WARNING: THE FOLLOWING MAY OR MAY NOT BE TRUE CANON, BUT IS MY PERSONAL HEAD CANON, SO SPOILERS ON THAT PART, YOU SINNERS WERE WARNED...NOT LIKE IT MATTERS, NONE OF THEM WILL REMEMBER THIS ANYWAY.

Hello there all you wonderful people and welcome to FILE NAME INTERVIEW. Tis I, the humble author and main character, the goofball human Lynsie. Today I shall answer EVERY question that was given to me on DeviantArt and FanFiction dot net. It's been a hell of a year telling this story. If I can be honest, this almost didn't happen. I normally write fics and stick with them if they can keep my attention. I think I have story ADD in that sense. I started writing this on paper to work out a base. I then posted what little I had to DeviantArt and I think you all can tell which chapters those were. Those first 3 are my smallest chapters, but I think that makes them work. A tiny taste to lure you in for a much longer meal to come. But like I said, it almost didn't happen because the story on paper became something completely different. When I write paper stories, they tend to go in a weird sin way because I only intend for my eyes to read it, but as I started to type out UNDERTALE for all of you...I knew I wanted to do better. I stopped writing the paper version after it got into the 20s and pressed on with what the typed story wanted to become. I let it flow on its own and I'm amazed by what the Muses had gifted me with. This story has such power that I didn't see at first and I would be proud to call it my magnum opus. Sure, it's not perfect. I'm still going over things and working on possibly adding some new scenes. I know I want to add more to BurgerPants and get that Bratty & Catty thing more flushed out, but that will take a bit longer to get to. I even want to add some length to those beginning chapters, not a lot, but enough so that they aren't over just as soon as you look down. Yet I still need to properly edit what I have so far and it is taking forever! But enough about my silly issues of process, that isn't why you came here. You're here because after taking such loving time to read every bit of my crazy story, it's time to get some answers to some questions you may or may not have been thinking of. Yet me alone answering things is super boring. So without further adieu...I give you EVERYONE!

*multiple portals open and out comes characters from multiple worlds*

Lynsie: Please welcome every main person from every universe we've gotten to look at so far...That's UNDERTALE, UNDERFELL, UNDERSWAP, SWAPFELL, UNDERLUST, HORRORTALE, MAFIATALE, REAPERTALE, UNDERNOVELA, and as a special bonus...ERRORTALE and FRESHTALE. Oh! And my new time line that I'm dubbing RENEWTALE because that name isn't taken and it fits.

*Error!Sans and Error!Papyrus just stare at each other before screaming*

ET!Sans: aaahhh!

ET!Papyrus: I HAVE A BROTHER!?

ET!Lynn: Way to go with the spoiler alert on that one, real me.

Lynsie: Not my fault CORE FRISK is slow on trying to fix things.

*The same happens with Fresh!Sans and Fresh!Papyrus, only instead of screaming, they hug*

FT!Sans: this is fan-totally-tastic bro!

FT!Papyrus: I KNEW MY BRO WOULD BE SO FUNKY FRESH!

UF!Papyrus: *GROANS* WHY DID WE AGREE TO THIS? THIS IS ALMOST AS BAD AS THAT CHRISTMAS PARTY.

Lynsie: Thankfully there is no eggnog to be spiked here. *eyes Underswap Sans*

US!Sans: *smiles innocently*

Lynsie: But that reminds me, time for the obligatory holiday wishes. Merry Christmas. Happy Hanukkah. Joyous Kwanzaa. And a great Wookiee Life Day to you all. Oh! And a happy new year!

UT!Chara: Nerd alert!

UF!Sans: ah, come on boss. it won't be that bad.

UF!Lynn: Think of it this way. You can scope out the others and see if they're any sort of strong. *smirk* I mean, wouldn't it be a shame if there's a you that is a weak sniveling pu...*smack*

UF!Papyrus: YOU'RE SLEEPING IN THE SHED TONIGHT.

UF!Lynn: *rubs cheek and chuckles* Worth it.

UT!Toriel: Oh my! Why do you let them treat your child like that?

UF!Toriel: *scoffs* She can fend for herself. She's not a baby. And sometimes she needs to be put in her place. She doesn't need me for that. *sniffles* She doesn't...need...me! *bawls*

UF!Lynn: Mom, it's not like that. Mom!

*The Toriels break away from their groups to help support Fell Toriel*

Lynsie: Oh what fresh hell have I opened up.

UT!Chara: You should've seen that coming.

Lynsie: Don't start with me.

RNT!Chara: Yeah...That's my job.

Lynsie: *sighs* The things I do for love.

UT!Mettaton: Oh my darling! You are in need of a complete make over.

HT!Mettaton: *concerned* It's not that bad...Is it? There's not much to work with in my world.

UL!Mettaton: Don't worry sweety. We can help you in more ways than one.

Lynsie: Hey! No sinning in here!

UL!Mettaton: But I wasn't meaning that. *blush*

Lynsie: I know. It's just a warning in general.

UL!Grillby: Lighten up sweet cheeks. Cut loose and you might feel better~.

Lynsie: *holds up left hand* I'm happily married thank you very much.

UL!Grillby: Dang. While it's a shame on my end, I respect the vows you took.

Lynsie: Thank you. *looks over* Don't think I don't see what you're doing!

*Asgoro and Gaster of UNDERNOVELA are pulling guns on each other*

UN!Asgoro/Gaster: He started it!

Lynsie: I don't care who started what! No blood feuds here!

US!Frisk: Wow, you sure are boring.

Lynsie: Piss off devil brat.

UT!Chara: Wait...This is suppose to be the demon of the swap world?

US!Frisk: You got a problem with that?

SF!Frisk: Yeah! What's wrong with a Frisk being the demon?

UT!Chara: Heh...Nothing. I'm sure someone thinks you're both really evil.

UF!Chara: If you find babies evil.

US!Frisk: Who the hell are you calling a baby?!

SF!Frisk: You're the babies, you cherry cheeked bastards!

Lynsie: The four of you shut up! None of you are evil.

*They are not amused*

Lynsie: Don't believe me? Fine. You want evil? *points* That one IS evil.

RT!Chara: I will steal your soul and dance on your grave. *innocent smile*

*That shuts them up*

Lynsie: Now then...Is there anything else we need to go over before we start?

MT!Alphys: What if no one has asked us a question to answer?

Lynsie: Already ahead of you there. The specific questions will be dealt with their respected persons. But that doesn't mean we all can't add our own two cents in. I'm sure our other versions have their own view on things. All inputs are good to hear.

UF!Undyne: So we can ask questions to each other?

Lynsie: I don't see why not. I think that would add more to things. Makes it a hell of a lot more interesting.

RNT!Lynn: You've opened the floodgate now. You know that right?

Lynsie: If I was good at making choices, you wouldn't have ended up being shared by brothers.

*A tense vibe fills the void*

UT!Asgore: Young one...Did you marry the skeletons?

Lynsie: Oh sweet merciful god.

RT!Asgore: Yes?

Lynsie: *face palm* Can we please not make this a thing.

UT!Sans: too late.

Lynsie: *groans* No, I married a human named Patrick because magic skeletons aren't a real thing in my world. But we did adopt a skeleton named Corbel, he's a sweetheart, so there's that. Moving on now! Time for the questioning! I've tried to keep these in a order, but what can you do? *shrug*

*Show music*

US!Napstabot: Not bad. But how about this beat?

*Funky tone*

SF!Napstabot: No, no, no. Like this.

*Dramatic suspenseful sound*

Lynsie: Nice. *ahem* Question #1...Huh. It's less of a question and more of a dare. Can the following people pull off a prank on any other characters during the Q&A? These chosen are Undertale Chara, Underfell Lynn, Undertale Frisk, Underswap Frisk, Underswap Chara, and Swapfell Lynn. You can choose to do this or not and there's no time limit, so it adds a bit of suspense because we'll never know when it'll happen.

*The six in question look at each other*

SF!Lynn: And we can prank anyone here?

Lynsie: Yes. It just says "Anyone you think would have a reaction that's enough to make people laugh." Though I would like to remind you lot that not only can just about everyone can use magic...But there are killers and real GODS here. So choose your targets wisely.

*Let the scheming begin*

Lynsie: Real question #2..."So, Lynn..." I'm guessing they're referring to the original here. "Was it overwhelming to know that you have/had the power of time lines and the entire world?" A good question, but I don't see why all Lynn's that have/had this power can't answer. Starting from Renewtale.

RNT!Lynn: Huh? I don't really know if I had THAT much power. It's not like it came with a instruction manual. A lot of it was instinctual. I think CORE's influence had a lot to do with it when it came to SAFE MODE. But really, I think it's a good thing I didn't have THAT much power. Power can be very corrupting. Plus if I just went around all GOD MODE and instantly fixed things, I wouldn't have made so many friends or helped to understand why things were bad and how to make it right. If I had the choice to do it all again with the knowledge of such things, I'd still take my time to know everything rather than speed run through it all.

Lynsie: Nice. Normal Undertale Lynn?

UT!Lynn: Wait, I can do what now? Since when can I mess with the time line? I don't even have a SAVE FILE! How in the...*groans*

Lynsie: Underswap?

US!Lynn: I think CODE CONTROL is super cool! I don't use it too much. But boy howdy, it's always such fun to get into. Seeing all the pretty colors in ones and zeros. *giggles* Even the voice is neat. Blooky wants to use it in some of his tracks.

UF!Lynn: Dear god, you have to be the most insufferable version of myself there is. Are we sure that is a Lynsie?

Lynsie: We might act like boys, but we still are girls. A version of us like that was bound to happen.

US!Lynn: *pouts* Am I really that weird?

US!Papyrus: *pets her head* nah, babe. you're not weird. heck, we wouldn't want you any other way.

US!Lynn: Oh Papy! *glomp*

Lynsie: Before this gets awkward...Underfell.

UF!Lynn: As much as it pains me to say this...I don't really have that much control over my anomaly power. I suppose that's for the better. *chuckles* I can so see myself beating up everyone with unstoppable ease. *darker tone* No one would stand in my way. Not Undyne. Not Asgore. Not even this bonehead. *punch in the back*

UF!Papyrus: DO YOU REALLY WANT TO TEST THE LIMITS OF MY PATIENCE, GIRL?!

UF!Lynn: Do you want to test the limits of my boot up your ass?!

UF!Papyrus: FUCK YOU!

UF!Lynn: Fuck you!

UF!Sans: i'd fuck you pet.

UF!Lynn/Papyrus: Shut the fuck up Sans!

UF!Mettaton: Well someone needs to bone. The sexual tension is making the ratings skyrocket.

Lynsie: No please...*snickering* Swapfell?

SF!Lynn: *shrugs* Pretty much the same as Fell over there. I don't have much control. But it seems to act up on its own from time to time. Like it knows when to turn on and what it needs to do. I'm pretty much just a vessel for it to use.

Lynsie: Hmmm...That makes sense. Never thought about it in that sense. Underlust?

UL!Lynn: I guess I'm the odd one here. The only things my anomaly power can do is fix the amalgamates and increase my stamina in prolonged battles. Other than that, my soul seems to help me out way more, so I depend on it most.

Lynsie: Interesting indeed. Horrortale?

HT!Lynn: Trying not to die and fix things around the Underground pretty much take up most my time. I mean, I try anyway. But it's taking a lot longer to gain any skill. Mostly because just about everyone is out to eat me and that tends to make it hard to practice.

Lynsie: And that's just disheartening. Mafiatale?

MT!Lynn: I don't have that power. My soul is just ten shades 'don't mess with me'. It works. Not like our world really needs an anomaly like that anyway.

Lynsie: Huh...You have a point there. Then is that the same for you, Undernovela?

UN!Lynn: Yep. Just the rainbow soul and that's it. Not like I'm one to just give out more detail than needed.

Lynsie: So true...What about you Reapertale?

RT!Lynn: I have GOD power naturally. Sure, my soul shines in the ten colors, but control over Life and Death is all the power I need. Any more than that would be over doing it.

Lynsie: Guess that just leaves you two. Freshtale and Errortale, what can you do?

FT!Lynn: Not much to say on my end brah. I just bounce from crib to crib checking out all the funky fresh bros. Nothing better than cheering up a unhappy bro that needs their frown spun right side round.

ET!Lynn: I use CODE CONTROL on THAT level the question speaks of. Though I can't 'bounce' like Fresh me can. I have no trouble getting to worlds where my code is already wormed into. But for other non-Lynn worlds, that takes a bit of code editing to hack my way into.

ET!Sans: *gasp* you're the glitch that's been altering code!

ET!Lynn: Guilty.

ET!Sans: do you know how much of a pain in the ass you've made my job?!

ET!Lynn: I gave you a challenge sweety. Be grateful I add a little spice to your life.

ET!Sans: glitch please.

ET!Lynn: By the way...You're cute when you have those red glasses on.

ET!Sans: ...quit spying on me!

ET!Lynn: *giggles*

Lynsie: That...was enlightening. The next two questions sort of blend in together and the others are all for a certain master of the Void. "I'm kinda curious of how each character reacted once they woke up from their comas." And to Renewtale Gaster "Are you absolutely sure that the only people who remember the previous time line are the ones that were trapped Underground?"

RNT!Gaster: THAT'S RATHER A INTERESTING THING TO MENTION. I WAS AMONG ONE THE FIRST TO 'AWAKEN' FROM SUCH A STATE. BELIEVE ME, THERE IS NOTHING MORE CONFUSING THAN GOING THROUGH LIFE, DEATH, LIFE RBORN, DEATH AGAIN, LIFE AGAIN, AND THEN MEMORY FUSION TO THAT SECOND LIFE. ONCE IT STARTED TO HAPPEN THOUGH, LIFE BECAME A BIT AWKWARD TO SAY THE LEST. TO HELP OTHERS DEAL WITH SUCH TRANSITION, A SUPPORT CENTER WAS MADE TO GUIDE OTHERS INTO ADJUSTING TO THE NEW WORLD. IT WASN'T TAKEN SIREROUSLY AT THE START. BUT ONCE THE VAST NUMBERS OF PEOPLE BEGAN TO ARRIVE AND EVEN MEMBERS OF THE ROYAL FAMILY STATING HOW IT HAPPENED TO THEM, IT BECAME RATHER CLEAR THAT THIS WAS MORE THAN SOME MENTAL CONDITION. AS FOR THE WHOLE 'WAKING UP' PART. IT ALL DEPENDS ON THE PERSON. HAVING TENDED TO MANY OF THESE SOULS, THE WAKING PART DIFFERS. SOME JUST WAKE UP LIKE NORMAL. OTHERS SCREAM LIKE IN A NIGHTMARE. AND THEN THERE ARE THOSE WHO FALL INTO A BIT OF A RANDOM AREA IN THE MIDDLE. EITHER WAY, THE HARD PART IS THE MOMENTS JUST AFTER THE WAKING. THAT'S WHEN THE MEMORIES BEGIN TO FLOOD THE MIND AND THE PAIN OF MULTIPLE LIVES FUSE INTO ONE. IT'S NOT PLEASENT. AS FOR MY CERTAINTY ON THIS RENEWAL OF LIFE BEING LIMITED TO ONLY THOSE WHO WERE IN THE UNDERGROUND...I AM WITHOUT A DOUBT 100% SURE. ALL CASES THAT HAVE BEEN REPORTED HAVE BEEN BY THOSE THAT HAVE BEEN IN THE UNDERGROUND AT SOME POINT IN THEIR LIVES. MY THEORY ON THIS IS DUE TO THE LARGE AMOUNTS OF MAGIC THAT FILLED THE UNDERGROUND AND ALL THE SOULS THAT WERE MERGED INTO ONE BEING. BASICALLY, ALL THAT WERE STUCK INSIDE THE BARRIER WERE THE ONLY ONES TO REAWAKEN. DOES THAT ANSWER SUFFICE?

Lynsie: I think that was perfect and well put. A bit wordy, but enough. Though...*snickering* I can so picture the support center being something like..."Hello. My name is Bun-bun, and I remember a life where we were underground. Oh! And sometimes I was killed by a kid in a stripped shirt."

UT!Frisk: *sighs* I get it. You don't like me.

Lynsie: *scoff* You flatter me in caring that much to give you any feeling. I don't hate you child. I know not all Frisk's are bad. Just like all Chara's, there is more to you than meets the eye. This was merely one version of you. A you that wasn't so nice because of a condition that couldn't be helped. I know very well that you have many fans, Frisk. Fans who, surprisingly, found this version of you logically sound. Though some found the handling of your defeat less than well done. *smirk* But really, I think you got off lucky. I mean...Karma always comes back to bite much harder. Be happy being saved over was all you got.

*An uneasy air blows in*

Lynsie: *cheerier mood* But enough about silly things like that. On with the questions. To Gaster, "How does it feel to be out of the Void?"

RNT!Gaster: HOW DOES IT FEEL? HOW DOES IT NOT FEEL IS A BETTER QUESTION. I CAN FEEL THINGS AGAIN. I HAVE NORMAL LIVING NEEDS ONCE MORE. I CAN BREATHE THE AIR. SMELL THE FLOWERS. FEEL A BOOK IN MY HANDS...GOD, IT IS GLORIOUS! THOUGH I HAD FORGOTTEN HOW ANNOYING THE NEED TO EAT AND DRINK WERE. OH, AND HOW BOTHERSOME SLEEP WAS. I MEAN, HOW DOES ANYONE GET ANYTHING DONE WHEN YOUR BODY JUST DECIDES TO TURN OFF WHEN YOU ARE CLEARLY NOT DONE COMPOSSING YOUR THEORY ON HOW TO SAFELY HARNESS DARK MATTER AND CONVERT IT TO A UNLIMITED FUEL? HOW I ASK YOU? HOW!?

RNT!Alphys: Sir? When was the last time you did go to sleep?

RNT!Gaster: I DON'T RECALL. MAYBE FOUR DAYS AGO.

RNT!Sans: bro...you need to sleep.

RNT!Gaster: I'LL SLEEP TOMORROW.

RNT!Sans: it's been tomorrow for days now.

RNT!Gaster: IT'S NOT TOMORROW...UNTIL I SLEEP.

Lynsie: I know that feeling all too well. But you do need some shuteye doc. Otherwise your brain will start to kill itself because it has recharged. Your basic functions will slowly become unresponsive to commands. You'll have micro-naps, where the brain shuts parts off while you're awake, and that's incredibly dangerous.

RNT!Gaster: HMMM...I GUESS YOU'RE RIGHT.

RNT!Sans: what? why did you listen to her and not me?

RNT!Gaster: BECAUSE SHE USED SCIENCE.

RNT!Sans: *groans*

Lynsie: Next part..."Now that you're alive and well, do you still work on the CORE, if it exists in the new universe, and what kind of experiments do you do as of late?"

RNT!Gaster: SINCE WE WERE NEVER BANISHED IN THIS TIME LINE, THE CORE WAS NEVER BUILT. NOT MUCH USE FOR A MAGIC POWER PLANT TO LIGHT THE UNDERGROUND WHEN EVERYONE IS ON THE SURFACE. BUT I HAVE BEGUN RECONSTRUCTION OF IT IN THIS WORLD AS A MEANS OF ENDLESS CLEAN ENERGY. OTHER THAN THAT, I DO STILL DABBLE IN SOUL RESEARCH FROM TIME TO TIME. BUT I'M NOT AS 'HANDS ON' AS I WAS BEFORE. THANKS TO QUEEN TORIEL'S SCHOOL AND HER TEACHINGS OF SOUL MAGIC, I AM ABLE TO OBSERVE SOULS NATURALLY WITHOUT FORCE. OF COURSE, THERE ARE THOSE FEW I WISH TO LEARN MORE FROM, SO I ASK FIRST AND OFFER PAYMENT IF NEEDED. SO FAR, NO SOUL HAS COME CLOSE TO THE JEWEL THAT I FOUND IN THE PRINCESS HERE. NO OTHER HUMAN HAS SHOWN TO HAVE THE POWER OF MULTIPLE TRAITS. AND FRANKLY, I BELIEVE THAT TO BE A GOOD THING.

Lynsie: Yeah, no need for crazy powered up humans to be running around. Okay, last who for Dr. W.D.G..."Since being on the surface did you get a Nobel Prize for being the best magic scientist and Alphys for the best magic robot builder? Even though I guess you guys are the only ones...but I guess there's a first time for every thing."

RNT!Gaster: OH YES...THOSE LITTLE TRINKETS. WHILE I HAVE WON A FEW, I DON'T REALLY CARE FOR THEM. SCIENCE IS THE SEARCH FOR KNOWLEDGE, NOT GLORY. WHILE IT IS GRATIFYING TO BE RECOGNIZED FOR WHAT WORK YOU HAVE DONE, TO DANGLE AN AWARD LIKE SOME SORT OF GLORIFIED TREAT IS BENEATH ME. ALPHYS ON THE OTHER HAND...

RNT!Alphys: *eyes lit up in glee* I can't believe I won!

RNT!Gaster: YEAH. SO THERE'S THAT.

Lynsie: Let's see...I know this one I should probably answer later, but I think needs to be done now. "To Lynsie, can you maybe do Storyshift AU? It is really interesting." Hmmm...While I do like the idea of Storyshift, it would cause a slight uncomfortable thing to happen. See...Lynn normal ends up with the brothers skeletal and in Storyshift, the bros switch places with other characters. Now depending on which version of Storyshift we go to, Toriel and Asgore take the brother's place or Asriel and Chara do. Let that sink in for a moment. That would mean that she'd fall in love with either her parental figures or people that in other worlds she knows as family members. I know there are some lines Lynn crosses, but I don't think I could write that. Just thinking of her calling Sans 'daddy' in a naughty way makes my spine shiver. *squirms*

UL!Sans: you can call me daddy any time sweetheart~.

UL!Lynn: Oh behave naughty bones.

Lynsie: Moving on!

HT!Sans: please do.

UL!Sans: what's the matter horror? afraid you might like being a little freaky~.

HT!Sans: *growls* i think you'd be in for a bad time freak. but hey, if you want to try...*brings out his hatchet* i'll put you on the chopping block and cut you down to size.

Lynsie: Hey! No blood-lust here. Save that shit for tumblr fanservice. But since we have your attention at the moment. "To the lust gang, what would you do if you entered the original Lynsie's time line?"

UL!Papyrus: WHAT DOES THAT MEAN EXACTLY?

Lynsie: I'm not exactly sure myself. Your Underground and Undertale Underground are the same thing, with the only difference being how people do things.

UT!Sans: *rim shot*

Lynsie: Cute. But I guess we can take it as, what would you do if you met your alternate selves in their home world?

UL!Sans: hmmm...i wanna say bone, but that's 'cause our shallow universe just has us fuck all the time...but really, i think it would be just as nice to just, i don't know, hang out. maybe tell a couple dumb jokes and grab a bite at grillby's.

UL!Papyrus: I'D LIKE TO SEE JUST HOW GREAT MY DOUBLE WOULD BE. IF HE'S A PAPYRUS, THEN HE'S BOUND TO BE AMAZING.

UL!Toriel: I'd like to share stories with the other me. I'm sure there is much to learn from one another.

UL!Asgore: Other me...Help me find a way to get my wife back!

RNT!Asgore: Four words...Let the human help. She did wonders for us.

UL!Gaster: IT WOULD BE INTERESTING TO EXCHANGE KNOWLEDGE. POSSIBLY FIGURE OUT THE SECRETS OF THE UNIVERSE. YOU KNOW, ALL THE FUN STUFF.

UF!Gaster: NERD!

UT!Gaster: LIKE YOU'RE ONE TO TALK.

HT!Gaster: WE'RE ALL NERDS!

UN!Gaster: I AM NOT SO MUCH.

MT!Gaster: SAME.

RT!Gaster: I'M A GOD.

ET!Gaster: SHOW OFF.

FT!Gaster: AWWW...NO NEED FOR SUCH HARSH VIBES BROMIGOS. IN A WAY, AREN'T WE ALL GODS?

*The other Gaster's glare at Freshtale Gaster*

UL!Grillby: It would be nice to relax and not have to work for once. But knowing that, I wouldn't mind helping myself out if needed.

UL!Undyne: If the other me is anything like me, she's a tough badass that likes a good fight. I'd want to test just how tough she really is!

UT!Undyne: Hell yeah!

UL!Alphys: Well...We could share a few design ideas for inventions. But mostly I'd like to see what sort of anime she has and if there's anything kinky.

UT!Alphys: W-what?! I-I don't have anything like that!

Lynsie: Alphys dear, let me remind you about a certain shelf in the True Lab..."There are a bunch of VHSes. Seems like it's mostly cartoons of some kind. They seem to be alphabetized, save for a few stray...sticky ones?"

UT!Alphys: *extreme blush* I...uh...No comment...

UL!Alphys: Damn girl. So you are holding good stuff. Have you watched with Undyne yet? Really makes things fun~.

UT!Alphys: Oh god...

Lynsie: And we've all be scared for life now.

UL!Napstablook: O-oh...uh...I don't know. Maybe have a great meal then lie on the ground and feel like garbage...it's a family tradition.

UL!Lynn: Oh Blooky-boo...*holds* How many times do I have to tell you, you are not garbage.

UL!Napstablook: *bashful blush*

UL!Mettaton: I think I'd just go to the LIBRARBY. I may host a TV show, but I'm not all about the glitz and glamour.

UN!Mettaton: But darling, that's the best par of being a star!

UL!Mettaton: I don't want the attention. I just want to entertain.

RT!Mettaton: I can agree with you on the attention thing. It's not worth it sometimes.

UL!Lynn: Oh yeah. The less attention, the better. I'd just like to hang out with myself and see what it's like to not have to worry about horny monsters trying to pop your cherry.

*Another mental scar has been added to everyone*

UL!Rosie: Golly, to spend a day with Flowey...That's a wonderful idea. Maybe then I'll know what it was like to grow up, even if only for a few years.

UT!Flowey: Wow...And here I thought my life was depressing. I guess surviving childbirth is something I can add to the 'be grateful' list.

UL!Frisk: It's a little weird seeing myself as a kid. Not sure if being around them will make things odd.

UL!Lynn: You're an eighteen year old asexual. Nothing weird is gonna happen.

UL!Frisk: Still...*sigh* I don't know. Maybe I could try to understand myself a bit better by knowing the other me.

UL!Lynn: There's the spirit.

UL!Chara: I don't think there's anything I can learn from kid me. I mean, what could this thing tell me that I already don't know? What does it know about taking over kingdoms? I bet you haven't even hit puberty yet.

UT!Chara: My voice may not have deepened, but I got bigger balls than you.

UL!Chara: ...I like you kid.

UT!Chara: Thanks. I like me too.

Lynsie: Well...I was going to ask the next question of "To Alphys, is the anime okay? DID THE ANIME SURVIVE TO THE NEW WORLD?!" But I think we'd rather not have that answered. So, the next question is..."To Asgore and Toriel: Is it difficult to get along with the humans on the surface?"

RNT!Asgore: Not at all. Humans in this new world have looked upon monster in a brighter light. Gone are the old ways of hate. If there are grievances of any kind, they are dealt with words. If that doesn't work, a competition is done to determine things. Those are rare though.

RNT!Toriel: It is quite nice. The people are kind. The scenery is always breath taking. And I was able to open up a school. Seeing the smiling faces of eager young minds wanting to learn. It warms my heart to no end. We even have a school mascot. It's a snail. But not just any snail, but the biggest in the world. The largest known land gastropod is the African giant snail (Achatina achatina). The largest recorded specimen of this species measured 39.3 centimeters or 15.5 inches from snout to tail when fully extended. Its shell length was 27.3 centimeters or 10.75 inches and it weighed exactly 900 grams or 2 pounds.

RNT!Asriel: Mom really loves snails.

RNT!Chara: She still takes us to hunt them.

RNT!Lynn: It's more of a catch and release deal. Except for the really big and fat ones. Those are used for pies. *shudders*

UT!Toriel: Really? There are snails that get that big?

UF!Toriel: Snails? No. The real treat is slugs. No fuss or muss dealing with annoying shells. Just meat.

UL!Toriel: I prefer oysters. Not only do you get a tasty treat, but sometimes there's a pearl inside. Plus, they're an aphrodisiac.

UL!Lynn: Mom, that's a myth. It's a placebo effect. If you think something does something, your brain will make it effect you as such. Just like chocolate isn't a cure all medicine.

*A resound shout of "Don't talk shit about chocolate!" is made by many*

UL!Toriel: Even if that's true, I'm still sticking with them.

US!Toriel: I like sea snails. The toxins, when cooked properly, add a zesty flavor.

SF!Toriel: I prefer nautilus myself. Not quite a snail and not quite a squid. Either way, its good.

MT!Toriel: I fancy an octopus from time to time.

HT!Toriel: Fried snails are amazing. You girls have to try them. They're to die for.

UN!Toriel: The squid is my flavor of choice.

RT!Toriel: I think clams are delectable.

FT!Toriel: I like periwinkle.

ET!Toriel: Why?

FT!Toriel: Because they taste good and they have a funny name. Periwinkle! It's so cute!

ET!Toriel: *sighs* I like mussels. That's it.

Lynsie: ...I think we ended up learning a bit more than we first thought with that one. And sadly the questions are starting to dwindle. They're mostly character specific and all to Renewtale. So input from everyone would be nice. *ahem* Question number I don't remember...Oh! Now this is a good one. "I wonder who is more powerful...Frisk in Pacifist or Chara in Genocide? Frisk can refuse to die while Chara can one hit anything. Frisk will spare while Chara will fight. Test your might." Ah, a paradox. Time to debate. Kill or be killed? Go!

UT!Frisk: I'd think I would win. Even if Chara hits me, I'd just come back. But if I slowly wore him down, no contest.

UT!Chara: Bullshit! I'll just keep killing you over and over again. Even if it means killing you 1,000,000 times! Then you'll get bored. And then, you'll finally quit! Making me the winner.

*Tension sparks between them*

UF!Frisk: Look at those two. So foolish.

UF!Chara: I know right? Clearly I would win

UF!Frisk: Excuse me? I'd so beat you.

UF!Chara: You must have hit your head super hard in that fall. Because that is the stupidest crap I have ever heard!

US!Chara: We're not gonna start fighting too, are we?

US!Frisk: I don't see why. We know how this is gonna go.

US!Chara: You'd win, right?

US!Frisk: I was thinking you, honestly.

US!Chara: Really? But you'd totally whoop me.

SF!Frisk: Oh my god! Grow some ball you two!

SF!Chara: That just makes us look pathetic.

RT!Chara: I'll say.

RT:Frisk: It's pointless anyway. The good character always win.

MT!Frisk: Not always, but in the long run, yeah.

MT!Chara: Don't fib. I could've done so much more if papa Asgore didn't kill me.

UN!Frisk: Maybe you'd have lived longer had you not messed up Asriel.

UN!Chara: Like you can talk? You're not so innocent.

UL!Frisk: I'm sure it pales in comparison to this guy's sins.

UL!Chara: I'm a eighteen year old dominatrix. Sue me!

FT!Frisk: Do we have an unfresh sinner in our mitts?

FT!Chara: That bird won't fly far with us yo.

ET!Chara: *groans* Someone kill me! I can't take this crap any longer.

ET!Frisk: Can we move on now?

Lynsie: Yes we can. Again, to Frisk part one..."Hey Frisk! What do you think about Lynsie's journey through the Underground and the final outcome of it? Are you still angry at Lynsie? Were you angry at her in the first place when she saved over you? I find it to be some kind of poetic justice."

RNT!Frisk: Honestly...Yeah. I was pretty cheesed off that, for one, she beat me like it was the easiest thing ever. It kind of felt like the first time I fought Flowey, Asriel, and Sans. Just easily beaten because I didn't know what to expect. I thought she was going to kick my ass like everyone else. Boy was I caught off guard by the destructive power of truth bombs! All she needed was to get me talking and like that...*snap* She read me like a book and knew how to make me crumble on myself. Yet...Once she hit that button and I faded away, I felt something I hadn't in a long time. I felt free. Dead, but free. This calm sense of peace allowed me to really think about everything. Every action, choice, and word she said. And she was right. I didn't have to do any of it. So what if I thought if it was all fake, I still had the choice not to go around slicing up everyone into dust. But I did. I did it again and again countless times. That's forever burned into my very soul and I'll have to live with the guilt till I meet death for the last time.

*Reapertale Sans and Papyrus wave innocently, making Renewtale Frisk flinch*

Lynsie: And for part two..."For Frisk are you ashamed of yourself for toying with peoples lives? How dare you even look at the monsters, more or less, even go to sweet Toriel's school."

RNT!Frisk: I am ashamed. But I'm not that person anymore. I was able to get the help I needed at a early age and I'm even more grateful to know that this is real. That I have the honor to still be around monsters. To know the joy of going to Mrs. Dreemurr's school. I mean, every Wednesday is random pie day. She makes a huge random pie for the whole school. So what if we never are able to finish it and have leftovers the next day. It's Toriel's pie for god's sake! It's freaking epic! It's like a tie for pizza day. And I have Lynsie to thank for that. Which is why I have a new goal in life. I want to make up for all the bad I did. So I made a list of all the people I've wronged and I intend to...

RNT!Lynn: That's the plot of "My name is Earl". Guy who was a douche his whole life, suddenly believes in karma and now lives to right all the people he wronged.

RNT!Frisk: Uh...I didn't know that?

RNT!Napstblook: But...uh...I sort of saw you, um, buying the dvds.

RNT!Asriel: Frisk...Have you been binge watching?

RNT!Frisk: ...Maybe?

RNT!Chara: Ha! You're so busted.

RT!Sans: *smack in the back of the head* now why can you do that?

RT!Chara: Why couldn't you kill me the first time?

HT!Flowey! Burn!

HT!Aliza: Flowey, be nice.

HT!Flowey: Whatever.

MT!Asgore: Wait...Who is Aliza? Is she an alternate Frisk?

FT!Undyne: No way. Aliza dudette is a fresh little human that flippin' falls to the Underground after wiggidy wack Frisk goes neutral and poofs. Which, sorry to say bro, that means you be bomb diggy dead in that world yo. Major bummers there.

ET!Alphys: So that would make Aliza another human to enter the main time line. Anomalies are so fascinating.

Lynsie: That's the fun of multiverse theory. All outcomes have, had, and will play out for all choices made by every single thing that is able to effect something else. Which means, that even in the vastness of all these AUs, there are multiple versions of them with slightly different things that have played out. Think about it. What's the biggest number you can think of? Now multiply it be infinity and there you go.

ET!Sans: quit trying to say what i do is pointless!

Lynsie: But it is. A single universe splits by the course of its own actions and creates a separate universe. But you operate outside a singular universe and make your choices inside the multiverse. That being the case, each time you decide to destroy a universe, you inadvertently create a new multiverse. Lather, rise, repeat, into the endless infinity and beyond.

ET!Sans: *crashes and makes dial-up noises*

Lynsie: Well, while he tries to reboot, let's get to the next batch of questions. To Chara, part one..."What made you decide to back off and let Lynsie have control?"

RNT!Chara: Uh...Not to sound like a jackass, but that's not what happened. As I recall, we kicked each others butt to the point of one HP each. We were both worn out, yet somehow, she suddenly got a boost or something. Because the next thing I know is, she's rushing over like I'm made of chocolate. I'm thinking 'oh crap, this is it' and I was so sure she was going to pummel me. Instead...She hugs me. I've spent so much effort trying to break her, yet, after everything I did...She hugged me. My mind was blown out the back of my head. She somehow stayed strong to her convictions and was still willing to help me. I guess in that moment...I figured, why not? If my wimpy little sis could beat me, there's nothing she couldn't do.

RNT!Lynn: Oh my god...You just gave me a genuine compliment.

RNT!Asriel: Wow...So miracles do happen.

UT!Frisk: See what I mean about how the power of pacifism would beat out your genocide.

UT!Chara: Go fall down another mountain, you little freak.

Lynsie: Now-now. No need to start that junk again. As for part two..."Chara, what do you think about your previous behavior, when you wanted to ERASE the world?"

RNT!Chara: To be fair, it was a plan that has worked numerous times before.

RNT!Lynn: No it didn't.

RNT!Chara: Yes it did. It just kept getting screwed up by frisk. But yeah...Killing everyone just to bring them back and hoping for a different outcome to happen was a bit of a stretch. Yet in my defense, you'd do some crazy shit too if you went through that crap I did.

UT!Chara: So true me. *highfive*

Lynsie: And lastly..."For Chara and Asriel, how are you guys enjoying the surface?"

RNT!Asriel: It's awesome! Being able to enjoy sunshine and real stars. It's crazy! I mean, have you not seen the ocean? It's huge!

RNT!Chara: It's not that big a deal really.

RNT!Asriel: Maybe for you. But this is my first time on the surface. I went to a museum the other day...Did you know about dinosaurs too? Those things were epic!

RNT!Lynn: And this is our life most of the time when we aren't stuck doing work or other things. It's nice to see such a joyous look to life. Asriel is always eager to learn and he picks up on things quick. A very handy ability when put through all the training he gets to at some point get to be top goat.

RNT!Asriel: That's not funny!

RNT!Lynn: But you're smiling.

RNT!Asriel: I know, but I'm still not happy about it.

RNT!Lynn: Chara on the other hand is more of a enjoy the moment type, unless it really gets him hooked. Like fencing did. And from that, he moved into real swordplay. Bro has some mad wicked skills with a blade. One could say he's quite sharp about getting to the point.

RNT!Chara: Oh my god, no! Do not start making puns!

RNT!Lynn: Too late! I have only just begun to pun! *mock evil laughter*

RT!Chara: Really? You lost to HER? Truly pathetic.

RT!Lynn: Brother, don't be such a twit.

UF!Lynn: Yeah. Maybe she had a higher level of LOVE than he did.

Lynsie: Actually...

*SAVE FILE appears, Renewtale Lynsie's LV is only 1*

SF!Chara: *busts out laughing* Dude...That's just...Hahahaha!

UN!Lynn: To be fair, the power of LOVE is shared between the human and demon. So even if her LV is 1, his power would be equal to hers. So they fought on leveled ground. The only points that would sway the battle would be skill and drive.

MT!Lynn: So...He did give up?

RNT!Chara: No.

ET!Gaster: SOUNDS LIKE YOU DID.

RNT!Chara: I did not!

RNT!Lynn: *hugs* Calm down. It's okay. You don't have to prove anything to anyone.

RNT!Chara: But I didn't give up damn it!

RNT!Lynn: I know bro, I know.

*A embarrassing wave of "Awww..."s wash over Renewtale Chara, making his embarrassment worse by the blush he gets*

Lynsie: To get that cute vibe over and done with, more questions are needed. "Okay for Sans and Papy, are you comfortable with Frisk, Chara, and Asriel being alive?" Oh, a very 'dun-dun-dun' question. Boys?

RNT!Papyrus: WHY WOULD I BE UNCOMFORTABLE ABOUT IT? SURE, THEY MIGHT HAVE DONE SOME BAD THINGS IN THE PAST, BUT THAT DOESN'T MEAN IT WAS WHO THEY ARE. THEY ONLY DID THOSE THING BECAUSE THEY HAD GREAT TROUBLES. BUT IF THERE'S ONE THING I KNOW, IS THAT NO TROUBLE IS TOO GREAT FOR THE GREAT PAPYRUS. THEY ARE NOTHING LIKE THEY USED TO BE, THANKS TO MY WONDERFUL TEACHINGS. NYEH HEH HEH!

RNT!Sans: eh, i don't mind. sure, the kids ran around as they pleased and toyed with us to the point of murder. being complete jerks. shedding dust like it's nothing. crushing us both physically as well as emotionally. causing damaging effects in the time line. nah, i'm not the kind of guy to hold a grudge. *left eye glows for a moment* but i am one to never forget your sins. *eye returns to normal* yet i'll give them the benefit of the doubt this go around. i mean, if the sweetheart thinks they are redeemable i'm inclined to believe her.

RNT!Lynn: Thank you punny bones.

UF!Sans: so all the shit they put us through, you're just gonna let them be? bullshit!

SF!Sans: SHOW NO MERCY TO THOSE FOOLS! STRIKE NOW BEFORE THEY DO!

UF!Papyrus: ...I LIKE HIM.

SF!Papyrus: wanna trade? *smack*

SF!Sans: LIKE HELL YOU'RE TRADING ME!

SF!Papyrus: sorry boss.

UF!Papyrus: HOW MUCH? NOW I REALLY WANT THAT SANS.

UF!Sans: uh...i'm standing right here. i can hear everything.

UF!Papyrus: SILENCE SANS. I'M NEGOTIATING THE DEAL OF A LIFE TIME.

UF!Lynn: If by that you mean 'I'm being a huge prick' you're on the money.

SF!Sans: I'M NOT SOME PET YOU CAN CLAIM ASSHOLE! I'M THE MAGNIFICENT AND TERRIBLE SANS. I KILL WEAKLINGS LIKE YOU FOR LESS.

SF!Lynn: Boss, please calm down. You know how you get when you lose your temper.

SF!Sans: ARE YOU GIVING ME ORDERS, PET?

SF!Lynn: N-no sir! Never! I'll shut up.

SF!Sans: DAMN RIGHT YOU WILL.

UF!Papyrus: OOOH...NOW I KNOW I HAVE TO HAVE HIM. *TACKLED*

UF!Lynn: *restrains her Papyrus* You gotta forgive my douche lord of a boss here. If there's one thing he loves more than anything, it's himself. And you, Sansy McBadass, are pulling some major edge vibes.

UF!Sans: in english, you remind him of himself and he likes that to the point of being a huge dick that is so not getting what he wanted for his birthday!

UF!Lynn: And he can clean his own torture chamber by his damn self!

UF!Sans: should we make him wear the maid outfit too?

UF!Papyrus: *RAGE GROWLS*

UF!Lynn: Let's not press our luck that far. But I am crashing on the couch and not the shed.

UF!Sans: yeah, you got a point there. and deal.

*A very weird vibe fills the room*

Lynsie: Uh...I'm just gonna keep going before I start picturing thing I can't unsee. Continuing with the skelebros..."To Sans, what do you think about the new universe? Are you still a lazybones? Do you still tell people your amazing puns? And finally, what do you think about Frisk? Do you think their condition justifies what they did?" Damn that was a mouthful.

RNT!Sans: the new world ain't that bad. still managed to get pap that sweet sports car he's always wanted. same one that i'd usually get him after frisk would free us. we've actually been trying to get some of the stuff we had back in the past so that this life is more comfortable. got my old pet rock too. funny thing is, it had babies and we're not sure who the other parent is. real mystery there. *wink* me lazy? you kids and your silly perceptions. i've never been lazy. i do a skele-ton of stuff all the time.

RNT!Papyrus: *GROANS AT THE PUN* SO YOU FINALLY PICKED UP YOUR SOCK?

RNT!Sans: okay...so maybe i slip up here and there. but i earn my naps. as for frisk, i think i said my two cents on that one. the kid had a messed up condition, that much is true. can't really imagine what that would be like. to think nothing you do matters and that it'll all just revert back like nothing happened. to live like that must be really terrible. *small weak laugh that he cuts short*

RNT:Lynn: *hugs her Sans to help him relax*

RNT!Sans: *smiles with a sigh* as for it justifying what she did? maybe after the first couple times i'd be more incline to say yeah. i mean, in the beginning, it seemed like the kid even had some regret in those days. but as time went on...well...that feeling stopped happening. so...i can't say it does. curiosity and boredom don't give the right to kill just to hear something different from someone or get a new fight. so no, can't say i find them justified because of it.

RNT!Frisk: I'm going to make it up to Sans. I don't know how long it'll take, but I'll...

RNT!Sans: kid...right now, do me a favor and not speak to me.

RNT!Frisk: Oh...Sorry.

RNT!Sans: i just need to relax for a bit. i'm not mad. just...chillin'''.

RNT!Lynn: No need to get steamed up, right?

RNT!Sans: heh...that's my girl.

Lynsie: *ahem* "To Papyrus, you are so cool! Have you made even more improvements to your spaghetti?"

RNT!Papyrus: AH, A VERY IMPORTANT QUESTION. I HAVE SINCE BECOME A TRUE PASTA MASTER. WITH A BIT OF HELP FROM FRIENDS, BOOKS, AND THE NOODLE ZONE IN STORES, MY SKILLS ARE NOW UNMATCHED YET ALWAYS GETTING MORE GREAT. I CAN NOW MAKE SPAGHETTI IN AROUND TWENTY DIFFERENT WAYS. EACH MORE DELECABLE THAN THE LAST.

UF!Sans: so your thing is spaghetti? my bro's is lasagna.

US!Sans: I, THE MAGNIFICENT SANS, MAKE TACOS.

SF!Sans: PIZZA IS MORE MY CRAFT.

MT!Papyrus: SPAGETTI AND MEATBALLS IN MORE MY THING.

UL!Papyrus: I SOMETIMES DABBLE IN BOWTIE PASTA DISHES.

UN!Papyrus: I MAKE CHURROS FOR EVERYONE TO ENJOY.

FT!Papyrus: MY FAB TREAT THAT CAN'T BE BEAT IS RADROLLYZZA.

ET!Papyrus: REALLY? YOU'RE INTO RAVIOLI TOO?

FT!Papyrus: BRO! WE SHOULD SO CHILL SOMETIME!

HT!Papyrus: MY SPAGETTI IS MADE WITH MOSTLY ORGANIC INGREDIENTS.

UT!Papyrus: REALLY? LIKE WHAT?

RT!Papyrus: BELIEVE ME, YOU DON'T WANT TO KNOW.

HT!Papyrus: WHY, HUMAN'S OF COURSE. *COMPLETELY INNOCENT*

RT!Papyrus: I TRIED TO WARN YOU ALL.

*No one is hungry anymore*

Lynsie: To Sans and Papyrus, "What do you guys do now that you're on the surface? Are you both still sentries?"

RNT!Papyrus: OUR STATION IS MORE PERSONAL GUARDSMEN. WE KEEP WATCH OVER THE MEMBERS OF THE ROYAL FAMILY AND THE LOCATION THEY ARE IN, RATHER THEN FIXED SPOTS IN A ZONE.

RNT!Sans: it's a way better gig than those spots in snowdin. well...pap had the one post. i had quite a few all over the place. but hey, at least with this job we're not alone anymore. we're always with someone. whether in the garden with the king, cooking with the queen, training with the two princes, or just spending some quality time with sweet princess fluffybuns...there's never a dull moment.

RNT!Lynn: *blushing* Oh my god Sans! Why?! Why say that in front of everyone?!

RNT!Sans: relax sweetheart. no one is gonna mock you.

UF/SF/HT/MT/UN/ET!Lynn: Oh we are so gonna mock you.

RNT!Lynn: I figured that much.

UL!Lynn: No worries other self. We all have pet names our guys call us. My Sans calls me a minx and Pap calls me his flower.

UF!:Lynn: I'm mostly pet. But I do get called doll, kitten, freak, and bitch too.

US!Lynn: I'm sunshine! Though Pap calls me babe and Sans calls me dear.

SF!Lynn: I too am a pet. But there are times I get called sugar and sweet cheeks.

SF!Sans: *HIT* I TOLD YOU NEVER TO SAY THAT!

SF!Lynn: I'm sorry boss. But I at least I didn't say who said what.

SF!Sans: *HIT* AND YOU, STOP FLIRTING WITH THE HUMAN! IT'S SAD.

SF!Papyrus: don't kink shame me!

HT!Lynn: That's almost as messed up as us. Oddly enough I get dubbed candy sometimes. Other names include but not limited to, cupcake, pumpkin, cherry-berry, cookie dough, sweet meat...Pretty much if it relates to food, I'm called it.

HT!Sans: you say that like you don't know how delicious you are.

HT!Lynn: By the way...Am I a pet to you and Pap? It feels that way sometimes. You know...What with the actual chain leash and all.

HT!Sans: i already told you, that is for safety reasons.

HT!Lynn: And the dog food bowel?

HT!Papyrus: THERE IS A DOG THAT SNEAKS INTO OUR HOME. WE TRY TO KEEP IT FROM OUR FOOD WITH KIBBLE AS A DISTRACTION.

HT!Lynn: Okay, I give up on the idea then.

HT!Sans: though you are a very hot doggy yourself.

HT!Lynn: *blush*

RT!Lynn: I'm angel mostly. Though mortals tend to call me some other names I don't like to keep track of.

MT!Lynn: Dollface and gorgeous normally are aimed my way.

UN!Lynn: Looker, shadow, little bird, and wallflower.

FT!Lynn: Fruit loop for life!

ET!Lynn: So far, I'm just glitch.

UL!Lynn: See? We all got a name.

RNT!Lynn: But uh...I sorta made this one myself.

UL!Lynn: ...Now that's just funny. Hehehe.

RNT!Lynn: Can we move on?

Lynsie: Sure thing fluffybuns.

RNT!Lynn: We're the same person!

Lynsie: Yeah, but I own up to my names. Once you do that, all the bad stops and it becomes armor. Either way, random mystery question for punny bones..."So, Sans. What's that machine in your lab? Is it a machine that has to do with other Time lines and AU's?" Now that's a tough one, seeing as GOD has not even dropped a hint to what that device is but stated it will never be fixed. Harsh move Toby.

RNT!Sans: that old thing. well...it was something we all worked on down in the true lab. gaster, alphys, and myself. it was a machine capable of literally looking into time and allowing access to it. at least, that was the goal we wanted anyway. we had four somewhat workable test runs that were...less than desirable in the result department. they were, how you say...lost in time and removed from existence. until lynn of course worked her code magic and brought them back, but at the time they were gone. that last test though damaged something in it and i could never for the life of me figure out what the darn thing was. which sucked because when gaster went bye-bye, i thought the machine could be used to get him back by pulling him from the past. guess that idea was as useless as jerry.

HT!Sans: wait...so it can never be fixed? for real?

Lynsie: Sorry man.

HT!Sans: ...i've wasted so much time! *starts stabbing the ground in frustration*

Lynsie: Uh...For Mettaton, "So how famous are you now that your on the surface?"

RNT!Mettaton: Oh good. For a moment I thought the audience forgot the rest of us were here.

Lynsie: They did. We're right at the end of the list with like 5 more questions left.

RNT!Grillby: Well...That's disappointed.

RT!Grillby: You're disappointed?

HT!Grillby: We had no interaction what so ever.

MT!Grillby: You'd think there'd be more appreciation for us background characters.

US!Napstabot: I know man. We are just as big a deal as the main cast.

SF!Napstabot: This is straight up bull.

UN!Undyne: Guys, we can get our revenge and be mad later.

ET!Undyne: I like that idea. Revenge!

RNT!Mettaton: But for right now, it's my time to shine! Darlings, I am even more amazing out here than I ever could've imagined. I'm on posters, action figures, TV, movies, and I have a fourteen part book deal that is all over the place. I do work a bit at good lady Toriel's school. I'm the drama teacher if you can picture that.

UF!Mettaton: Honey, we saw that coming from space.

HT!Mettaton: Which is even more unimpressive because we're blind.

ET!Mettaton: Is everything from your universe so morbid?

HT!Napstablook: You'd be morbid too if you had to resort to eating people to live.

RT!Sans: do you really think you can complain just because of that? all of our universes have suffered. some more than others, but suffered none the less.

FT!Napstablook: N-not to sound rude...But h-how do you know?

RT!Sans: not rude at all my fine spooky friend. i know that because of one huge glaring fact...*creepy grin* I AM DEATH! *normal* and so is my bro, pap.

RT!Papyrus: HELLO.

Lynsie: Let's not make this even more dark than it secretly not is, shall we? Moving the heck on...To Lynsie, "What do you plan to do now? Do you think you'll face a new danger soon? After all, Error Sans did appear in your Universe at one point. There's nothing stopping him from erasing it after all the hard work. Well except for the outside force that created it." Hey! Spoiler alert man! *snickers* Just kidding. But this is only half true. Error knows about Lynn, but they haven't met...yet. That was me in the spoofs and showing off all these wonderful people/worlds. How else did you think I got them here? He tracked down Undertale Lynn's data and followed it back to little ol' me, the author and original Lynsie Code.

ET!Sans: heh, that was one heck of a crazy week.

Lynsie: I'll say. Showing up in the middle of the night and scaring the crap of me. You're lucky my husband was at work or shit would've been bad. We own guns and swords.

ET!Sans: like you can use gun. let alone bring yourself to hurt someone, even if they just popped up out of nowhere.

Lynsie: If you were human, you'd have been dead where you stood. But magically appearing monsters? That will make me pause and ask 'how and why are you in my room?' before getting freaked out. Yet we're kind of missing the point here, other me, your move.

RNT!Lynn: So far, all is calm in the world. There are still a few out there of those type that think some people should not mix with certain other people because dislike reasons and crap. But nothing has gotten too harsh from them other than some public disturbances. Sadly this comes from both humans and monsters. The saying it true, you can please some of the people some of the time but you can't please all of the people all of the time. Yet it's still livable. No harm done apart from hurt feelings every now and then. As for plans...I don't like to think about the future. I'd rather live things out. Because the future...*sad eyes* I'd rather not think about it. End of answer.

Lynsie: Understandable. Next part..."What's it like being a princess?"

RNT!Lynn: Let me make this clear to all the girls and maybe guys that think being a princess is like so perfect and fabulous...Wake up! Being a princess is not a do nothing thing. It's a birthright of power and political position in authority. From youth to the day you kick the bucket, it is non-stop lessons. Sure, you have some privileges and you can do things that normally are off limits, but that's still limited. Everything can be made into a lesson for something. Learning never ends. You have to figure out quickly a way to make things entertaining and pick subjects of interest or you will lose your mind. Why are royal kids put through such grooming? Because one day, a day you never want to think about, everything is gonna change. Suddenly the power will all be on you because the form crown wearer won't be there. It'll be up to you to handle everything. To manage a entire Kingdom, let alone the lives of those you love and your own freaking life! *panic attack*

RNT!Papyrus: *HOLDS HER AND RUBS HER BACK* SHHH...IT'S OKAY. IT'S GOING TO BE OKAY.

Lynsie: I was going to ask you one more, but we don't need to trigger the poor girl anymore than she is now. But for those beyond the fourth wall...[Lynsie did you ever get that time you wanted with the brothers~?] And no, did not happen...yet. *wink* But the last two questions are pretty much the same thing and for me, so let's make this quick before shit hits the fan. Finally "Lynsie, is their going to be a sequel?" And..."Anyway, will there be a sequel or spin-off series where we see your life on the surface with the bone bros and your family?" To this my lovelies, all I can say is...maybe. To be fair and honest, I have been thinking of ideas for a direct continuation of Renewtale. But these ideas, as you can see from poor Lynn over there, have been making me rather crazy. I once literally made myself cry to the point I passed out. I don't have a plot or a antagonist. All I have are sad ideas for moments in time. If anyone has ideas, please share. But more likely, we might start up again in a AU from the beginning. Which AU is still a coin flip to me, they're all just so awesome, how am I to pick? Yet even if choices are made and we end up knowing where this author's silly code end up, time will be a thing. It took a year to get this far. And that was done by only taking breaks for a single day after each posting. For real guys, I worked hard on this and just about non-stop. I am by far nowhere even remotely close to being done with Undertale. This is gonna be one of those fandoms that stick with me till death, much like Darkwing Duck and Hellsing do. I know, that's a random top 3, but it's what I love and I'll love it no matter what. But my brain needs a major cool down before I even think of doing this again, also some big family stuff is gonna happen so my time is booked solid there for awhile. All that aside, I thank you all for enjoying my take on the world made by Toby Fox, and to Toby, you have my eternal thanks for bringing us this wonderful game. I hope you're having a great day or night depending on when you read this and we shall meet again some day or when you message me later after this. So till next time, this me, Lynsie the kooky nutty author of UNDERTALE: FILE NOT FOUND and UNDERTALE: FILE NAME RELOCATED SPOOF, plus this interview thing, wishing you the very best. Never give up and never surrender on your hopes and dreams. Because you never know when they might come true. Laters you epic lovelies!

*with a snap of her fingers, everything disappears in a blinding flash of light*

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