"If I ever have a son, I'm going to name him Caligula."

Boots cocked an eyebrow but didn't look up from his book. "Why? As you'd know if you ever paid attention in history class, Caligula was an insane murderer who hated Jews before it was cool. Not my idea of a great namesake."

Bruno sighed. "You know, Boots, if you weren't always so focused on big pictures and social ramifications and whatnot, you might find time to appreciate some of the finer details of history."

"Like what?"

Bruno shuffled his feet. "Like how, in Latin, Caligula means 'Little Boots.'"