Please don't hate me but I'm taking a short hiatus! I'll be back in the summer (around mid July) I'll still be on reading and reviewing but I have another account I'm focusing on and I often don't feel like writing. I may post a small bit but probably not to 550th or my SYOC until the summer.

Shaphne is beauty. I am not worthy of the beauty that is Shaphne.

Random stuff

Other stuff!! :D If you find it amusing, post it into your profile...

If at first you don't succeed, destroy all evidence that you tried.

Whoever said nothing is impossible never tried slamming a revolving door.

The person who smiles when things go wrong has found someone to blame.

Better to stay silent and be thought a fool than to speak and remove all doubt.

Never argue with an idiot. They'll just drag you down to their level and beat you with experience..

Normal people scare me...but not as much as I scare them.

Even if the voices aren't real, they have some good ideas.

When in doubt, push random buttons!

You wanna know why God created man before woman? Every masterpiece needs a rough draft!

There's always a light at the end of the tunnel...of course, it's usually an oncoming express train...

There are three kinds of people. Those who learn by reading, a few who learn by observation, and the rest who have to test the electric fence for themselves.

They say guns don't kill people; people do. Well, I think guns help. I mean, if you just stood there and yelled 'BANG!' I don't think you'd kill many people...(im not saying it is ok you use guns or kill anyone. It is never ok!!"

Just when I think you've said the stupidest thing ever you just keep on talking.

You know, you do this annoying thing where you open your mouth and then these things you call words come out. Yeah like that. Stop it.

He who laughs last thinks slowest.

An idiot is a 44th floor window washer who steps back to admire his work.

They say hard work never hurt anybody, but why take a chance?

Why be difficult when, with just a little bit of effort, you can be impossible?

Ask me no questions and I’ll tell you no lies.

Everyone has a photographic memory; some just don't have film.

There are no stupid questions, just a lot of inquisitive idiots.

I'm not as dumb as you look.The newscaster is the person who says, "Good evening," and then tells you why it's not.

We live in an age when pizza gets to your house before the police.

Hate is just a special kind of love we give to people who annoy us.

I used to have superpowers, but then my therapist took them away.

They say the truth will set you free...so why is it that every time I tell the truth, I get sent to my room?

Some people are like Slinkies: seemingly useless, but they still bring you a smile when you push them down the stairs.

Keep smiling; it makes people wonder what you're up to.

Love your enemies. It confuses them.

It's okto argue with two characters on your shoulders.

Flying is simple - you just throw yourself at the ground and miss.

Some say the glass is half full, some say it's half empty, I say, "Are you gonna drink that?"

All people have the right to stupidity but some people abuse the privilege.

The trouble with life is there's no background music.

A clean house is a sign of a broken computer!

I don't get even, I get odder.

When life gives you lemons, make apple juice, sit back and watch the world wonder how you did it.

When life gives you lemons, EAT THEM! (But i don't think they would taste very nice)

In order to lose your mind, you have to have one in the first place.

Light travels faster than sound. That is why...some people seem bright until you hear them speak.

An optimist is someone who falls off the Empire State Building and after 50 floors says, "So far, so good!"

Never drink water...if it can rust iron, think of what it can do to your stomach.

Chaos, panic, pandemonium, my work here is done.

If you are reading this, the first step in my evil plan is complete!

Sacrafice. Without fear there is no courage.

You broke my heart so i broke your nose and im not sorry i got blood on your clothes

Hey, you! Yes, you! Post this message into your profile if you can read it - over two billion

More randomness!! You gotta copy this into your profile...it's HYSTERICAL...

These are actual instruction labels on consumer goods...

On Sears hairdryer:
Do not use while sleeping.
(Gee, that's the only time I have to work on my hair!)

On a bag of Fritos:
You could be a winner! No purchase necessary. Details inside.
(The shoplifter special!)

On a bar of Dial soap:
Directions: Use like regular soap.
(and that would be how?)

On some Swann frozen dinners:
Serving suggestion: Defrost.
(But it's 'just' a suggestion!)

On Tesco's Tiramisu dessert: (printed on bottom of the box)
Do not turn upside down.
(Too late! you lose!)

On Marks & Spencer Bread Pudding:
Product will be hot after heating.
(Are you sure? Let's experiment.)

On packaging for a Rowenta iron:
Do not iron clothes on body.
(But wouldn't that save more time?)Whose body?)

On Boot's Children's cough medicine:
Do not drive car or operate machinery.
(We could do a lot to reduce the construction accidents if we just kept those 5 year olds off those fork lifts.)

On Nytol sleep aid:
Warning: may cause drowsiness.
(One would hope!)

On a Korean kitchen knife:
Warning: keep out of children.
(hmm..something must have gotten lost in the translation..)

On a string of Christmas lights:
For indoor or outdoor use only.
(As opposed to use in outer space.)

On a food processor:
Not to be used for the other use.
(Now I'm curious.)

On Sainsbury's peanuts:
Warning: contains nuts.
(but no peas?)

On an American Airlines packet of nuts:
Instructions: open packet, eat nuts.
(somebody got paid big bucks to write this one..)

On a Swedish chainsaw:
Do not attempt to stop chain with your hands.
(Raise your hand if you've tried this.)

On a child's Superman costume:
Wearing of this garment does not enable you to fly.
(Oh, go ahead! That's right, destroy a universal childhood belief.)

These are funny...

DORMITORY: When you rearrange the letters - DIRTY ROOM

PRESBYTERIAN: When you rearrange the letters - BEST IN PRAYER

ASTRONOMER: When you rearrange the letters - MOON STARER

DESPERATION: When you rearrange the letters - A ROPE ENDS IT

THE EYES: When you rearrange the letters - THEY SEE

GEORGE BUSH: When you rearrange the letters - HE BUGS GORE

THE MORSE CODE: When you rearrange the letters - HERE COME DOTS

SLOT MACHINES: When you rearrange the letters - CASH LOST IN ME

ANIMOSITY: When you rearrange the letters - IS NO AMITY

ELECTION - RESULTS: When you rearrange the letters - LIES - LET'S RECOUNT

SNOOZE ALARMS: When you rearrange the letters - ALAS! NO MORE Z 'S

A DECIMAL POINT: When you rearrange the letters - IM A DOT IN PLACE

THE EARTHQUAKES: When you rearrange the letters - THAT QUEER

ELEVEN PLUS TWO: When you rearrange the letters - TWELVE PLUS ONE

ELEVEN PLUS TWO: When you rearrange the letters - TWELVE PLUS ONE

1. Throw skittles at people and say, "Taste the freakin' rainbow!"

2. Set all the alarm clocks in Housewares to go off at 5-minute intervals.

3. Walk up to an employee and tell him/her in an official tone, " 'Code 3' in housewares"... and see what happens.

4. Make a trail of tomato juice on the floor leading to the rest rooms

5. Move a 'CAUTION - WET FLOOR' sign to a carpeted area.

6. Set up a tent in the camping department and tell other shoppers you'll invite them in if they'll bring pillows from the bedding department.

7. When a clerk asks if they can help you, begin to cry and ask, "Why can't you people just leave me alone?"

8. Look right into the security camera & use it as a mirror, and pick your nose.

9. While handling guns in the hunting department, ask the clerk if he knows where the anti - depressants are.

10. Dart around the store suspiciously loudly humming the "Mission Impossible" theme.

11. In the auto department, practice your "Madonna look."

12. Hide in a clothing rack and when people browse through,say "PICK ME!" "PICK ME!"

13. When an announcement comes over the loud speaker, assume the fetal position and scream.. "NO! NO! It's those voices again!!"

14. Go into a fitting room and shut the door and wait a while and then yell, very loudly, "There is no toilet paper in here!"

15.Grab a lot of bouncy balls and throw them down the aisle, shouting "Go, Pikachu, Go!"

16. When you see stuff in those cage-things, Yell "NOOO!! YOU'VE KILLED IT!"

17. Buy 350 cans of tuna and scream "THIS CAN'T BE RIGHT!! YOU HAVE TO PUT SOME BACK!!" when the cashier tells you the price.

18. Walk around looking confused in the CD section and ask people where you can find the CDs.

19. Touch an electrical cord and pretend that you are getting shocked.

20. Hide in the giant snowman blowup and when people walk by say, " I am the abominable snowman! Fear me! I will eat you!"

21. Jump in a cart and have a friend push you while you scream "The Germans are coming!"

22. Go the Service Desk and ask to put a bag of M&M's on lay away.

23. Run up to an employee and ask "Do you like me?" If they say no, yell out "You broke my heart, you evil monster! I'm telling the manager!" and start throwing canned tomatoes at them. If they say yes just to get you away, pat their shoulder, and say "What a shame because that guy/girl over there" point to a random person "was just about to ask you to dinner."

24. Stand inside the freezer in the frozen food section.

25. Walk up to employees and whisper "I saw dead people...they want me to take you away...to aisle eight..."

26. Walk into the baby clothes section, pick up a pink baby dress, then throw it down and run away screaming that the pink bunnies of doom came back.

If you solemly swear you are up to no good copy and paste this into your profile

If you've ever burst out laughing in a quiet room, copy this into your profile

If, for no warning, you have laughed during a movie part that wasn't funny, put this in your profile.

How to Tell if you are a Bookworm:

1) You have more books then you do clothes.

2) You have more books then you do Friends.

3) Anyone wishing to borrow your books must sign a contract, take a drug test, ect.

4) Someone tries to take your book to read the back cover and you growl at them.

5) Book based movies must be watched just to make sure they get it right.

6) You have sobbed (not cried, but sobbed) while reading.

7) You have had a full fledged laughing fit while reading.

8) The smell of books is one of your favorite aromas.

9) You never dog-ear your pages.

10) You know more facts about your books then you do your country.

11) You know more book characters then you do presidents.

12) The eleventh Commandment is "Thou shalt not spoil a book"

13) You NEVER leave home without a book.(I very rearly leave home with a book. I dont want it to get damaged)

14) When people ask how you read all the time you just laugh and say 'If you only knew...'

15) Anything and EVERYTHING reminds you of some book.

16) You have talked to your books while reading.

17) You have the same reaction to certain parts no matter how many times you re-read.

18) When a new book in a series comes out, you go back and re-read the entire series.(Na not always. I normally have several other books i have to finish :P)

19) You get in trouble for reading in class.

20) You start to get excited when you get reading assignments in class. (Not joking a actully do :P How bad is that!)

21) You've ever read the dialogue of a book out loud while using different voices for each character speaking. (Major one for me. lol)

Copy and Paste this into your profile if you are a bookworm and proud of it!

Hey I'm that girl. The one that prefers reading to ALL social interaction. That one that doesn't make friends easily. The one that prefers Tris Harry's and Katniss's life to her own. I'm also the one that speaks up for what she believes in. The one that would do anything for her friends. The one that adores making other people laugh. Yeah I'm that girl.

If you dislike Twilight repost this. If you don't repost this you're lying.

Repost if you know the difference between Your and You're.

That awkward moment when you've read so much fanfiction you forget what's cannon.

RUCAS IS ENDGAME!!!!

So, here's how it works:
1. Open your library (iTunes, Winamp, Media Player, iPod, Spotify etc)
2. Put it on shuffle
3. Press play
4. For every question, type the song that's playing
5. When you go to a new question, press the next button
6. Don't lie and try to pretend you're cool... and alot of the songs fit with the setting

Opening Credits: Fight Song

Waking Up: Girl on Fire

First Day At School: Wrecking ball

Falling In Love: Bang Bang

Fight Song: Sorry

Breaking Up: Love yourself

Prom night: No place I'd rather be

Life: Don't stop believing

Mental Breakdown: Demons

Driving: Stand by you

Flashback: Counting Stars

Getting back together: Up

Wedding: If I die young

Birth of Child: Human

Final Battle: Radioactive

Funeral Song: Die young (seriously!)

Final Credits: On top of the world

Put your music or iPod on shuffle and answer these questions according to the song you are on. NO CHEATING YOU GET BETTER RESULTS WHEN ITS SHUFFLED PEOPLE!

I will not review on every chapter!!! If I like your story I might comment once or twice but after that I mainly won't. It takes up time!

Am I the only person that likes Perachel?!

Why Percy is better than Jason:

Percy: Haha lol I'm gonna go breathe some water with no help.

Jason: Can I have a lighting bolt please????????

UGHFDHHFHJHGHDHJ! I am sticking rusty forks into my eyes! I've just found out that apparently 4 and Christina end up together. I AM GONNA BE SICKKKKKKKK!

Grossssssssss! Ughfghgfghg!!!!!!!

10 characters meme:

General Edition:

1)Riley (Girl meets world)
2) Annabeth (PJO)
3) Luna (Harry Potter)
4) Daphne (Scooby Doo)
5) Velma (Scooby Doo)
6) Tris (Divergent)
7) Katniss (Hunger Games)
8) Harry (Harry Potter)
9) Marinette (Miraculous Ladybug)
10) Alya (Miraculous Ladybug
11) Lisa (Simpsons)
12) Percy (PJO)
13) Tobias (Divergent)
14) Peeta (Hunger Games)

1)Have you ever read a six/eleven fanfic before?
Tris/Lisa. No

2)Do you think Four is hot? How hot?
Daphne... Maybeeeeeeee

3)What would happen if Twelve got Eight pregnant?
Percy got Harry pregnant... well the Greeks were into some kinky shit.

4)Do you recall any fics about Nine?
Marinette. YESSSSSS

5)Would Two and Six make a good couple?
Annabeth/Tris. That... could actually work

6) Six/Nine or six/Ten?

Tris/Marinette or Tris/Alya. Tris/Marinette

7)What would happen if Seven walked in on Two and Twelve participating in certain...activities (you know what I'm talking about)?
Katniss walked in on... wait for it... PERCABETH!!!! Well she'd probably be uncomfortable as shit.

8)Make up a summary of a Three/Ten fic.
Luna/Alya.

Luna helps Alya see that not every mystery needs to be solved

9)Is there any such thing as a thirteen/Eight fluff?

Tobias/Harry. I don't think so.

10)Suggest a title for a Seven/Twelve Hurt/Comfort fic.
Katniss/Percy

Water and fire aren't always so different.

11)What kind of plot would you use if you wanted Four/ one?
Well I love Riley Farkle friendship so I would like to write conversation after STEM or Rileytown.

12) Is 5 hot?
Velma... no.

13) What would happen if 6 and 7 started going out?
LISTEN UP PUNKS! KATNISS/TRIS IS MY FUCKING OTP

14) What might ten scream at a moment of passion?
Oh my Ladybug!

15) If you wrote a song-fic about Eight, what song would you choose?

Harry? Demons, by imagine dragons.

16) If you wrote a One/Six/ Twelve fic, what would the warning be?

Riley, Tris, Percy. Warning: Extreme awkwardness

17) What might be a good pick-up line for Ten to use on Two?
Alya to Annabeth?????? "Percy may be cute but dies he run a blog?"

18) How might Eleven describe relationship between two/eight
Lisa describing Annabeth/Harry? "Harry just broke up my OTP!" *cries*

19) How emo is One?

Riley? Not at all. She’s a BUNNY farmer.

Cartoon Edition:

1: Marinette Dupain Cheng

2: Isabella Garcias

3: Phineas

4: Ferb

5: Fred Jones

6: Daphne Blake

7: Velma Dinkley

8: Shaggy Rodgers

9: Homer Simpson

10: Lisa Simpson

1: [4] finds a time machine! What time period do they visit?!

Ferb? Definitely the future

2: [2] falls in love with [9, but knows that [9] is dating [6]. What happens?

Isabella falls in love with Homer but knows that Homer is dating Daphne. Hoedown lily she calls the RSPCC.

3[1] wakes up in [3]'s house with no memory of how they got there.

Marinette wakes up in Phineas's house. He creates something that regains memories.

4: [7] receives a love note from [5]. What does it say? How does [7] react?

Velma receives a love note from Fred. Lets him down gently because Frelma will never happen.

5: [10] and [6] get married!

Daphne/Lisa

if Lisa was older, I could see this.

6: [2] and [5] are stuck on a deserted island. Who survives longest?

Isabella and Fred. Isabella, she has all her fireside girls training.

7: [9] beats up [3]. Why?

Homer beats up Phineas. Because he stole his donut and injected it with ant phenomes.

8: [8] murders [4] and [10] takes the blame.

Shaggy murders Ferb and Lisa takes the blame.

Damnnnnn Shaggy. What happened? Did he kill Scooby?

9: ZOMBIES! How does [7] react?

Velma -_-. Zombie fucking island. She'd try and pull the masks off.

10: [2] traps [1] in a hole.

Isabella traps Marinette in a hole?? Marinette uses lucky charm.

11: [6] is captured by [3]. How does [10] react?

Daphne (wow) is captured by Phineas. Lisa probably wouldn't care. Though they did get married!

12: [7] and [9] go on a holiday. Where?

Velma and Homer? Maybe somewhere but with the nucular power plant.

13: [5, [1] and [3] are cursed. What happens to them?

Fred, Marinette, Phineas. Fred suggests they split up, Marinette uses lucky charm, Phineas invents something.

14: [2] and [4] visit a haunted house.

Isabella and Ferb. Isabella would be trying to catch Phineas's attention and ranting to a Ferb about it.

15: [9] is genderswapped. Describe [8]'s reaction.

Homer is gender swapped. Describe Shaggys reaction.

Shock?

16: [2] throws a surprise party for [6].

Isabella throws a surprise party for Daphne. Awww

17: THE END! Tag someone or describe what [5]'s reaction to this entire meme is.

Fred says fuck