(Author's Note)

Hello everyone, 0n3dgeGaming here! Welcome back to Cards Against Gamindustri!

So now that I'm in a comfortable place, I think it's time to put out a longer chapter than the last two... or not, who knows?

With that said…

ONTO THE STORY!

Disclaimer: I don't own shit.

"...Who's turn was it again?" Asked Bryce, as everyone at the table looked wearily at Iris Heart.

"...Mine, I think." Said Vert, as we looked to find her indicator was on, confirming our thought. "Alright then… Dear sir or madam. We regret to inform you, that the office of _ has denied your request for _."

Iris Heart looked down at her hand, before giving an unsettling smile. Then again, any smile from 'madam goddess' is unsettling.

Soon, Vert had 5 answers. She flipped the first one over.

"Let's see… Dear sir or madam. We regret to inform you that the office of Hyperdimension Neptunia Re;Birth 2: Sisters Generation has denied your request for The things you could probably convince Ram to try doing." Said Vert.

"Your Hyperdimension counterpart probably knows a lot about those things…" Bryce said, leaning back into his chair.

"Who's Ram?" Asked Rei.

"Okay, so not that far ahead…" Bryce said. "She's a CPU Candidate from the Hyperdimension."

"Next pair… Dear sir or madam. We regret to inform you that the office of The destroyer of worlds has denied your request for Wifely duties." Said Vert.

"I don't see how that really works as a combo." Said Neptune.

"Probably someone burning a card…" Said Bryce.

Vert flipped the next combo over. "Dear sir or madam. We regret to inform you that the office of Pictures of boobs has denied your request for Purple Sister." Said Vert.

"Should've contacted the office of Neptune." Bryce said, shrugging.

"Woah man, way to let something unwanted slip!" Said Neptune, as Nepgear's face was red, probably from a mix of embarrassment, and from anger at Neptune.

"Dear sir or madam. We regret to inform you that the office of Drinking alone has denied your request for Eat shit and die." Said Vert.

"And the cycle continues…" Bryce said.

"Dear sir or madam. We regret to inform you that the office of Committing vehicular manslaughter. Extra points for strollers and wheelchairs has denied your request for Nasty ass gas station bathroom." Said Vert.

"Welp, that was an interesting round." Bryce said.

"Winner?" Asked Iris Heart.

"Purple Sister." Said Vert.

Iris Heart gave a smile as her counter went up to 2/10. Bryce turned to Nepgear. "And this is what we should start expecting now that she's playing."

Rei was now the card czar now. As she was dealt the next card, she gave a worried look.

"The only thing that can truly destroy _ is large amounts of _." Said Rei.

"OH HELL YES!" Bryce said, as he started laughing.

"I don't like where this is going…" Said Rei.

"I agree…" Said Nepgear.

A minute later, Rei had her answers. Bryce and Iris Heart had similar smiles on.

"Okay… The only thing that can truly destroy A rooster is large amounts of Natural selection." Said Rei.

"Not a very good choice, is it?" Asked Vert.

"It works, but not very well." Said Bryce.

"The only thing that can truly destroy The south is large amounts of Sunshine and rainbows." Said Rei.

"Truly, the most effective way." Said Bryce.

"The only thing that can truly destroy A chupacabra is large amounts of Cottage cheese in the heat duct." Said Rei.

"Throwaway." Said Neptune.

"The only thing that can truly destroy Billy bob is large amounts of Multiple stab wounds." Said Rei.

"I'm pretty sure large amounts of that would kill ANYTHING." Said Vert.

"And lastly, The only thing that can truly destroy Being on fire is large amounts of dying in a fire." Said Rei.

"I mean… it's not wrong." Neptune said, laughing a bit.

"That one wins." Said Rei.

"Booyah!" Bryce said, clenching his left hand. His indicator was now at 2/10.

"Alright, we've done a full set then!" Neptune said. "Jr, you're up."

Nepgear flipped the black card as she started reading.

"_ and _ planned a party. Unfortunately, no one had any fun because _ happened/made an appearance." Said Nepgear.

Soon, she had her answers. She drew the first one.

"Sango and Tom Cruise planned a party. Unfortunately, no one had any fun because Watching darknet porn happened." Said Nepgear.

"I feel like this round is going to be a giant throw away round…" Bryce said, hand resting on his cheek.

"Natalie Portman and Daddy planned a party. Unfortunately, no one had any fun because Black People made an appearance." Said Nepgear.

"The Chinese gymnastics team and Bosnian chicken farmers planned a party. Unfortunately, no one had any fun because Ryan Gossling riding in on a white horse made an appearance." Said Nepgear.

"Second Verse, same as the first." Bryce continued.

"It doesn't seem very promising." Said Vert.

"Heroin and Hot pockets planned a party. Unfortunately, no one had any fun because The devil himself made an appearance." Said Nepgear.

"Damn you actually-satan!" Bryce shouted aloud.

"Vert and A pile of video games planned a party. Unfortunately, no one had any fun because Something that Vert cannot ignore for gaming and actually has to address happened." Said Nepgear.

"Okay, that seems pretty accurate." Said Bryce.

"Unfortunately, it IS true…" Vert said.

"Remind me to get an intervention in place for her." Bryce whispered to Iris Heart.

"You're probably the last person to be suggesting someone else get an intervention." Said Iris Heart.

"That one wins." Said Nepgear, as Rei's counter went up to 1/10.

"Alright then… My turn." Said Iris Heart. "It's a pity that kids these days are all getting involved with _."

Literal seconds later, cards were in front of 'Madam Goddess'.

"It's a pity that kids these days are all getting involved with A dogoo." Said Iris Heart.

"Just keep those perverted guys away from me and we're good…" Said Neptune.

"It's a pity that kids these days are all getting involved with African Children." Said Iris Heart.

"But… they're kids themselves." Said Rei.

"Don't question this game of political incorrectness." Bryce said.

"It's a pity that kids these days are all getting involved with Hyperdimension Neptunia Re;Birth 3: V Generation." Said Iris Heart.

"The pandering is real." Said Neptune.

"Damn right." Bryce replied.

"It's a pity that kids these days are all getting involved with Waiting 'till marriage." Said Iris Heart.

"Knowing her, she probably means it." Bryce said.

"It's a pity that kids these days are all getting involved with Advice from a wise old black man." Said Iris Heart.

"W-who won?" Asked Rei.

"Re;Birth 3." Iris Heart said.

Bryce's counter went up to 3/10, as Neptune just gave him a side glare.

"Pandering asshole…" She murmured.

"You know I'm right next to you. I CAN hear you." He said. "Also, Thanks for the compliment."

"Okay! So… I am terrified of _. I can't remember why, but I'm just fine with that." Said Bryce.

"The truth." Neptune said, placing her card down.

After a few more seconds, Bryce had all the cards he needed to start.

"Let's do this then." He said. "I am terrified of Ripping into a man's chest and taking out his still beating heart. I can't remember why, but I'm just fine with that."

"I think you actually did that once." Said Rei.

"You're kidding me, right?" Bryce asked.

"I'm pretty sure I'm not." Rei replied.

"Badass…!" Bryce said, flipping the next card over. "I am terrified of Plutia's perpetual sleepiness. I can't remember why, but I'm just fine with that."

"I'm not always sleeping." Said Iris Heart.

"If you're not sleeping, you're 'sleeping'." Bryce said, as Nepgear and Rei gained blushes, while Neptune got a nervous look.

"...He's not wrong…" Vert said.

"ANYWAYS!" Bryce said. "I am terrified of Revealing Costumes. I can't remember why, but I'm just fine with that."

"Meh." Said Neptune.

"You're Meh!" Rei responded.

"Nepu!?"

"Ladies please, I can only take so much catfights… Especially with her around now." Bryce said, pointing at Iris Heart.

"I am terrified of Hyperdimension Neptunia Victory. I can't remember why, but I'm just fine with that." Said Bryce.

"And Lastly… I am terrified of Plutia. I can't remember why, but I'm just fine with that." Bryce said, selecting the last one as the winner.

Iris Heart's pointer went up, as Neptune and Vert let out a sigh.

"You guys were close, but she basically got it spot on." Bryce said.

"My turn!" Shouted Neptune, as she read the black card. "I was robbing this house. I found _. I no longer hit private residences."

"Oh this'll be good." Bryce said.

"I'm not exactly sorry about this." Said Nepgear.

Soon, Neptune had all of the answers.

"So, I was robbing this house. I found The homosexual agenda. I no longer hit private residences." Said Neptune.

"I'm surprised you didn't have that already." Bryce said, smirking.

"I was robbing this house. I found Ram & Rom. I no longer hit private residences." Said Neptune.

"Sis… where exactly did you find Trick's house?" Asked Nepgear.

"Uh, Jr. It's just a card." Said Neptune.

"Shh, don't spoil this, I want to see you explain how you found it." Bryce said, smirking.

"Whatever, I was robbing this house. I found John Wilkes Booth. I no longer hit private residences." Said Neptune. "Who the heck is John WIlkes Booth?"

"Guy from Earth, let's just keep moving on." Bryce said.

"So, I was robbing this house. I found A salty surprise. I no longer hit private residences." Said Neptune. "Eww…"

Bryce just gave a short laugh.

"So, I was robbing this house. I found A windmill full of corpses. I no longer hit private residences." Said Neptune. "Hate to say it, but the best one is A salty Surprise."

Iris Heart smiled, as her point count went up to 3/10.

"Vert, your turn." Said Nepgear.

"Very well. CPU Blog entry by/from Vert: I absolutely MUST get a copy of that game involving _. I am offering 10,000 credits for any information leading to my acquiring of it." Said Vert.

Much card shuffling later, the cards had been chosen, and Vert began reading.

"CPU Blog entry by/from Vert: I absolutely MUST get a copy of that game involving Racism. I am offering 10,000 credits for any information leading to my acquiring of it." Said Vert.

"Wow!" Bryce said, cracking a smile. "Didn't know you were such an asshole towards other races."

"Doesn't that just make her racist to normal humans?" Asked Rei.

Bryce stopped for a second. "...I know what I said."

"CPU Blog entry by/from Vert: I absolutely MUST get a copy of that game involving The Console Wars. I am offering 10,000 credits for any information leading to my acquiring of it." Said Vert. "Considering I wasn't the Vert who took place in it, I'm actually curious about it."

"Trust me, from what I remember of the last… 15 minutes of it, it wasn't fun. It was nonstop fighting." Bryce said.

"Moving right along then." Said Vert. "CPU Blog entry by/from Vert: I absolutely MUST get a copy of that game involving Piss off Blanc. I am offering 10,000 credits for any information leading to my acquiring of it."

"The important thing here, is that Vert doesn't need a game for that." Neptune said.

"It really isn't that hard of a thing to do." Said Iris Heart.

"CPU Blog entry by/from Vert: I absolutely MUST get a copy of that game involving 5pb. I am offering 10,000 credits for any information leading to my acquiring of it."

"Isn't that just the 5pb version of Guitar Hero?" Asked Bryce.

"Advertisement at its finest." Said Neptune.

"We candidates became DLC

"Please see above text." Said Neptune, pointing to the two lines above her.

"CPU Blog entry by/from Vert: I absolutely MUST get a copy of that game involving The cool, refreshing taste of Pepsi. I am offering 10,000 credits for any information leading to my acquiring of it." Said Vert, before a copy of 'Pepsi-man!' was sent smacking into her face, Pepsi-man's theme song playing in the background.

"...Okay then." Bryce said. "...What the fuck just happened?"

MEANWHILE IN CANADA!

The Author was sitting down on a chair in front of a desk, the sound of a school bell going off.

He looked up from his phone suddenly as he wrote this, before looking a tad bit to his left, a can of Pepsi standing at attention.

The author stopped for a second, before shrugging, as he took a sip of the can before returning to typing the chapter on his phone.

"...Did the author just make a four wall break" Asked Neptune.

"...Yeah…" Said Bryce.

"...Winner is… Piss off Blanc." Said Vert.

Rei's counter went up, as everyone took a second to compose themselves.

"...I think we're done for today…" Said Bryce.