Switzerland jumped upon hearing his phone ring.

"If that stupid Prussian is calling me again while I'm training..." he muttered, taking out his phone and looking at the screen. Luckily for Prussia, it was Liechtenstein, so he wouldn't be getting mauled. For now.

Deciding that his adoptive sister calling was a decent reason to take a break from his training, especially since she had decided to spend a couple days at her home in her country (which he had only agreed to after use of the puppy dog eyes).

"Lili?" He asked as a greeting. "Do you need anything? Has anyone tried to bother you?"

"No, I've been perfectly fine big brother," she answered. He could see her smiling. "I was just wondering if you were coming to lunch today."

"Why are you asking?"

"You crossed my border about ten minutes ago. I already made us sandwiches, and I made yours with lots of cheese like I know you love."

Switzerland somehow managed to keep his rage in long enough for him to curtly reply, "That sounds good. I will be there soon."

After that, he threw his phone at a nearby boulder and started screaming profanities in all four of his official languages.

WHY DO I ALWAYS INVADE LIECHTENSTEIN?!

Okay, this one actually has some actual real life history and is not complete crack like the rest of the chapters. Switzerland has actually seriously invaded Liechtenstein at least twice before, and once Liechtenstein didn't even realize it until Switzerland told them. They were cool with it though.

Also, Lili is just a nickname everyone uses for Liechtenstein. My headcanon is that her human name is Erika. Just clearing that up.

I'm also sorry that this was shorter than usual. There's just not that much I can do with this one.

Next chapter: France and England.