This may or may not be explicit. Also, there is a Naruto thing in here, as my OC uses jutsu for magic. And God Eater, with the aragami. This story focuses on her and Lancer, my favorite Servant, especially after he punched Shinji. This follows the UBW route. It has a bit of Fate, with Illya and Mr. Kuzuki being alive, though both maids are dead. Gilgamesh also isn't in this because I hate the arrogant douchebag.

Blood flew through the air as the victim's body fell, a giant cut across his throat. The assailant sighed, using her left hand to brush away the black strands of hair from her crimson eyes. In the other hand was a dark, violet spear. At one end was a long blade stained with blood. As she looked around the study her mark was in, she noticed what looked to be a red, complex circle on the ground. Near it was a podium with a black, open box on top of it.

Curiosity got the better of the girl as she walked over to the box, peering inside it. In the moonlight filtering through the window, all she saw was a scrap of blue cloth.

"What's this for?" she wondered aloud. Come to think of it, she came in and took the guy down as he was saying, "My will creates your body, and your sword creates my destiny." She wondered if that has anything to do with it.

As she turned to leave, something broke the door down. As the dust cleared, the girl saw one of the new beasts. It had brown fur and stood like a four-legged creature except it had two legs. It's head and tail were covered in what looked like bone. At the end of the flat tail was a curved claw. At the head, two yellow eyes peered out. The mouth revealed rows of sharp teeth with two long, bottom ones.

"Fuck," she groaned. As it leapt at her, mouth wide open, she weaved a series of hand signs. "Fire Style: Fireball Jutsu!"

The fire knocked the beast back and two more showed up in the doorway.

"You have got to be kidding me!" The two lunged at the girl and she used both ends of the spear to block them. The one she knocked back got back up and tried to attack her from her left. She kicked the two creatures she was blocking away and got ready to take it down. But a pain in her right hand stopped her. As she was wincing, the beast knocked her down. The two she kicked joined the first in towering over her, ready to go in for the kill.

Just as she started to curse her luck, pain flared in her right hand again. This time, when the girl looked down, a red diamond with an angel wing on each side, feathers facing out, formed on the back of her hand. At the same time, the circle glowed with a blinding white light. Before she could say anything, a blue blur came at the creatures and knocked them all out of the room.

A man turned around. "You my Master?" The girl before him looked to be in her 20's with long, jet-black hair and red eyes. She had bangs that swooshed at the end so they were right over her left eye. She wore a white shirt with a black jacket over it. She wore gray shorts with black boots. In her right hand was a spear.

"Master?" she echoed. The man had blue hair that was tied in a ponytail with a golden clasp. He had red, cat-like eyes. Over his body were blue tights with silver runes on them and he had a silver earring on each ear. In his right hand was a red spear.

"I'm yer lancer-class Servant," he continued with a roll of his eyes, like we was talking to someone mentally retarded.

As the girl gaped like a fish, the three beasts came back into the room, snarling. The man smirked.

"These guys ain't smart, are they?" As the three jumped at the man, he spun around, smashing them into the wall with his spear. Before they could recover, he stabbed all three of them, killing them.

"What are you?!" the girl demanded, standing up. The man sighed and turned to face her.

"I already said I'm yer lancer-class Servant. Just call me Lancer."

"Master? Servant? What the hell is going on?!" the girl shouted. Lancer facepalmed.

"You really have no idea what's going on, huh? Those three Command Seals on yer right hand are proof yer a Master."

"These things?" She looked down at the markings on the back of her right hand.

"I can't believe I gotta explain everything," Lancer groaned. "Let's just start off with who you are."

The girl stared at him before replying timidly. "I'm Karin Shinozaki. I work as an assassin and I killed the man I was after when those things and you showed up."

"I assume then that this guy was meant to be my Master." Lancer glanced over at the dead man.

"Most likely," Karin shrugged.

"Well, whatever. He's dead and yer not. As long as you continue to supply me with mana, I won't complain."

After Lancer explained to Karin about the Holy Grail War, which he didn't enjoy, the two went to a phone that had a message recorded. After pressing the button to play it back, the two learned about a summons for all Masters and Servants to appear at the church for an emergency meeting.

"You gonna go?" Lancer asked.

"Why should I? It doesn't have anything to do with me."

"Actually, it does. In case you forgot, yer a Master now."

"Don't remind me. I know I'm in a bloodbath for something I don't need."

Lancer put his hands behind his head and looked at the girl curiously. "You don't have a wish?"

"Not that I know of."

"Well, the Grail probably picked you for yer wish an' you don't even know what it is."

Karin sighed and pulled out her cell phone. "Whatever, I'll call a cab to get us to New City."

Karin climbed into the cab, along with a dematerialized Lancer.

"Of all the Servants, I had to be stuck with the sexual harasser," Karin grumbled, knowing the legend of Cu Chulainn.

"What's a 'sexual harasser'?" Lancer asked Karin in her mind. She sweatdropped. He really didn't know?! Oh, she's going to have fun explaining the concept of sexual harassment to him.

"I'll tell you about it later," she whispered, blushing at the thought of explaining it. The cab stopped at the church and Karin got out, going in the building. There were six other Masters inside with their Servants. Female Masters were in the right pews and males in the left. For females, the Masters sat at the left end and Servants at the right, though the Berserker stood at the right of the pew, being too big to sit. Male Masters sat on the right end of their pews and Servants to the left. At the front was a man with short, black hair, black eyes, and wearing a church robe.

As Karin sat behind the female Masters, Lancer materialized himself to her right, sitting.

"Even though no fighting is allowed in the church, I still feel uneasy without me guarding you," Lancer said. He and a man with silver hair and wearing red locked eyes and glared at each other. "Fuck you, Archer."

"I would say 'screw you', but you've already done that," Archer smirked, bringing up the fact Lancer was forced to commit suicide last time. Lancer snarled at him.

"I am Ginrou Kotomine, cousin of Kirei Kotomine, who died two months ago," the man up front said. Karin heard Lancer chuckle darkly, remembering running the bastard through with Gae Bolg. Serves Kotomine right after that priest killed Bazett. "In his place, I have been named Overseer. I'm sure many of you got the news of a possible 6th Holy Grail War."

"It's way too soon," a girl with black hair tied in two pigtails said, crossing her arms. Behind her, a girl with purple hair shuffled in her seat, glancing at her Servant, a woman with long, lavender hair and wearing a blindfold.

"I know this is a short cycle, but the Holy Grail is in this world, though it is moving and we of the church have no idea what's happening. Until we do, I ask that Servants don't fight one another to the death." Ginrou said.

"Are you saying we should get along?" Lancer asked.

"Ideally. And we should start by getting to know Masters and Servants better. There are the same Masters from the 5th, but there are two new ones. Everyone should introduce themselves and their Servants, starting from the first Master, then the second and so on."

The seven Masters and their Servants began murmuring amongst themselves, but complied. As each Master went, they stood up and introduced themselves and their Servant before sitting back down again. The girl with the black hair stood up first.

"I'm Rin Tohsaka, Master of Archer."

"True name?" Ginrou prompted.

"I don't feel it's worth it. Even if you know his true name, he still goes by his class name," Rin replied.

"We'll leave it at that for now," Ginrou sighed. "Next Master."

"I am Karin Shinozaki, Master of Cu Chulainn, lancer-class."

"I-I'm Sakura Matou. My Servant is Medusa, rider-class."

"Issei Ryudou. Master of Kojiro Sasaki, assassin-class."

"I'm Illyasveil von Einzburn, Master of Hercules, berserker-class."

"Soichirou Kuzuki, Master of Medea, caster-class."

"Shirou Emiya, Master of Arturia Pendragon, saber-class."

"I knew Ryudou was a new Master, but I expected you to be a man, Shinozaki," Ginrou said.

"There was a last-minute change," Karin replied hastily. "I'm a Master in his place."

"I'd better change the listing, then," Ginrou sighed.

As Karin waited for the cab to pick her and Lancer up, Shirou, the boy with red hair and gold eyes, came over. Saber was talking with Rin.

"I'd be careful if I were you," Shirou warned. "Lancer may try to kill you."

"Wouldja let that go?!" Lancer exclaimed. Karin sighed.

"And he may try to make a move on you."

"Just because she's a girl doesn't mean I wanna bang her!"

"I know Lancer is perverted, but he ought to know his position as Servant and mine as Master," Karin replied.

"...That's cold," Lancer said, feigning a hurt look when he was called 'perverted'. Then his eyes widened as he realized something. "Wait! You never told me what a 'sexual harasser' was."

Karin facepalmed. "My god..."

Shirou chuckled. "As you can see, he sometimes opens his big mouth without thinking it through. But I won't argue with caalling him one."

By now, the other Masters and Servants were staring at the 'sexual harasser' comment.

"Nice one, Karin," Archer laughed. This earned him a glare from Lancer.

"Do you know something I don't?!"

"It's just a comment about your...habits," Assassin smirked.

"It's like fishing?" Lancer guessed. All the other Masters and some Servants facepalmed.

"Forget it, dumbass," Karin huffed.

When the two got to the house Karin was in, Lancer decided to open his big mouth again.

"I don't get it. All those reactions from me saying 'sexual harasser'?"

"From now on, when I comment about things you don't know, ask me alone about it!" Karin snapped at him. "God, you embarassed me!"

"I just wanted to know what it was..." Lancer murmured.

"Something you shouldn't be!" Karin yelled, throwing her arms up.

"That still doesn't tell me what it is..." Lancer pointed out.

Karin let out a growl. "'Night, dumbass."