Snarks and Shenanigans chapter 2
These are non-canon segments from my Worm/DOS crossover "Shards and Shadows".
This chapter has some parts repeated from the main "Shards and Shadows" story, but has some new sections, and all future non-canon segments will be posted here instead of the main "Shards and Shadows" story.
THESE WERE WRITTEN AFTER CHAPTER 6 OF SHARDS AND SHADOWS:
1) Vista's Thoughts/Song. Not intended to have romantic undertones:
Sing to "how much is that doggie in the window"
How much is that Hokage at the table
The one with the scrolls at her waist
How much is that Hokage at the table
I hope she joins The Wards with haste
.
I've been on The Wards for three years
The only other girl is mean
I do hope this new one is nicer
And that she joins us on the team
.
How much is that Hokage at the table
The one with the scrolls at her waist
How much is that Hokage at the table
I hope she joins The Wards with haste
.
I heard from Aegis she took down Lung
With shadows grown large from the light
With more heros around here emerging,
the villains will soon leave in fright.
.
I don't want another Clockblocker
I don't want a Stalker whose rude
What I want is someone who is like me
And she might join us very soon
.
How much is that Hokage at the table
The one with the scrolls at her waist
How much is that Hokage at the table
I hope she joins The Wards with haste
.
(alternate verses:
Alt verse 4:
I heard from Aegis she took down Lung
And though I have just learned her name
I am sure that in a few years
The whole world will know of our fame
Aly verse 5:
I think she might be around my age
And won't make me feel like a fool
I wonder what she is thinking
And if I have met her at school
)
2) Non-canon snippets
2A) "Before that, I have to ask about your mask. Without that small mouth-mask your face is almost completely exposed. Is there a reason you don't care if you're seen?" Triumph interrupted before I could respond.
Well, it would reveal another of my powers, but hopefully this would allow me to cast some suspicion as to my real identity.
"I think my disguise is a pretty good one." I said as I hedged into Tenten.
Everyone stares at me in shock. Suddenly alarms blare out, and from the loudspeakers comes "ALERT, ALERT, A STRANGER HAS ENTERED THE BUILDING. EVERYONE IS NOW UNDER MANDATORY MASTER/STRANGER PROTOCOLS. I REPEAT, A STRANGER HAS ENTERED THE BUILDING. EVERYONE IS NOW UNDER MASTER/STRANGER PROTOCOLS."
Then we hear the sound of a door slamming coming from the loudspeakers. "Clockblocker," we hear Armsmasters voice ring out. " You are on monitor duty for the next month. Do you understand me?"
It's silent for a moment. Then a boy's voice rings out "Still worth it!"
2B) Responses Shikako could have given about what her power was:
"I'm a master of all things 2-dimensional. This usually means working with shadows or paper. However in some cases, it can have much more potential. I mean a dragon who breathes fire and always charges at everything, there's not much depth to that is there? So… "
"I'm a jack of all trades. Good at everything, master of, well, you if you get in my shadow, but you get the idea."
2C) Signing up for the Wards
"So I need my legal guardian or parent to sign these forms right?"
"Yes".
"You don't discriminate against case 53's, do you?"
"No of course not."
" Well just remember that. My dad is outside."
They all go outside, and see a giant deer standing on the sidewalk.
"Hi dad"
"That giant deer is your dad?"
"Yup. raised me since I was a baby. Hey dad, they need you to sign some forms for me."
"but you, but he can't..."
You said you didn't discriminate, were you lying?"
"well no, but,,,"
He's my father, and he's signing the form, unless you want to deal with this in court, I suggest you accept it."
And on that day, Hokage was inducted into the wards.
2D) Fire shadow?
"So you're hokage right? I heard that means fire shadow. I've seen the shadow part, but where's the fire?"
"Well, The truth is I'm a changer. The truth is I'm a case 53, and the fire refers to my natural form. But you wouldn't like me if you saw that."
"That's ridiculous. I'm friends with Aegis, and have you seen him? You can trust me."
"ok… here goes" I say trying to sound hesitant. I mold my genjutsu.
20 minutes later.
"He won't stop screaming 'giant fire shadow endbringer! Giant shadow fire endbringer!' over and over. What did you do to him?"
I shrugged. "He should have known better than to try to freeze me when we first met. Don't worry, it should wear off soon when he realizes it was a prank."
2E) Snagging a Hokage
"Did you hear? The protectorate caught a new Ward."
"So what? That doesn't change our goal much does it?"
James shook his head. "The boss has her eye on this one. Imagine what she'll give us if we deliver them to her!"
They took a second to picture it.
"So how are we gonna do it?" Jessie asked.
"Well, I also found out that she's not just a fire type cape, but a fire shadow type cape." James explained.
His partner's eyes sharpened at that.
"So that means…" Jessie started.
"Yup. We can snatch her with our snag machine!" James confirmed.
"I've got our ultra balls ready." Jessie said, prepared for the task ahead.
"Then let's go snag us a Hokage!" James declared.