Dark Stratos: Hello. Welcome to our universve of complete and total insanity! Mwahahahah! ::Clears throte:: I'm sorry for that.
Star Shadow: Please enjoy this fic. I apreciate all comments, and if you send me a flame, cause it shows me how to fix stuff.
Dark Stratos: If you send a flame, I will laugh in your face while I dangle you by your ankles above a pit of venomus snakes and spiders... This is a Ronin fic that takes place in Mia's home, and it makes no sence. YOU HAVE BEEN WARNED!!!
Star Shadow: Don't worry… I won't let him.
Disclaimer: I, in no way, own Ronin Warriors.
Mystery Person 1 (Rowen): AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!
{inside the house}
Ryo: What was that?
Sage: I dunno.
Kento: Does it matter?
Ryo: No, not really.
Mystery Person 2 (Cye): AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!
Sage: It does now.
Cale: What's with all the screaming?
Kento: We don't know, and I don't--
Mystery Person 3 (Sehkmet): AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!
Kento: Care.
Kayura: Will you people shut-up? I'm trying to get my beauty sleep!
Sage: Yeah! She really needs it! So... ugly... must... leave...
Dais: Hey guys. What's going on? AHHH! What is that?! ::points at Kayura::
Kayura: You guys are so mean to me!
Cale: Your point...?
Cye: ::runs down the stairs:: SOMEONE HELP!!!
Ryo: What's wrong?
Cye: Someone killed--
Sehkmet: ::from upstairs:: AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH! ROWEN'S DEAD!!
Ryo: WHAT?!
Kento: WHAT?!
Sage: WHAT?!
Cale: WHAT?!
Dais: WHAT?!
Kayura: WHAT?!
Anubis: What? What's going on? Why'd you wake me up?
Sage: WHY?! Why Rowen? Why my poor Rowen?
Kayura: Huh? "My poor Rowen?" What are you talking about?
Sage: ::Blushes:: Oops. Did I say that out loud?
Kayura: Is there something you're not telling us, Sage?
Sage: No...
Kento: No! Not Rowen! Anyone but Rowen! Why didn't Sage get killed?! It's not fair!
Cye: Rowen... Why did you have to die?
Sehkmet: ::comes down the stairs:: Poor, sexy, Rowen.
Dais: Back off! He was mine!
Mia: AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH! ::runs down the stairs::
Everyone: What now?!
Mia: I needed a dramatic entrance.
Ryo: We need to figure out who killed Rowen and why.
Cale: Hey! We could play that wierd bubble gum game to see who killed him.
Anubis: Bubble gum game?
Cale: Yeah! You know, 'Bubble gum bubble gum in a dish, how many pieces do you wish,' and the person with a hand in and no one elses in at the end of the game is the one who killed him.
Anubis: Okay! Let's do that!
Everyone: ::Shrugs::
{ten minutes later}
Cye: So you killed him, Mia!
Mia: Dammit! I thought this game wasn't going to work.
Ryo: Why! Why did you kill him?
Mia: Because I caught him with every single one of you! He was playing you!
Cale: No he wasn't. We all knew he was with the rest of us.
Mia: What?!
Anubis: That doesn't mean we still can't argue over him.
Sage: Rowen...
Kento: He was such a good lover.
Rowen: ::Stumbles down the stairs:: Oooh, my head.
Dais: Oh, Rowen!
Sehkmet: Rowen! ::glomp::
Kayura: You're alive!
Sage: Are you alright?
Rowen: I feel like someone just knocked me out with a frying pan.
Mia: ::Hides frying pan behind her back::
Cale: Let's go upstairs, Rowen.
Rowen: Huh? I just came down for some pain killers. Can I get those first?
Ryo: I'll come with you.
Kento: Me too.
Rowen: That's really not nessicary. I can get--
Anubis: We're going with you.
Rowen: Bu--
Cye: No buts.
Sage: Well, except for yours... ::Grabs Rowen's ass::
{And Rowen is draged from the room, *wishing* he was dead}
END
Star Shadow: Please Review if you liked! If no one likes, I won't post more fic in this general area.
Star Shadow: Please enjoy this fic. I apreciate all comments, and if you send me a flame, cause it shows me how to fix stuff.
Dark Stratos: If you send a flame, I will laugh in your face while I dangle you by your ankles above a pit of venomus snakes and spiders... This is a Ronin fic that takes place in Mia's home, and it makes no sence. YOU HAVE BEEN WARNED!!!
Star Shadow: Don't worry… I won't let him.
Disclaimer: I, in no way, own Ronin Warriors.
Mystery Person 1 (Rowen): AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!
{inside the house}
Ryo: What was that?
Sage: I dunno.
Kento: Does it matter?
Ryo: No, not really.
Mystery Person 2 (Cye): AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!
Sage: It does now.
Cale: What's with all the screaming?
Kento: We don't know, and I don't--
Mystery Person 3 (Sehkmet): AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!
Kento: Care.
Kayura: Will you people shut-up? I'm trying to get my beauty sleep!
Sage: Yeah! She really needs it! So... ugly... must... leave...
Dais: Hey guys. What's going on? AHHH! What is that?! ::points at Kayura::
Kayura: You guys are so mean to me!
Cale: Your point...?
Cye: ::runs down the stairs:: SOMEONE HELP!!!
Ryo: What's wrong?
Cye: Someone killed--
Sehkmet: ::from upstairs:: AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH! ROWEN'S DEAD!!
Ryo: WHAT?!
Kento: WHAT?!
Sage: WHAT?!
Cale: WHAT?!
Dais: WHAT?!
Kayura: WHAT?!
Anubis: What? What's going on? Why'd you wake me up?
Sage: WHY?! Why Rowen? Why my poor Rowen?
Kayura: Huh? "My poor Rowen?" What are you talking about?
Sage: ::Blushes:: Oops. Did I say that out loud?
Kayura: Is there something you're not telling us, Sage?
Sage: No...
Kento: No! Not Rowen! Anyone but Rowen! Why didn't Sage get killed?! It's not fair!
Cye: Rowen... Why did you have to die?
Sehkmet: ::comes down the stairs:: Poor, sexy, Rowen.
Dais: Back off! He was mine!
Mia: AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH! ::runs down the stairs::
Everyone: What now?!
Mia: I needed a dramatic entrance.
Ryo: We need to figure out who killed Rowen and why.
Cale: Hey! We could play that wierd bubble gum game to see who killed him.
Anubis: Bubble gum game?
Cale: Yeah! You know, 'Bubble gum bubble gum in a dish, how many pieces do you wish,' and the person with a hand in and no one elses in at the end of the game is the one who killed him.
Anubis: Okay! Let's do that!
Everyone: ::Shrugs::
{ten minutes later}
Cye: So you killed him, Mia!
Mia: Dammit! I thought this game wasn't going to work.
Ryo: Why! Why did you kill him?
Mia: Because I caught him with every single one of you! He was playing you!
Cale: No he wasn't. We all knew he was with the rest of us.
Mia: What?!
Anubis: That doesn't mean we still can't argue over him.
Sage: Rowen...
Kento: He was such a good lover.
Rowen: ::Stumbles down the stairs:: Oooh, my head.
Dais: Oh, Rowen!
Sehkmet: Rowen! ::glomp::
Kayura: You're alive!
Sage: Are you alright?
Rowen: I feel like someone just knocked me out with a frying pan.
Mia: ::Hides frying pan behind her back::
Cale: Let's go upstairs, Rowen.
Rowen: Huh? I just came down for some pain killers. Can I get those first?
Ryo: I'll come with you.
Kento: Me too.
Rowen: That's really not nessicary. I can get--
Anubis: We're going with you.
Rowen: Bu--
Cye: No buts.
Sage: Well, except for yours... ::Grabs Rowen's ass::
{And Rowen is draged from the room, *wishing* he was dead}
END
Star Shadow: Please Review if you liked! If no one likes, I won't post more fic in this general area.