Full Summary: Once upon a time in a land known as the mindscape, lived a demon – Bill Cipher. That's me by the way. Some people have called me reckless and chaotic just because I like to have fun and mess with the head of flesh sticks! And I'm about to have a whole lot more because today I take it to the next level. Now let's party!


"So… you say you're from another dimension?" asked the doubtful overweight man attempting to look dignified as he sat rather uncomfortably in the small child's chair in front of his desk.

"That's right Principal Meat bag!" Replied the joyous pre-teen spinning happily in the plush swivel chair reserved for the principal.

"It's Meirberg."

"Whatever you say."

The principal stared at the blonde kid across from him smiling mischievously. The child had barged into his office and had taken the liberty to seat himself down in his own chair and stated quite confidently that he wanted to enroll. Without parents or paperwork or anything, not even the smallest bit of identification.

It simply wouldn't do.

"Yes…well I'm afraid that this isn't going to work out. You're going to need a guardian to come in a fill out the right paperwork and-"

Meirberg was cut off as the lights began to suddenly flicker satanically until every one of them burst in a sudden blast, making glass rain down. He began to tremble as he watched in horror as the blinds slammed shut with a bang. The child across from him chuckled, sending shivers up his neck. In the dark room he watched transfixed as the other seemed to radiate with a demonic glow.

"You're going to love it here!" He shouted quickly. With a snap of the younger's fingers, the blinds slowly rose shedding the small room with natural light

"I knew you'd see things my way! I'm going to need a guide and boy do I have the perfect meat-puppet in mind!"


Dipper Pines was in one word. Completely bored. Okay that was two words but whatever. Since coming back to Piermont, life had taken a turn for boring. Every day since their return was just plain average, simple and downright predictable. The thrill and excitement of Gravity Falls was severely missing.

Dipper winced slightly when the school's speakers whined as they turned on, the feedback screeching through the room.

"D-Dipper Pines to the Principal's office. Dipper Pines to the P-Principal's office."

Dipper looked up from his doodled notes with a frown before looking over at Mabel, who at the time was busy trying to "be-dazzle" all her pencils by covering them in glue and then dipping them in glitter

"What did you do Dip-dop?"

"Nothing?" he asked with a shrug. Dipper gathered up his books and packed them into his bag before standing up and leaving the classroom. As he passed by the other classes on his way to the office he racked his head for anything that he'd done that might warrant a trip to the office. He was more than passing all of his classes, he hadn't gotten into any arguments with teachers either, and he had yet to encounter a brawl.

Upon reaching the office what he found was the principal shaking in his shoes and kid dressed much too formally for school inspecting the water fountain.

"Uh…Principal Meirberg?" he inquired slightly worried for the middle aged man who had yet to notice Dipper's appearance

The principal jerked around to face Dipper.

"Mr. Pines? I'd like for you to show our new foreign exchange student around." Grabbing Dipper's shoulders the Principal gave him a look of ultimate terror. I pray for your soul," he quickly added before running for his life.

Dipper watches apprehensively as the Principal sprints away before turning back to the "new foreign exchange student".

"So," he started, getting the students attention. "Welcome to Piedmont high. I'm Dipper Pines and I guess I'll be your guide for today."

The grin he received as the familiar looking pre-teen turned around made his stomach turned.

"Names Bill Cipher and I'm a demon from another Dimension," he says with a flourish before leaning in close enough to Dipper's face their nose almost touch. "But you already knew that didn't you Pine Tree?"

And in that moment of ultimate unbelief terror, only one thought crossed the younger Pine twin's mind. "Oh No."


Hello and welcome to another fic that I've decided to write.
Unless you've not read anything else I've written which is even better!

Massive thanks to Margo352 who is betaing this fic for me!

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~Jessica