This. Is. AWESOME! We need some Billdip in here!

NOOO! This story is so good! I desperately need another chapter.

I love Bill and his creepy self! Super good so far :)

What is this tome? And how will Ford react?

Bill is driving them so far up the wall

I am loving this story so far. Thanks for the story .

Wow, Bill's really messing with them, huh? :0 I wonder what's up with him saving Mabel, cuz something tells me it doesn't bode well.

Dipper is going insane with these questions

I'm guessing they're just going to come back to the mall one day and buy loads of thermometers and moonstones and Bill-Proof all of their stuff.

This story is absolutely beautiful. Bill's behavior with food reminds me of Onion from Steven Universe. Also, his line about "donating silverware" was cute in a sort of evil way, like that kid from the Omen.

I really, really appreciate that the twins are being sensible about their plans to deal with Bill. Man, I'm really looking forward to finding out how he came to be human. Do you plan on introducing any of the devices from SVTFOE such as the wand or the dimensional scissors? I'm really looking forward to seeing what direction you go with this.

One thing I would like to see is what Waddles thinks of Bill, and vice versa. He is a simple pig, after all. Animals have very advanced non-verbal communication skills such as headbutting, destroying things, and making endless noises during the middle of the night that prevent you from sleeping. Endless oinking. So much oinking.

Anyway, great story. I love it. Thanks for letting me type your ear off.

They seem horrified. Please continue, I need more terrified pines in my life.

Exactly what I expected.

I'm Imagining a single tear on Dipper's face while he whispers "Oh god please no", while slightly shaking his head.

the unicorn did have it coming

A friend sent me this story and I really like the premise. I'm glad you didn't have the siblings acting happy about Bill's arrival, like some fics do.