HEYYY! It's I believe in Nargles Too here!

(Fun fact: Sometimes I forget my own name and become convinced I'm just I believe in Nargles.)

Anyway, I've decided to do a new submit your own tribute! 'But Nargles!' I hear you gasp (Don't call me that) 'You already have an ongoing SYOT!' (Stop using so many exclamation marks!) The difference with this one is... It'll be a parody!

Imagine the most over the top characters, the most cliche names (Cole Black) (Sparkle McSparkles) and worse! And guess what! It'll be a quarter quell!

(Cue shocked faces.)

If you're familiar with my work you'll know I wrote a story detailing the quarter quells (Don't worry I'll post it here as well) and I picked the worst option of all! The Twilight one! Why? Because fuck Twilight!

I will warn you I will be bashing Twilight to the max in this story. Why? Because fuck Twilight!

Here is the Quarter Quell list you never wished to see! I've bolded the Twilight one!

75th: Original: Only people who have taken tesserae are in the reaping bowl

Changed: Victors are reaped

100th: People are genetically modified in some way.

125: Adults from the age of 20-30 are reaped

150th: Each item of food has a 50% chance of being poisoned

175th: Adults who have commited crimes are reaped

200th: The whole game has to be done in mute. If anyone speaks they are killed instantly.

225: Each district will receive training for 6 months before the games.

250th: After the last person is dead the Victor has to spend another week in the arena before being let out (They will get given food and no Mutt will be able to attack)

275: Only males will be in the arena

300th: Only females will be in the arena

325: The tributes bodies will not be cleared out of the arena (The no canibalism rule still stands)

350th: The tributes will not be allowed to kill each other, instead dangerous mutts will be put in to kill them.

375: There has to be one death per day. If not the capital will choose someone at random to kill.

400th: Each person will have a limb removed before entering the arena.

425: Each person will have a sense removed before entering the arena.

450th: Even after killing a tribute you are not allowed to take their supplies (In fear of instant death)

475: The dead tributes will not be posted in the sky.

500th: The game makers will give the Tributes no indication to whether it's day or night.

525th: There will be nothing at the Cornucopia. Each tribute will get a pack with 5 random items. (Some may get a item totally useless like a Yoyo.)

550th: The Twilight audio book will be played non stop (Almost outlawed for being too cruel)

575: One of the previous quarter quells will be picked at random (People pray it won't be the 550th)

600th: This will be the last games to take place. Each tribute will be given a pack containing a weapon. You will not be able to open it until the final 8. (If you do it before then you will die)

Anyway... Like all good SYOTers I'll write a prologue then post the form for you to fill in! Yay?

When President Fire's (I'm original!) hand went into the box people prayed for a nice monster to come eat him- or even them (preferably him.) Sadly no such monster came along.

President Fire read it and gasped! This had to be a joke! How could anyone be so cruel? With a shaking voice he read the small piece of card

'The Twilight audio book will be played non stop throughout the games!'

People screamed and rioted! (One person even peed their pants!)

Then from the darkness (wasn't it day like- 5 seconds ago?) a lone voice shouted out!

'Whoooooo go Twilight!'

The people gasped (note to self: find a synonym for the word gasped) Who would say such a thing!

There stood...

Stephanie Meyer!

Okayyyyy! There's our prologue! You can submit through Reviews or Pm (PM preferred) I know I have another SYOT on the go but I'm taking a break from more serious writing. I don't own The Hunger Games and I DEFINITELY don't own Twilight (Thank the dam Gods)

If you check the reviews you'll find another copy of the the form that you can copy if you need to. I haven't really got a deadline but I'm gonna wait till I have all the characters to start. You can Submit up to 4 but I also need escorts and mentors so if you submit 2 or more I'd like a mentor or escort too!

Tribute Form

Name:

Age:

District:

Gender:

Strengths (add loads if your character is a Mary Sue)

Weaknesses:

Personality:

Appearance

Weapon of choice:

Reaped or volunteered?:

Alliances:

Interview angle:

Reaping Outfit:

Chariot Outfit:

Interview Outfit:

Family:

Friends:

Mentor Form:

Name:

Age:

District:

Gender:

Games they won:

Personality:

Appearance

Escort Form:

Name (be extremely stupid here):

Age:

Gender:

Personality:

Appearance