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CHAPTER 21

~Eric~

It's been two weeks since Tris embarrassed the shit out of Max with the prank of the year, and a week since her parents moved to dauntless, that was a real fun day, not.

Since Natalie and Andrew became Dauntless all has been quiet, because we all have been focused on making their transition as painless as possible. It's all been a little too quiet if you ask me. Tris assured me that in every prank war there are "breaks" between pranks.

I don't feel assured one bit!

The new transfers will be here a week after our wedding and Tris and I will be over seeing all training. She said that she is too lazy to do any training herself and doesn't want us to be swamped with all that responsibility. I agree whole heartedly because I intend to keep her busy in bed as much as possible.

Man, I am one lucky son of a bitch…

"Babe, get your ass in the shower; we're gonna be late for our rehearsal dinner!" Tris yells at me.

Tris and I decided that we're gonna get married next Saturday and have our rehearsal a week prior to the actual wedding because we haven't finalized all the details yet. The only things that are finalized are the location of the wedding, the guest list, and the officiator, which is Max because only leader can officiate a marriage and Tobias is my best man. So Max is our only option.

We're having our rehearsal and wedding on the roof where Tris and I first met, and the dinner party is at Max's apartment. Hence the reason that I'm so nervous. I really wish those two would call a truce, but Max is way to sour about the whole pink hair and truth serum fiasco to admit defeat. Dumb ass.

"I want you to come shower with me baby!" I yell back with a grin.

"I took my shower at my brothers after lunch and I'm already ready!" The mean woman yells back and my smile drops.

I whimper and look down at my situation. "Looks like its a cold shower for us tonight, big guy."

I sigh painfully as I get up and proceed to shower alone. Once I'm done I step out of the shower and notice my skin slowly turning blue. What the fuck? "BEATRICE!" I yell really loud.

"What, and how many times do…" She stops as she enters the bathroom and stares at me for a long beat before falling to the floor in a fit of laughter. "Oh my god, Max Smurfed the wrong person!" She continues to laugh her ass off as she rolls on the floor. "Oh god I can't breathe, I think I'm gonna piss myself; move Smurfette I gotta pee!" She gets up and pushes me out of the way as she pulls her skirt up and her panties down with her other hand and sits her ass down on the toilet.

"This prank war is fucking over!" I roar and leave my crazy fiancee to do her laughter induced business. "I'm gonna kill Max!"

I grab my phone and dial Max's number and after a few rings he answers "Hellll-lo." The fucker thinks he's funny.

"Max I need your help…" I breathe heavily. "It's Tris, she fell in the shower and she turning blue…What the fuck is happening to her?" I sniff for a dramatic effect. "She won't wake up…Oh god, please come help me. I can't loose her." I lie through my teeth because I know for a fact that he won't come over to face the wrath of Tris.

"Oh shit, I'm on my way!" He hangs up and I smile evilly.

I slip my robe on the same time there's a pounding on the door. Before I can tie the robe the door is kicked open and Tobias and Larhea are rushing through. "Max called, where's Tr…oh shit!" Tobias begins to laugh at me and Larhea just stands there stunned.

"Hey Tobias." I hear Tris walk into the room still laughing. "Remember when I told you that I was gonna marry Gutsy Smurf when we were little?" She points to me. "He even has the mutton chops. We just need a blue kilt and we're set." They both begin to laugh really hard and Larhea's composure breaks and she begin to laugh hysterically with them.

"I got here as quick as I could is she okay?" Max says from the doorway not noticing the giant Smurf in the room until said Smurf punches him in the face…Hard.

"This prank war is fucking over Max!" I yell as I point my finger in his bleeding face. Everyone shuts up immediately wearing matching shocked expressions. "I mean it, no more!"

Max looks up at me from his position on the floor. "Oh shit; my bad Eric, that wasn't meant for you." He chuckles a little but stops when I glare harder.

"Why would you do this to Tris a week before her wedding? Prank war or not…That is seriously fuck up, man!" I yell at him.

"Hey I already told you that its been my dream to marry a Smurf." Tris points out and I glare at her but she just turns to Larhea excitedly and ignores the look I give her. "Do you still have those suckers that turn your mouth blue; I can look like I've been sucking…"

"Stop!" Tobias yells as he gasps for air. "Please for the love of god don't finish that sentence!"

"What? Why? You know it will be funny as hell when Eric and I walk into a room with him all blue and my mouth the same color."

"Oh god I just now got that." Max says while whipping his still bleeding noise."That's disgusting and wrong on so many levels, Tris."

"Hey!" Tris yells at him. "You tried to turn me into Smurfette before my wedding day, Asshole!" She points at me. "Instead you turn my sexy fiancee into Gutsy Smurf you damn amateur." She giggle a little. "I suggest you call a truce before I throw some yellow dye on him; making him green so he looks like the hulk and he smashes your narrow ass!" She yells at Max and the entire room erupts in loud laughter, hell I even chuckle at that.

"Okay truce, and to prove it; here." Max says before handing me a bottle. "It will counteract with the dye and make you normal again."

"Wait!" Tris and Tobias yell at the same time, then the both of them leave the room in a rush like someone lit their asses on fire. Tris to our bedroom and Tobias; I'm guessing to his apartment. A few seconds later they both come running back into the room sliding to a stop in front of me and ramming into each other.

"What the…" I say before I'm fucking blinded by a series of flashes.

"Strike a pose Eric." I hear Tobias say and I just give him the finger. "Perfect." He laughs as he continues to snap pictures at me. "Did you get any good ones Tris; oh look it's a blue bird." He laughs and the two of them begin comparing pictures.

"Fuck you all." I turn and leave the apartment heading to Tobias', to shower again.

"Where are you going babe?" Tris runs after me.

"I'm not using our shower again until I know for a fact that it's dye free." I tell her as I enter Tobias' apartment with Tris on my blue heals.

"Okay." She says before pulling me to a stop. "I love you." She kisses my lips softly. "I'll run the shower for a while to flush out the dye."

"I love you too, baby and thank you." I give her a kiss and a wink before making my way to the bathroom.

An hour later I walk back into my apartment; dye free thank god, and feeling better until I see Tobias setting on my couch sending pictures of me giving him the finger to all our friends. "If you send that shit to people I will kill you." I slap the back of his head, scaring the shit out of him.

"If you did that, my sister would kill you." He smirks at me.

"You're forgetting one important detail, Tobias." I smirk right back at him.

"And what is that Eric?" He sasses me like a damn woman.

"The fact that your sister loves me and can't live without me." I grin as I leave him setting there. Before I get too far away he begins to laugh and I turn back to him. "What's that Tobias?"

"Oh nothing…" He smirks at me again. "It's just that Tris already sent the ones she took to Uri and Zeke and you know how social they are."

"Fuck! Tris!" I yell and leave the laughing moron in the living room to find the pain in my ass that I love more than life itself.

"Yes baby?" She bats her lashes at me.

"Don't you "yes baby" me. Why did you send those pictures to Uri and Zeke?" I glare at her.

She gasps dramatically. "Because it was funny." She deadpans while shaking her head.

"Oh it's funny, huh?" I lift her up and slam her on the bed and begin to kiss her passionately.

I slide my hand down between her legs; thanking the heavens that she's wearing a skirt. I move her panties to the side and begin rubbing her clit furiously until she's moaning my name continuously and close to falling apart. Before she can reach her climax though, I stop and get up; grinning down at her as I suck my fingers into my mouth. "Yum…" I moan with a smile and walk into the closet to get my clothes that Tris already picked out for me.

"Eric!" I chuckle at the tone of her irritated voice.

"Yes baby?" I say distractedly as drop my robe.

"Why would you do that to me?!" Oh no; I smirk as her tone becomes a screeching sound.

"Because it was funny." I laugh as I dodge a shoe.

"Touché Eric." She grins at me evilly. "You know…" She bites her lip seductively as she approaches me. "That color blue looked really good on you; I think I should keep your balls that color permanently, don't you?"

Well shit! That backfired. "Sorry baby. Come here." I pull her to me and lift her in my arms with her sexy legs wrapped around my waist. I press her against the wall and grip her sexy ass with one hand as I rip her panties completely off with the other. "Is this better baby?" I moan loudly as I thrust into her hard and proceed to fuck her against our closet wall.

"Oh god yes! So much better." My gorgeous woman moans loudly as she rolls her hip in time with my pounding thrusts. "Fuck!" She screams as her walls grip my cock.

I feel my balls tighten as I fuck her harder. "Fuck me, I love you so damn much baby!" I roar as I cum deep inside her but I don't stop fucking her hard and fast until we both cum once more.

"I love you too, big guy." Tris kisses me before grabbing another pair of panties. "We need to hurry or we're gonna be late." She grins at me as she buttons my shirt for me.

Twenty minutes later Tris and I are standing in front of all our friends and family in Max's apartment as they all congratulate us.

God in heaven, I love how my life has turned out. I have a beautiful woman that will be my wife in less than a week. I have a wonderful new family that loves me just as much as they love her.

My life couldn't get any better if I tried.

This chapter seriously came to me as I was watching The Smurfs with my son.

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