Patric's POV

I was sitting in my Basilicom while Sis was playing her MMO on her PC and Minako-chan was out with 5pb along with my 'Mother Eyecons'. "Man I'm bored." I said as the door to my room flew open with Neptune at the door. "Neptune! Why are you here?!" She then slammed the door behind her and grabbed my shirt.

"Hide me dude! Histy's after me! She wants me to do work and all of my other hiding spots are compromised!" She said jumping near my console set. I heard a knock at the door as I sighed. I got up and opened it to reveal Histoire.

"Hello, Patric. I was wondering, is Neptune here?" She asked as I pointed towards my consoles. "Thank you." She said then, easily, pulling Neptune away. "Neptune, you must get to work! Even sfter the Frienship Treaty, and all the Shares can be focused instead on all nations, you still have not done any work since the Necrom incident!" Histoire scolded.

"Yeah but that's because we're in a time of peace! There's no need to grab Shares all the time!" Neptune whined.

"But still, it's not good just just laze about all day, Neptune. Well, that's what Sis is doing right now, but." I began to say.

"Well, maybe we just need to find a way to make gathering Shares fun for us then." Neptune said as she looked at my microphone set. She then looked at the consoles, and how I always had four controllers. She then looked at me and smiled. "Patric, you and I are gonna be Neptube stars!" She said with a big smile.

"Uh, what?" I questioned.

"Let's plays are huge! Imagine combining that with our comedy! Both Planeptune's and Leanbox's Shares will skyrocket!" Neptune said pulling me into her grasp. "You'll be our editor, though." She said. "So, are you in?" She asked as I thought about it.

"You know, that's not a bad idea. Why not?" I said as Neptune cheered.

"Alright! Let's make a simply animated intro with several frames!" Neptune shouted with her finger raised.


Hey I'm Nep!

I'm not so Nep!

And we're the Game Neps!


"Hey! And welcome to our first episode of Game Neps!" I said in a wierd voice.

"Oh boy here we go!" Neptune responded. "So, what are we playing today?"

"Oh, um, shit, I forgot." I said leaving the couch.

Neptune only kept laughing in response. "How the hell'd you forget already? It's in the title on the TV! You stupid idiot!"

"We're playin' Kirby Super Star! This is like the one everybody knows. Rihgt?" I asked.

"I mean yeah, I'd like to think so." Neptune shrugged.

(Later in the Episode)

"Oh! Look at that like bear monster!" I said pointing to him.

"He just looks like he's thinking about his girl, you know? Just like, 'Oh man dude! Just ooo'" With me laughing each time Neptune made the voices for the Kirby enemy. "And then I swoop in like WOO! He he yes! Yeah Kirby's gonna steal your-"

"Marvy, cut out Neptune's cuss, please!" I said for future reference for Marvy.

"Why does that matter? You've cussed before, you fucking hypocrite!" Neptune barked at me causing me to laugh more.


After we uploaded like, three episodes of Kirby Super Star, Neptune crashed into my room again. "Patric I have incredible news to tell you and the audience!" She shouted grabbing my shirt on the floor.

"How the hell do you keep breaking into my house, Neptune?" I asked as she just lifed me up.

"That's not important! Look at these ratings!" She said showing a screen with all of our videos hitting over 1 million views.

"WHAT?! ONE MILLION?! Thanks a lot guys." We ended normally with nornaml smiles and began freaking out again. Mama Miia and Histoire suddenly burst in.

"Alright, alright what's goin' on here!" They shouted as they couldn't hold their angruy faces causing all of us to laugh a bit.