"All I am saying Naruto, is that maybe you shouldn't have attacked that missing nin with your teeth. This is probably why people think that you like to kill and eat people." said Sakura-chan.

"I didn't mean to Sakura-chan! But when I thought Sasuke was dead I just so angry and hungry!" said Naruto.

"Naruto the sight of your dead teammates should not be making you hungry." deadpanned Kakashi.

Sasuke gave Naruto a perturbed look and said "Please make sure that I am actually dead before you eat my corpse. Okay?"

"I don't eat people, damn it!" screamed Naruto.

"Apparently you do. You took off half that poor mist nin's face and swallowed it. He was so scared he pooped his pants. It was really gross." countered Sakura, who looked queasy just thinking about it.

Naruto started to slam his head repeatedly into a nearby tree.

"Did you hear the Nine-Tails went out on its first C-rank and ate the Demon of Mist!"

"That is not all he did! Apparently he devoured all of Gato corp as well and demanded that Wave build a bridge for him or he would eat them to!"

"You should just give up this fight is over. I won as fate decreed." said Neji with a smirk.

Naruto glared at Neji. The bastard cut off all of his chakra, well he was not giving up without a fight. He reached deep within himself and found something. chakra flooded his system but so did rage and the desire to eat. "I am going to eat your pretty boy face!" snarled Naruto and lunged at him.

"Oh god we are all going to die!" screamed somebody from the crowd. The various villagers stampeded towards the exits, abandoning their children to their bloody fates and leaving the various foreigners in the stands confused.

Neji struck out at Naruto, but Naruto ignored the blows and pinned him to ground. Neji stared up into the snarling visage before him and knew that he was going to die, so he pooped himself. "I give up! I give up!" he screamed tears in his eyes.

"Winner Nin- I mean Naruto." said proctor shakily. The proctor had pressed himself against the walls of the arena so he would not get between the Nine-Tails and its target.

Naruto got up of Neji and looked around at the now mostly empty seats. "I... I was not really going to eat him." he said rubbing the back of his head and laughing nervously. Neji lay there in a fetal position rocking back and forth, crying to himself.

"Of course you weren't Uzumaki-sama. We all believe you, so please don't eat us." said the poor proctor.

"I don't eat people damn it!" yelled Naruto.

"Tell that to poor Haku!" called out Sakura-chan.

"That only happened one time Sakura-chan! One time!" he protested.

"It was terrifying. He ate that poor Hyuuga girl, Nija or something!"

"Eh she had it coming, she was kind of a bitch really. Seriously who is dumb enough to pick a fight with the Nine-Tails"

"See honey this is why I told you to always be polite to the Nine-Tails"

Naruto needed to stop Shukaku from destroying his village, but he was running low on chakra and his legs were bound by sand. There was nothing he could do! Well there was one thing... with trepidation he reached deep into himself and pulled on the red chakra. "I am going to devour you stupid raccoon." He tore through the sand and was about to reach Gaara when he was bound with sand once more. Naruto pulled against his bonds with all his might. He lunged his head forward and bit off Gaara's nose before swallowing it.

Shukau collapsed causing both of them to fall to ground. Gaara watched in horror as Naruto crawled towards him chanting "Gonna eat ya. Gonna eat ya. Gonna eat ya." Gaara knew at that moment he was going to die, so he pooped his pants and fainted. As Naruto watched Gaara's siblings grab Gaara and ran away screaming about 'How they wouldn't let him eat their little brother.', he came back to senses. He mumbled to himself "I don't eat people damn it." and passed out.

"Did you see the Nine-Tails release its true form?! Could it do that the whole time?!"

"You know now that the Third is gone we need a new Hokage..."

"Are you serious?!"

"Hey do you want to tell the fifty foot tall fox demon he can't be Hokage?"

"...Point."

Naruto looked around his new office overwhelmed with bittersweet feeling. He got what he wanted and became the Hokage, but the Old Man was dead and could never see it. With a sigh he started to flip through mounds paper work. Why did he think this was a good idea again? Well the village put him charge so they must trust him not to eat people, so that was something. As he finished another pile he moved on to new Sand bingo book. He flipped through the pages until he reached his own entry. "Mother fucker!"

Name: Naruto 'The Cannibal' Uzumaki
Age: 12
Village: Leaf
Rank: S
Bounty: 200,000,000 ryu
Biography: Despite his rank of gennin the Cannibal is nothing to be trifled with. He has so far been known to have killed and eaten Zabuza Momochi of Mist and Gato of Gato Corp. He was also seen fighting the One-Tailed demon by himself and winning. It assumed that he has many more victims, but the bodies were never found since he ate them. Recently made the Kage of...

"I don't eat people damn it!"

THE END

AN: Kurama thought it was funny to make Naruto desire human flesh when using his chakra.