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Warning

The following contains bad words. If you don't like bad words, PLEASE DO NOT READ THIS FANFIC! You have been warned.

(Sun's P.O.V)

'This is not possible! I shouldn't be here!'

If you haven't guessed already, I'm in Planeptune, the land of Purple Progress. Honestly how can this land be here, let alone exist?

"This is sooo not California, not even fucking close.", I mumbled to myself as I looked around me while running.

From what I got from Compa, this place has the same laws as the United States, and like it, they have other countries that are competing for something. However, instead of competing for who's more advance, they compete something called 'shares'. But just yesterday they signed something called 'The Friendship Treaty'. Another thing, If I'm not mistaken, I remember that the dark room I was in had something called 'Please insert share' or something like that.

"There he is!",said Neptune. Again, thank you Compa's past.

"Shit!"

I started running like hell. One; I do NOT want to be subdued, conquered, and possibly 'bad touched' by Neptune. From what I saw from Compa, I'm not taking any chances.

"Shit!Shit!Shit!Shit!Shit!Shit!Shit!",I said while running past a few people.

"COME BACK HERE YOU FUCK!",said a VERY angry Blanc with a hammer axe in her hand.

'Oh, I gonna die!'

*SWOOSH*

…...what?...did...did I just dodge? When the fuck did I learn how to dodge? I didn't get Blanc's info, so why did I-

"STOP DODGING YOU LITTLE SHIT!"

She aimed her hammer axe right at my left side

*BAM!*

"AAHHH!", I yelled out of pain.

I came crashing to a wall while hitting some stuff inside. When I tried to get up, I was stopped by some weapons being pointed at my head and neck.

" If you try to get out, we'll do more than knock you into a wall." Said Neptune

"....*Groan*...Fuck you for DOING THAT TO ME!", I said out of anger.

Anyone with a rational mind would've kept their mouth shut and let things go, but at this time, I'm not in a mood for rational thinking. Neptune was surprised by my bad words being thrown out like nothing. Along with everyone else who were with her; Noire, Vert, and Blanc. Before anyone else said anything Histoire, can't believe that's her name, came in or rode in on a book while yelling,

"STOP! PLEASE STOP!"

''Nep-what!?"

"What?!"

"Huh?!''

"Eh?!"

"Neptune, Noire, Vert, Blanc! Please don't hurt him anymore!",she said while getting in front of me.

But before anything else happen, I was suddenly getting drowsy. My eyelids were not holding up anymore, so I blacked out. Instead of going back to that dark place with the technology lines and numbers I was, as they say, 'coming in and out' of my sudden sleep. I remember being carried back to the basilicom on a stretcher, then being checked if I had any weapons. Then being placed on a bed with restraints on my arms and legs while being checked by a female nurse and female doctor. For some reason, I had a feeling that Histoire was watching over me as I slept, but I ignored it as some paranoia. I did just get hit on the ribs by Blanc's hammer axe and went through the wall while crashing into some things. So that might've led to a concussion with some internal bleeding. What's weird is that I'm not dead by all this shit. I guess I'm lucky on some things like this, but the rest, well that's just fucked by bad luck.

-1 day and 3 hours later-

Well I guess my body did some kind of healing. Apparently when the experts went to check on me, they found that my internal bleeding along with the broken ribs were completely healed. I was a bit surprised at first but didn't give a shit since I'm in a different dimension/world. Oh right! I almost forgot, I know all of this because I heard them say it through my 'going in and out' phase. Anyways as they removed some bandages, I couldn't help but feel as if I were being…'admired' by my physique.

"My goddess, this man has some muscle!"

"I'll say, no wonder he survived an attack from lady Blanc, he's a walking powerhouse!"

I would say, that anyone in their mind would've had their ego tripled, but on my end...I was a bit scared. One, I'm not a muscle type of guy who had veins on the veins. Two, this might mean that I was injected with something like steroids, but then again, what I got from Compa is that something like steroids doesn't even exist. The closest to steroid is some kind of rejuvenating medicine when you go adventuring outside of Planeptune or any of the nations that are known. So why do I have, to the women, muscles?

My thoughts were suddenly halted when I felt a pair of hands on my stomach, slowly going up and down. I could already tell that these women were about to do something inappropriate to me while I was 'sleeping'.

"Goddess above! These aren't just for show!"

"You're telling me! He looks and feels hard!"

"...could you stop, better yet could you fuck off?",I said with an annoyed tone.

As soon as I said that, the nurses jumped away from me

"AH!"

"AH!"

"You act so surprised...where am I exactly?",I said in a monotone voice.

"...u-uhm…. You're in Planeptune recovery center….you fell from the sky?",she said nervously.

"Oh….Get me Histoire, I want to talk to her",I said without looking at her.

"R-right!" they both said with blushing expressions

As soon as they left I tried to get the restraints off.

"Come..on!...Stupid locks!"

This is harder that it looks. The damn things are at least three inches thick, and each one has a belt covered lock. If I'm gonna get out and try to see or 'absorb' the knowledge that people have here I'm gonna need some knife or someone else to help me get out.

"Don't bother trying, those restraints are there for a reason"

I look up and see a tiny like human on a floating book. She had long white socks that run up to her thighs, with white shoes. She had on a purple like dress with the arms separated. Her dress had a light blue tie with an symbol of what I believe to be a purple "N". On her blonde head is a white hat that had the "N" on the middle, her ears had some kind of hearing device. I don't think she's deaf. What really got my attention was the wings from behind.

"Hmm, Compa's right… you do look at people forwardly." She said as she floated towards my left side.

"I don't look at people forwardly, I look at them like this only to see if my eyes deceive me."

"I assure you this is no deception.'' She hovered near my left arm restraint and started to...unlock it?

*CLICK,CLICK,CLICK,CLICK*

"Follow me please." She said as she floated towards the door.

"...Uh...you don't think I'm not gonna escape again?" I said as I got up, walked behind her and exited the room

"No...I trust that the guards that are behind you and the four goddesses in the room we will be in,will keep you in check."

"Oh joy, another 'intimidation' on a guy who just fell from the sky at 9.8 m/s squared, what's next your gonna transform into some monster who will eat me if don't go to bed on time?"

I felt something hit me on my back. I turned around to see two purple dressed female guards.

"Don't talk to our oracle like that you scum!",they said at the same time

"Ooooooohhhh, so scared of the tough girl act!'',I said with a sarcastic tone.

"Why you-", she attempts to hit me but she is stopped by her partner. She looks back at her partner and her partner shakes her head.

"...you're right….not worth it…",she says as she calms down and puts on a neutral face. We were accompanied with a silence of the large hallways with footsteps only making a small noise level. I decide to break the silence.

"So Histoire, you know you defy the biological components on human anatomy right?" I said as I walked next to her.

"I don't understand what you mean 'defy' Mr. Jones." she said with genuine confusion.

"Well...nevermind." I said as we walk into a room with a rectangular table, surrounded by the four goddess and their candidates.

All eyes fell on me...oh boy...here we go with the questions.

"Mr. Jones, please have a seat",Histoire said as she pointed to a chair next to Neptune, Nepgear, Noire, and Uni.

Noire and her sister Uni are...well what I got, Uni is like a miniature of Noire and she's a tsundere, go figure for your nation. Neptune and Nepgear are complete opposites to me. Nepgear is like a shy techno-geek who just happens to be taller than Neptune,she's also cute...as a matter of fact all these girls and women are either hot, cute, or beautiful.

Anyways, Neptune is a bit shorter than Nepgear and she's more outgoing, go lucky than Nepgear. If both of those sisters are goddesses then why are they so...weird.

"So you're the lucky guy who happens to be in my awesome nation!",Neptune said with a childlike grin.

"Um Neptune, I think you should introduce yourself first",Nepgear said with a small worry like voice.

"Uh huh...nation? Yes, awesome? I don't know nor do I care",I said as I sat down.

"Nep what?!"

She fell like in one of those anime with her foot hanging. Nepgear just looked at me and positioned herself out of shyness. I turned to Noire only to see her had a small smirk and Uni having a frown pointed towards me. Probably pissed that I upset her friend Nepgear.

"Anyways, we are here for one reason and one reason only",Histoire said as she floated up pointed towards me.

"...Me?" I said sarcastically.

"Yes, like you said, you fell from the sky. Not to mention survive the crash, escaped, and healed from Blanc's attack yesterday." Said Histoire.

Ok...she's got me there. I looked at Histoire and gave a frown.

"You said that you wanted to talk… so talk, who or what are you?",Histoire said unfazed from my frown.

"When I said I wanted to talk, I meant to talk to only you." I said in a serious voice.

"You either talk, or we'll make you talk",Blanc suddenly said with an angered voice.

Ok, so I have options. I can either tell them the truth or lie straight out of my ass. What to do, what to do. You know what, fuck it, I'm gonna tell them the truth.

"Ok shorty, let's talk!"

She gave me a pissed look that said 'I'm going to hurt you'. Yeah, like that's gonna work, if she tries to hit me I'm dodging or hitting back.

"My name is Sun Jones, I'm 18 years old and I come from a completely different world."

After explaining everything I know, minus the personal, they seemed kinda astonished that I live in a world where goddesses are just some tale. That is until Noire said,

"Wait...how do we know if you're telling the truth?"

"Easy, I'll just search up all the things I said on my phone- oh wait…"

I fucking can't believe I had to drop my phone back at my place. Son of bitch I HAD to put it next to that package with my headphones!

"He's telling the truth"

Everyone including me turned to Histoire

"He is?" ,said Blanc

"I've been monitoring his movement, along with his body language and he's definitely telling the truth." she said as she floated towards the center of the table.

"The question is however...how much does he know about us"

"True, how much do you know Mr. Jones?~" said Vert as her breast bounced.

Oh shit, I'm such an idiot! I just gave away their info right in front of them! As soon as Vert said that, everyone looked back at me with curiosity.

'Oh well, might as well tell them a little about me.'

"Ok...I got something that might freak all you"

Everyone tensed a bit.

"You see, when I was about 4-5 years old, I had this, ability, that lets me get information from people. I would have to physically touch the person's skin from any area and I would see everything under a second."

They all widen their eyes. Huh, that new.

"Wait so, you would have anybody's info in just a second?!",said Noire

"Yup, it was a kinda a psychic/supercomputer thing with me"

"H-how did you get it?",Nepgear said nervously.

"I don't remember exactly, but I do remember when. It was when I touched my mom's hand and understood her emotions at the time."

"Did...did it freak you out?",said Uni.

"At first, but after the 3rd time, it was kinda cool. However after some years it got annoying."

"WOW! So you can touch Rom and I, and you'll know everything about in just a second!",said Ram with enthusiasm in her voice.

"Yup"

"...Is there any side effects when you touch them?",said Histoire.

"Well no, at least not me, but the person I'm holding is gonna feel tingly for a bit. Or so I've been told."

"Interesting…",said Vert. I can see in her eyes a little twinkle. Oh great.

Before any more questions were asked. Neptune jumped off her chair and grabbed my hand.

"What the he-"

Oh crap, this is not gonna be good.

'Name, Neptune a.k.a Purple Heart...Age, estimated age on human form 15, estimated age on goddess form 23...Gender, Female...Race,Goddess...Weapon,

Ōdachi in Goddess form, One-handed sword in Human form.

Jesus this chick has mixed info on both forms! And here come the measurements.

'Human form measurements; Breast size, A…Body Size, 54 centimeters... Waist, 54 centimeters...Height, 146 centimeters... Weight, 38 kilograms.'

'Goddess form measurements; Breast size, E… Body size, 87 centimeters… Waist, 58 centimeters...Height, 164 centimeters...Weight, 48 kilograms.'

OKAY! Now that it's done I should be back to normal-

'Unregistered share energy. Scanning energy...ERROR...50% energy data only completed. Must find Shareit to complete...Planeptune. Synchronization complete...accessed voice, personality updated.'

Wait what.

As soon as that robot like voice said that I was brought back into reality with Neptune still holding my hand. She had this grin that was REALLY cheek.

" So Sunny! Whatcha' know about me?"

"..."

"...uuuhh, hello? Nep to Sunny, come in?!"

I don't know why, but I couldn't stop looking at her with a pissed face.

" NEPTUNE LET GO OF HIS HAND!"

"Nep-what?"

Neptune looked down at my hand, and so did I, and we both saw that my hand all the way to my arm had purple technology lines going all the around. I quickly let go of Neptune's hand and backed away from everyone, holding my right arm. Everyone including Neptune was surprised.

"...What the FUCK was that!?",I said.

"Language! There are children present Mr. Jones!",said Histoire

" I don't care! They've heard bad words in front Blanc and they seem Fine!"

As soon as I said that Blanc got up and shouted.

"How the hell do you know that?!"

"I just watched Neptunes memories and from what I got from her point of view, you have anger issues from some comment on your body!" I said angrily.

"WHY YOU!" ,she jumped up and pulled out hammer axe. She swung it towards my head, but before it made it, my mind and body did something on its own.

'Dodge.'

I suddenly felt my legs jump towards my left. Everything and everyone was in SUPER slow motion.

'Woah! That is bizarre!'

Then like nothing happened, the slow motion stopped and Blanc attacked the floor making a medium size slit on the floor.

*BAM!*

"...what the…." , Blanc said as she looked towards her left and right. When she saw where I was, she gave me a look that said 'how'. I looked back at her with ' I don't know'.

"What the Nep! You just dodge Blanc's attack!",said Neptune.

"How'd you do that!",said Ram.

Everyone was looking at me like I was a new animal in a zoo. The only response I could give to them was,

"...I...I don't know...My body just moved on its own…"

"Alright, I think that's enough on that subject!",said Histoire. Blanc made her weapon disappear and walked calmly back to her chair next to Rom and Ram. However she looked at me with great suspicion.

"We should now focus on how and where Mr. Jones is going to live."

Hold up!

"Wait, what do you mean by...live?" ,I said in a serious tone.

Histoire looked hesitant on answering my question. I looked all around the room and they seem...troubled.

"Mr. Jones...I'm afraid...you're stuck here...for the rest of your life…"

…..

….

….

The whole room was quiet, no sound was made. Everything and everyone was completely still and quiet. They all looked at my face to see what reaction I'll make. A violent one? With an angry tone? A calm reaction? No, instead I give them a laugh.

"...PPPPPPPFFFFFFFFFFTTTTTTTTTTT AHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHHHHAAHAHAHHAAAAHHAAAAAAA!"

Everyone was kind of freaked out by my sudden laugh. I guess they should, my laugh is like a wheezing cough with some air being mixed in.

"HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA OOOOOHHHHH MY GOD!"

I wiped a tear from my left eye.

"OH SNAP! You ladies are funny! God, you know, it sounded like you were being serious! WOOOOO!"

They all stayed quiet. Ok something's not right. I stopped my laugh and looked at them with a smirk.

"Okay, you guys can stop. Seriously, you guys gotta be joking! I mean come on! My world JUST got a wristband that can act as a hologram on your arm. But you guys have technology that makes that wristband look like a can of soda!"

They all still stayed quiet.

I looked at Histoire. Slowly but surely, my smirk was turning into face of disbelief.

"...….no…."

"I'm sorry Mr. Jones...we don't have any technology that can help you get back to your home. Even if we did, we would be sure that if we sent you home. It wouldn't be the same time, world, or even the same breathable air"

"No….no…..no...no no no no no."

"I'm afraid you're here forever..I'm sorry"

I looked at her.

I looked at everyone.

They all gave me a face of pity.

I could feel my legs go weak, my arms going numb. My head feels like I'm having a headache. Without realizing it, I fell on all fours. My knees touching the smooth cold floor. I could see my reflection on the floor. My face had a look of despair. I could feel my body was ready to give out, like if I was exercising to the point of exhaustion. My stomach had a dark, painful, turning feeling that gave me a hard time breathing right. I could feel someone in front of me.

"...trashcan…..TRASHCAN!",I yelled.

The person gave me something and without warning I puked.

"EEERRAAAAAHHHH! *COUGH COUGH* HHUURAAAAAAAA!"

I don't how long, but when I looked up I saw Histoire giving me a sad look. I looked at her and wiped my mouth with my ragged cloths. I wrapped my legs around the trashcan and laid my back against the wall. My head was down, looking into the trashcan. I could see very small chunks of food I ate during lunch. The smell was like cheese that was moldy and the taste was sour.

"huh..." I said in a croaked voice.

"My last meal on Earth…..a hamburger with ketchup…..and a carton of juice….and I just puked it out."

"..."

"..."

"..."

"..."

"..."

"..."

"..."

"..."

"..."

No one said anything. Maybe because they have different food and they had no idea what I was talking about, or they didn't want to cause me more trouble. I doubt they have meat that's made like the hamburger. I could feel someone else approaching me and without warning they hugged me on my right side.

"...Mr. Sun...don't cry….it's okay...you can live with me and my sisters, Ram and Blanc….just don't cry…" said Rom.

I could feel her small but strong arms holding me like I was going somewhere. The smell of the puke was overpowered by her smell. Vanilla, with a touch of strawberries.

"...I'm not crying kid….I'm just…..out of place… no job...no money...no identity...no...friends.."

"I can be your friend! Just like Nepgear and Uni, we can play and have fun!",Rom said.

"Oh kid...you got a lot to learn… life isn't all fun and games… when you're out there with no guide, no experience, no family… you're gonna get eaten alive from the inside out."

"But you have us!"

I looked at Neptune, she had a face of determination. I looked around a see that Nepgear, Vert, Blanc, Ram, Uni, Noire, and Histoire had a look that said 'We're here for you!'.

"...You guys are crazy…." ,I said with a small chuckle at the end.

After some time on getting back on my feet, I decided to just tell them a little about me. However as I was talking about my primary job back on Earth, Histoire interrupted me.

"WAIT! I think I have an idea that might work!"

"I beg your pardon?",I said out of confusion.

Histoire waved her hand and brought out a board. She started to write something and when she finished she said,

"I think I may be able to help you get back home after all!"

-1 Month Later-

So it's been one month exactly since I got here and all I can say is… Neptune is a lazy ass person! I mean seriously, what kind of goddess just sits around the damn place, plays video games, and eats like a shut-in! The first time I saw this, I thought that she would stop it to help me get back home, but no I was wrong. She constantly uses Nepgear to get her food, she piss's me and Histoire out by not doing her job and she has the audacity to tell me I'm just as bad as her. Excuse me but I've been busting my ass to create music so that your shares can increase! It's not exactly an easy process to do when Neptune comes barging in the room and tries to get me to play with her on a damn co-op game!

" *Sigh*...stupid words to use…",I said to myself as I was writing down some lyrics.

Oh yeah! I forgot to mention what happened after the talk with Neptune and her friends. So apparently they don't have any technology that can get me home, but they have some power to actually do it! In order to do this, the goddesses have to have a MAX amount of share energy to create a portal that can get me into the portal and out of the portal to home. Plus, the talk on different worlds, times, atmosphere, etc. will NOT affect the portal so long as I keep thinking about my home and all that stuff. When I heard this I made a deal to do it, but they asked me how I was able to get them share energy. I said that I was a music producer and well, long story short, I get to move to nation to nation after I'm done with one song. Some of them understood that making songs takes time and effort, especially when it can get me home by share energy. When I said some, I mean only like half of them got that impression, but as you can tell by my first rant on Neptune...well you get the idea.

Anyways, some things have been bothering me since I got here, in Planeptune. Like how long will it take to get MAX amount of shares from each nation? The answer was gonna be a year AT LEAST. If that happens then how am I gonna explain on where and why was I for the last 12 months when I get home? I honestly don't know but I'll think of something. Another thing was where would I put my music? On radio? Online? The answer was both. I have so many questions that haven't been answered but at this moment, I gonna have to focus on making this lyrics and getting my voice right when I put it in the recording.

Another thing I want to mention is that my ears and voice had fucking change! Like when I got to my room that was given, I saw myself in the mirror and saw that my ears had change to a gold like flat sphere with a long stick going up to my hair. When I touched it and moved it around, it felt like it was my own skin. When I moved the stick however, my voice changed to Neptunes! I immediately told Histoire and she told me she has no idea how this is possible. On one note it's a new ability that came with my old 'seeing memories and measurements' stuff, but on the other, a 18 year old whose more taller than anyone by the way, sounding like a prepubescent girl can come off as creepy.

"...*SIGH*...man, this is gonna take a bit more use to than I thought." I said to myself in the room I was recording.

After recording my voice in the mike along with some editing on the beat. I decided to get out and stretch my legs.

"GOD! This feels sssoooo much better!" I said as I got out of the room and went to the kitchen to get some water.

'It was really nice of Histoire to provide with such excellent equipment and rooms to help me produce music. I wonder what's she doing right now?'

I walked the big and echoey halls of the Nep tower and wondered on somethings. When I got to the kitchen, I see that Nepgear is making something. I walked past her and towards the sink. Turning on the faucet I cupped my hands and put the running water in my cupped hands. I could already feel the nice cool refreshing water going through my throat to my lungs, and stomach. Not to mention that some water slipped by my mouth and fell down on my neck towards the sink. To some, this is not how you should drink water, but for the sake of dishes and people, I don't need a cup at the moment.

Still feeling thirsty, I was about to do it again when i heard a faint 'um' from behind me. I turned off the faucet and turned around to see Nepgear right behind me. She was looking up at me with some fright. I wouldn't blame her, I'm at least 6''0 tall and she's at most 5''3, placing her almost to my chest.

"Um...y-you could use a cup...M-mr. S-sun!" ,she said timidly as she fiddled with her fingers. She looked away from me as soon as I looked right into her eyes.

'Why are you so shy towards everything?',I thought to myself.

This girl is...hard to explain really. She loves technology, but has no one to talk to about other than Histoire and Uni. She has this worry like voice which gives an impression that she's probably naive. To top it off, she has this pretty face just like everyone else but rather stay inside due to not liking the attention. Isn't getting shares suppose to HAVE attention that gives you power?!

Anyways, as I was watching getting uncomfortable with my 'gaze' I decided to talk back to her question with a simple explanation on why I should not use a cup.

"...Don't know where the cups are, even if I did, I won't use it because I don't want to wash it"

"oh...",Nepgear said.

Suddenly she brought out a cup and attempted to give it to me.

"H-here! You can use this, I'll wash it and I won't mind!",she boldly stated.

I'm impressed that she only stuttered once in that sentence.

"...thanks, but no thanks..", I said politely as possible.

She looked dejected like the first time I said something about her nation. I decided to lighten her mood by a simple joke.

"...hey Nepgear…"

"hm?"

"Wanna hear a joke?"

She thought at first, but nodded her head.

"Two computers are argueing and one them had enough of the other computer. So one of the computers said to the other,'byte me'!"

She suddenly stifled a laugh.

"You got that immediately",I said with a smirk.

She tried to say something but ended up giggling cutely. I'm surprised that joke was funny to her, let alone funny enough to make her cover her mouth.

"I gotta check with Histoire with something",I said as I exited the kitchen.

When I was away from the kitchen, I heard a loud but cute laugh coming out.

"...Jesus...it was that funny?",I said to myself.

As I was walking I thought to myself where Histoire would be.

"Let's see,Histoire is probably doing check ups on Neptune, and knowing Neptune she's in the living room playing video games with Histoire nagging at her from behind."

Oh how right I was.

I see that Histoire is on her floating book with an agitated face making some angry grunt noises.

"It's been a month and you're still not doing your CPU job at all Neptune!",she yelled.

Neptune didn't exactly paid attention to Histoire and instead said,"Sonic jump! Aahhh dang it!" Neptune said as she moved her body out of frustration.

'Yeah, figures she doesn't pay attention.'

"Are you listening to me!"

Neptune turned around and saw both me and Histoire looking at her. Histoire just looks pissed while I just looked at Neptune with a neutral face.

"Hey, even a goddess needs a break right?" Neptune said as she put her right fist on her face.

'WHAT!?'

"A BREAK FROM WHAT!? All you done is sleep and play games!" ,both Histoire and I said at the same time. Both of us looked at each other then back to Neptune.

"Jeez, you guys sound like parents scolding a child",Neptune said.

I looked at her with an angry face. I looked at is Histoire and saw that she was blushing red while mumbling 'parents'.

'Oh my god, she gonna give me a headache and Histoire a mental breakdown.

"Neptune! The tea is ready!",I suddenly hear Nepgear's voice. Coming in with a plate full with cups, she sets it down next her and Neptune.

"Sweet! Thanks Nepgear, so want to do some PvP?"

"Mhhm!",Nepgear happily replied.

'You gotta- ARE FUCKING SERIOUS!'

I looked at Histoire if she was about to do something and sure enough she was ready to do something. I guess she quickly got over the parent thing.

"Neptune...Nepgear! Let's see you play games NOW!"

She suddenly grabbed the consoles power cord and swung it away from both sisters.

"NO!",Neptune yelled.

I'm surprised that Histoire was able have enough strength to pull the cord.

"Hey it says in the user's manual not to do that!"

Without any warning Histoire suddenly lost control of the cords weight which lead her being spinned. Both Neptune and Nepgear duck in time from being hit with the cord.

'Okay so she strong but her weight doesn't let her maintain control'

"Woah! Waaah whaaaa!" Histoire yelled as she spun in circles.

Concerned for her safety, I went after her.

"I got you!" I said as tried to grab her floating or in this case, spinning, book.

I missed her and without any warning she let go off the power cord. She was caught by Nepgear, but it pushed her on the floor. The power cord however was heading straight towards to me.

*BAM*

"AAAAAUGGHH!"

I yelled as I held my crotch while falling on my left side.

"IT GOT ME ON THE DICK! FUUUUUCK!" I screeched out of pain.

"OH MY GOODNESS! SUN!" Histoire yelled as she rapidly floated towards my side.

"Oh goodness! I'm so sorry, I didn't think it would hit you there!",she said as she tried to comfort me.

" ...*GROAN*... ", was all I could say.

"Ouch...don't try this at home boys and girls!"

-Some Time Later-

….PAIN…...it was all I could feel.

When a guy gets hit in the junk, it LITERALLY feel like you're gonna have diarrhea but instead of being in the ass, it's instead in the balls and the front of the stomach.

"...god...help….me…"

I was currently sitting on the couch with a bag of ice on my crotch. When Histoire tried to comfort me, it only ended up with me being more pissed than feeling 'comforted'. I didn't however get pissed enough to yell at Histoire, because well she tried at least to help me with the situation that happened. Currently she, Neptune and Nepgear had to go some place in the Nep tower to talk about something important. They were going to include me but, as you can see, I'm not in any mood to move anywhere else due to my balls hurtin'.

"Oh god...it hurts!" I said as I shifted my position to lying down.

I was looking up at the ceiling when suddenly I thought about how my friends were doing.

'I wonder if they stop the search party for me...or if they're just really happy that I'm gone.'

That thought gave me some sadness. I never liked being alone, but after so many years it just numbs you. I wasn't always a fun guy to be around due to me not being really social. I'm not your typical shut-in where you don't bathe often I'm just very quiet.

'Pfft, what am I saying...they probably already sold the company to some 'big-shot' and now they're part of the crappy, 2 hour written, pop songs.'

Suddenly I heard some footsteps coming in my general direction. I slowly looked to my right and see 2 girls standing by. One girl I recognized was Compa, the other was someone I recognized by Compa's memory. She had long light brown hair with a green 2 leaf bow on her left side and having a blue oversized coat with black and white lines going around the coats corners. Inside her oversized coat was a simple black shirt with black shorts only having a white line going down to her right side. She had a belt had a symbol that said 'if' and her boot were blue with black shoelaces. This chick is probably IF, which is actually pronounced 'Aiff'.

"Sunny! Are you okay?",said Compa in a concerned voice.

"Hurt...on private",I said as I tried to get up.

'OH GOD IT FUCKING HURTS! FUUUUUCK!'

"Don't get up! You'll strain your pain!",she said as she tried to stop me.

"Don't care…*GROAN*", I said while grunting.

"You really should listen to Compa, otherwise she's gonna-", IF didn't finish when Compa pushed me onto the couch with a stern face.

"Sunny I said stay still or you'll hurt yourself!"

"...whatever…"

Compa gave me a pout but quickly got rid of it by asking me a question.

"Say, where's Nep-Nep?"

"Yeah, we need to talk to her and Histoire about something important"

I looked at them and said,"Said that they were meeting in sharicite room"

"Thanks!" Compa said.

"Wait! Why so you want to meet them?" I asked.

Both Compa and IF were hesitant on answering my question.

"...does it have to do with me?" I asked with a raised eyebrow.

"I think?" IF said.

"Then it does has to do something with me"

"Huh?" IF said confusedly.

"We haven't been properly introduced, my name is Sun Jones. I'm the guy that fell from the sky.",I said

"Oh! Wait...I thought you'd be in some forest or something"

"Nope, different world, Nations are helping me get home because I reacted badly and made a deal with them. Don't know if that's too trustworthy of them or they just don't want to see me depressed and possibly hurt myself. It's really nice of them though."

"Huh, life sure is fast",IF said. She suddenly offered her hand. "I'm IF, a gust of beautiful wind that blows through Gamindustri".

I looked at her and said,"Sorry, I can't do handshakes unless you want me to learn EVERYTHING about you."

"Huh?"

I looked at Compa and said, "Did you tell her about me?"

She looked at me and did a cute 'oh no' gesture. "Whoopsy!"

" *Sigh*... Okay, basic jist of it is I touch your skin anywhere, I learn everything about you in just a second."

She was unfazed for a few seconds and then suddenly she went, "WHAT!?"

"That's the basic's of it so yeah."

She went into deep thought as if she was told bad news.

I Looked at her hand and found a piece of paper that got my interest.

"Hey what that?" I said as I was about to grab it. She suddenly jumped away from me while dropping the paper.

"DON"T TOUCH ME!" She yelled in a comical way.

I didn't really understand why she was acting like I was a contagious person. I guess she's got some info that no one should know. I don't care.

I looked at the paper and read it outloud.

" We don't need Goddesses!"

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*SHAKING WHILE MUMBLING*

"Mr. Sunny? Are you okay?"

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"NNNNNEEEEEEEEPPPPTTTUUUUUUNNNEEE!"

I'm about to go APE SHIT MOTHERFUCKER!

TIME TO READ SOME REVIEWS!

Raygha Raikouga

I made a mistake! I forgot to mention something in there! SORRY!

0n3dgeGaming

Jesus! They seriously do some weird thing to guy XD

IWhackRabbits

I thought those lines sound familiar! Thanks!

vocaloidHM01

Already did and I had no idea who that person was. As for the storyline, I think I will but after some arcs I have in store.

Saint of vice koncor

Yes he does copy combat data, but he won't entirely use it. He'll just use it as a reference.

Until next time!

PEACE!