A/n: I was reading Harry Potter recently (all of them) and noticed some things. Here they are.

Deathly Hallows: How the hell did Hermione mistake Potter for Peverell?

Goblet of fire: 'One that many of my followers would give their right hands to perform.' Wow Voldie, real subtle!

Prisoner of Azkaban: 'Only one will die tonight' Seriously. Couldn't Sirius have just said 'Nah I'm not trying to kill Harry just that rat.'

Philosophers Stone: 'You're a wizard Harry.' I would have probably have asked Hagrid if he was on drugs.

Order of the Pheonix: 'You're just as sane as I am.' Is Luna trying to make him feel better or worse?

Chamber of Secrets: Wow. I know Lockheart was the only one that applied but how the fuck was he allowed to be a teacher! I don't care he wrote all those books. One conversation with him and you start to lose brain cells.

And now for everyone's favourite quote

Half blood Prince: 'There's no need to call me sir professor.' We now need a moment of silence for the awesomeness of Harry Potter. SASS TO THE MAX.

Now to the movies.

CALMLY! We all know what this means.

WHERE'S PEEVES?!

I actually like movie Ginny.

DOBBY WAS A FREE ELF!

I like the second Dumbledore just as much. *Ducks from rotten tomatos hitting me*

Random shit:

Snape, Snape, Severus Snape

DUMBLEDORE.

FUCK YOU UMBRIDGE.

Now a poem:

I promise to remember Bella

When I read a Mary Sue.

I promise to remember Edward

When someone starts stalking you

I promise to remember Jacob

Because bestiality is cool

I promise to remember Meyer

When I read a series so bad it's cruel.

Yes I promise to hate Twilight

Wherever I may go.

Because Harry Potter is better

And all Potterheads know.

Why would you name your kid Albus Severus Harry? Do you want your kid to be bullied.