Last chapter, Captain Falcon and Snake had been experimenting with the Legendary Pokemon; Manaphy who can swap hearts of other individuals. Due to the distraction of Ganondorf; they inadvertently let Manaphy free and it continues to roam the mansion, swapping hearts of others whom it deems could use a little loosening up. Now let us see what mayhem will transpire.

I do not own Super Smash Bros. or anything related to it. The only thing I'm making is laughs (Hopefully) with this story.

For quick reference; this is how we're going to identify the characters. It will be identified by X/Y The X being the voice and the Y being the body. So Marth and Zelda swapped bodies last chapter, so if I want to focus on Marth, I'll identify it as Marth/Zelda. If I want to focus on Zelda, then it'll be Zelda/Marth. Make sense? The pronouns will also use the voice's gender. So I'll have Marth/Zelda as He, His, Him, etc. Anyways, let's read. Are you confused? So am I!

Tip: If you can't make sense of who is who, just cover the right name. The left name will tell you who is in command.

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"Ow..." Link's voice groaned. He opened his eyes and found it throbbing. He rubbed his head and sat up on the bed where he was laid. He finally focused his eyes and saw that he was not in his room. "Where am I?" He muttered as he looked around. The bed he was in had light-blue blankets with star patterns and the ceiling was decorated with stars. It didn't take him long to figure out where he is, "Peach must have had me transported to Rosalina's room. That woman..." He called out annoyed. He shook his head and got his thoughts straight, "Well, I'm not staying here." He replied and stood up, only to find himself feeling lighter than usual. "That blow in the head must be bad if I feel light-headed." He continued to explain to himself and left the room.

As he walked the halls, he passed by several people (Those who often stay up at night.) who gave him confusing looks. While he was oblivious to their thoughts, he figured they weren't used to seeing him up this late. Finally he got to his room and opened it; using his personal code to open the lock. He didn't waste time going back to bed, so he gently walked over there and flopped down. However, before he could fall back asleep, he was interrupted when a male screamed from within his bathroom. Opening his eyes confused, he got back onto his feet and looked at his personal bathroom and slowly walked towards it.

When he got in there and saw the source; he couldn't help but release a rather feminine scream. Confused at his own scream, he pushed the source aside and looked at the mirror, only to release another feminine scream.

"What-what-what is happening?" He asked at the male who let out the scream.

The male looked at him, "How did this even happen?" He asked.

"This can't be happening." Link muttered, "How did we switch bodies?" He asked himself. He then looked at the male, "Who are you?" He asked.

"What do you mean who am I? I'm Rosalina! If your Link, then your in my body." The male; revealed to be Rosalina in Link's body. To set this straight, Link is in Rosalina's body as well.

"This better not be one of Peach's pranks." Link/Rosalina muttered as he continued to look in the mirror. "Better yet, this has to be a dream." He added as he turned around; unable to comprehend that fact.

Rosalina/Link got an idea, "Wait. Read something." She mentioned. Link/Rosalina looked at her confused, "If we're dreaming; then we shouldn't be able to identify the words." She explained as she grabbed a mouth-wash and handed it to Link/Rosalina.

"Your right." He called out and grabbed his mouth-wash and looked at the letters; "Mode D'Emploi: Adultes et enfants de 6 ans et plus..." He muttered before looking away, "We are dreaming. I don't understand what that means." He revealed as if he was relieved.

Rosalina/Link grabbed the mouth-wash and looked at it. She then looked at him, "That's French, you whum-bass." She pointed out as she flipped the container around and hit him on the head. (Quick AN: You have no idea how long I waited to use that joke.)

Link/Rosalina sighed, "So we're not dreaming?" He asked annoyed and crestfallen.

"Unfortunately..." She muttered, crossing her arms.

Link/Rosalina brightened up, "We should go see Doctor Mario." He suggested.

There, they agreed on it and left the room.

At the infirmary

Mario; who was dressed in his doctor outfit, walked in yawning; "I was-a all cozy and-a comfortable in my bed, when all of a sudden you guys called in sick." He complained as he stretched his arms. Peach; who was tired and yawning as well, walked in behind him as well.

Link/Rosalina looked at him, "Sorry, but this is serious." He pointed out.

Doctor Mario looked at her; "Did-a Link finally get you-a pregnant?" He asked.

Link/Rosalina immediately groaned; "How can I..." He started out, only to forget that he was in Rosalina's body and as much as Mario figured, he was talking to Rosalina and not Link. "I mean- No! Of course not!" He replied.

The doctor gave a little smile, "Alright, what kind-a ailment are you struck with?" He asked.

The two victims looked at each other, "We don't know how to say this, but..." Rosalina/Link called out.

"We're in each others bodies." Link/Rosalina pointed out.

Doctor Mario and Peach looked at each other skeptical before looking at the two, unsure if they were telling the truth or if they were trying to get pay back for Peach in which case Doctor Mario had no position here. So without much more thought, Doctor Mario turned to leave the room and go back to bed.

"Wait! You can't leave us in this predicament." Both Link and Rosalina called out simultaneously.

Before Doctor Mario could get another word in, two more patients ran in, with an obviously panicked expression on their faces. These were in fact Marth and Zelda.

Doctor Mario stood straight and with his tired brain, he made a guess, "Let me-a guess. You two switched-a bodies too?" He muttered and crossed his arms.

"Yes!" Marth and Zelda answered simultaneously.

Doctor Mario continued to remain quiet, he then flung his arms up, "I'm going to-a bed." He concluded and went towards the door.

The four continued to protest, trying to get Doctor Mario to fix them.

"You have to help us. Your the Doctor!" Link/Rosalina pointed out.

"I don't want to be in his body for another minute! Fix this!" Rosalina/Link demanded.

"She blew up the kitchen with my body! You know what damage that could do to my reputation?" Marth/Zelda replied.

"He managed to make a supreme cake with my body! You know what damage that could do to my reputation?" Zelda/Marth had a slightly different reason than the previous statement.

"I'm just here for the laughs!" Peach/Peach piped in.

Doctor Mario's eye was slightly twitching, "I'm a Doctor! Not a magician! Go see-a Master Hand or someone else." He pointed out his profession.

Just before he could turn around, another voiced chimed in, "What's all this commotion about?" A tone similar to a certain dark wizard snapped in.

They all looked to the door, wondering what was wrong with him until they saw a blue-haired swordswoman, "I was just walking about plotting to rule Hyrule when all of a sudden you idiots started arguing..." The intruder continued ranting on how the planning of taking over Hyrule was interrupted by their outburst.

They all looked at each other in confusion while this swordswoman had the attitude of a dark sorcerer. "Lucina?" Marth/Zelda called out.

'Lucina' looked at Zelda, "Why are you calling me Lucina you pampered royal princess who-" She continued to rant.

Marth/Zelda then dug around himself before realizing he was feeling up another body. Stopping his actions, he turned towards Zelda; who inhabited his body, placing his hand behind the breastplate he wore and grabbed out a pocket mirror.

Link and Rosalina looked at each other in confusion. They weren't sure why Marth would carry a pocket mirror around.

Anyways, Marth/Zelda walked closer to Lucina who was still ranting and in fact called Zelda a shoopuff. As she continued to argue, Marth/Zelda held up the mirror in front of her face.

Lucina was completely quiet before letting out a very feminine scream.

After quickly explaining what they know so already established that it was Ganondorf who inhabited Lucina's body, so he decided to do what most sensible people would do in this situation, "You better fixed this Mario!" He demanded.

Doctor Mario again rubbed his temples, "It's three o'clock in the-a morning! It's too-a early to figure anything out!" He called out.

"Wait." Rosalina/Link called out. "If Ganondorf is here, then where's Lucina?" She asked.

At that moment, they heard a very disturbing yell coming from across the mansion. Without second thought, they all ran towards the yell. Except for Mario who lied down in a patients bed and went back to sleep.

They eventually reached the source of the yell which Ganondorf/Lucina called out, "That's my room." He then tried to kick it down majestically. However, he has forgotten he inhabited a smaller body, which meant weaker muscles, which meant his kicks aren't as strong, which meant he hurt himself and recoiled in pain by falling onto the floor.

The others looked at him get back onto his feet with a noticeable limp. He then decided to open the door with his own personal code. "Stupid little princess..." He muttered as he turned the knob and opened the door.

They all stepped in and they were very confused in and awe of what they saw in front of them. While true Ganondorf had his room in the color scheme of black, brown, red, purple, and various other colors that suited him. Instead of making it seem sinister, it was really majestic, Marth and Zelda felt the royal atmosphere in here. While none of them came into his room before; because they had no reason to, they were expecting blood in goblets and vials with skulls lining around with tattered drapes. Instead, they saw a finely furnished couch in front of a tv he managed to work himself, a royal armchair in front of bookshelves with a book opened half-ways; the book being War and Peace. There was even a beautiful painting of the Smash Mansion in the sunset.

Oh, and they were surprised to see Ganondorf cowering before a (majestic) mirror.

Ganondorf/Lucina walked ahead; "Stop dawdling. Get her out of my room." He commanded as he made way to Lucina in his body.

Upon sight of him in her body caused Lucina/Ganondorf let out another yell.

The former let out a sigh and had an annoyed face. Something people wouldn't really see on Lucina's face.

After quickly informing her

So they finally decided to go see Master Hand and tell them of their entire predicament. So they all stood in front of the hands majestic door and gazed upon it. Peach still remained with them as she was quite curious on what caused this to happen. Dr. Mario still laid asleep in the infirmary. She kept her reasons unknown, but both Link and Rosalina knew it would involve them or whoever she decides to experiment on.

Either way, many weren't thrilled of waking up Master Hand in the middle of the night. He was quite moody if he was awakened any other time besides morning. The only one who acted without thought since Master Hand pretty much yelled at him every day, Ganondorf/Lucina walked up and banged on the door very hard. Of course, being in a smaller body and having weaker muscles, he managed to hurt himself again.

"Do you need to have such tiny muscles?" Ganondorf/Lucina called out towards Lucina/Ganondorf, who only shrugged her (huge) shoulders.

Discarding that, they looked at the door and noticed Master Hand wasn't answering. So Ganondorf/Lucina banged the door again, this time a little softer.

"Don't bruise up my hand." Lucina/Ganondorf called out towards him. Likewise, he shrugged his (tiny) shoulders.

Again, they noticed Master Hand wasn't answering. "Is he even here?" Link/Rosalina asked.

Zelda/Marth crossed her arms and looked down, "Now that I think of it, I haven't seen him since the other day. Not even during supper." She mentioned.

Rosalina/Link started to dig in her temporary pouch, knowing Link carried his items in there and brought out his hookshot. "How do you work this?" She asked as she observed it.

Link/Rosalina took notice of this, "Hey, don't just go touching my goods." He muttered.

"Believe me, I don't really want to touch your goods either." She answered in retaliation.

Peach snickered.

He only sighed, "You aim and pull the trigger." He gave her the instructions.

Rosalina/Link looked up and aimed at the doorknob and pulled the trigger. Surprisingly being precise, she managed to hit her target and pulled the device, turning the doorknob and opening the door slightly.

Ganondorf/Lucina looked at himself, "You! Push the door open." He directed to Lucina/Ganondorf.

Likewise, she only motioned herself, "Me?" She asked.

"No, the giant hulking guy whose body your inhabiting." He snarked and rubbed his forehead, "Yes, you." He added.

Lucina/Ganondorf lowered her eyes at him, but she did as she was told and pushed the massive door open with ease. Something she thought she wouldn't be able to do in her own body.

With the door open, all the Smashers entered the room and noticed Master Hand was absent. The door to Crazy Hand's room was open and inspection showed that he was absent as well.

"Typical..." Marth/Zelda muttered, "The two are never around when you need them most." He noted as he crossed his arms.

"Let's check the bed." Link/Rosalina suggested and they all went to climb Master Hand's (giant) bed.

Ganondorf and Lucina, despite being in each others bodies, climbed with ease. Rosalina and Zelda who were in Link's and Marth's body respectively noted that it was a bit easier to climb. Peach just used her abilities to float up instead of having to climb. Link and Marth however, found that the dresses limited their movements, not be able to raise their legs as high as they used to.

"How do you guys climb with these dresses?" Link/Rosalina pointed out.

Rosalina/Link looked down, "I don't. I just levitate and float myself to the top." She mentioned before pulling herself onto the bed.

"Marth. Just focus your energy and you'll be able to teleport up here." Zelda/Marth suggested to him.

The two looked at each other, "Alright, let's try this." Link muttered to himself and breathed deeply. Taken by surprise, he started to float up. Being taken by surprise, he went up faster than he anticipate and started flailing around trying to upright himself.

Marth only looked amused before trying this Farore's Wind; as Zelda calls it, to get himself up to the bed, "Alright magic. Take me up there." He called out and focused. Surprisingly, he managed to activate the magic and disappeared from the ground level... All the way to the ceiling where he was taken by surprise and started to flail around as he fell down towards the bed.

Onto the bed, Ganondorf/Lucina crossed his arms as he looked on ahead towards the pillow which had something on there. Lucina/Ganondorf looked at him, "Is that a note?" She asked, which was answered with a nod of his head.

Peach came along dusting herself off. Ignoring protests in the background as Link and Marth screamed (femininely) as they apparently collided in the air and they both fell onto the bed. She looked at the note and read it, "Me and Crazy Hand went to a private resort for a vacation. Be back within a week."

Lucina/Ganondorf widened her eyes, "Oh you got to be kidding me." She muttered. Apparently, she chose that as her phrase for this series.

Rosalina/Link walked up, "You mean their gone?" She wanted to confirm the information she heard.

"Yes." Peach answered.

Zelda/Marth came up behind, "Does that mean we're stuck in each others bodies for another week?" She asked.

"Yes." Peach again answered.

"So what's Plan C?" Link/Rosalina asked, walking up and dusting himself off.

"Plan C?" Peach turned around.

"Plan A was to see Dr. Mario. Plan B was to see Master Hand. Both are unable to help, so what's Plan C?" He added more information on the plans.

Peach crossed her arms, "Well. Until they come back, you can try to live each others lives." She suggested. She immediately saw the discomfort in their eyes, "Or you can just say you guys are unavailable for battles and stay in your rooms until they come back." She added a second option.

"I don't really like being confined." Rosalina/Link admitted.

"Can't we just tell others of our predicaments and maybe they'll help us?" Lucina/Ganondorf suggested.

Peach immediately looked at her, "We could, but where's the fun in that?" She replied, causing the others to glare at her, "I mean. You guys will be mocked by the unsympathetic ones..."

Far off; Wolf, Wario, Waluigi, Falco, Captain Falcon, and Bowser (And countless others.) muttered in their sleep.

"...So I think it's best if you guys just act like each other." Peach concluded. Causing groans from them.

"Hold on. I recall that Snake and Captain Falcon were experimenting with Manaphy. Maybe the Pokemon can change us back." Ganondorf/Lucina remembered how this whole thing probably started.

Peach was notably crestfallen as she wanted to see how they would act in each others bodies, but figured they wouldn't want to be in each others bodies. "Crazy Hand usually keeps the Pokemon in his chambers." She noted and walked off to go retrieve it.

"Manaphy?" Lucina/Ganondorf called out.

"It's a Legendary Pokemon with the ability to swap the hearts of other individuals." Link/Rosalina explained.

Peach returned with a Master Ball in hand, "Snake returned this earlier in the day." She noted as she tossed it up and down before tossing it onto the bed. The Master Ball opened and light materialized into a sleeping Pokemon who was holding onto a burger.

"Wake up!" Ganondorf/Lucina (rudely) called out as he was starting to get tired of being within such a tiny body.

Likewise, the Pokemon woke up startled, clutching tightly onto the burger as it looked around before realizing a scary lady was threatening it. Seeing as the other individuals looked like they weren't going to help it, it raised its stubby arms and created a flash to blind them and ran away in self-defense.

After getting their bearings, Zelda looked towards Lucina whom she knew was actually Ganondorf, "You had to scare it, didn't you?" She replied.

"Why are you blaming me? Ganondorf was the one who scared it away." Link called out defensively.

...

The group was silent before taking into account that Manaphy has once again swapped their hearts.

"Dammit!" Zelda cursed. This caused Link and Marth to look at her since they know she rarely if ever, curses. Of course, she saw this and immediately revealed herself, "Yes, I'm Ganondorf, now stuck in this wenches body." He introduced himself as Ganondorf/Zelda.

"Who you calling a wench?" Peach called out. Taking offense, they assumed that was Zelda.

Peach was looking at her arms, "Why am I involved in this?" She muttered to herself continuously brushing hair away from her right eye.

Rosalina immediately frowned as Peach was in her body, "You better not do anything embarrassing to me in my body." She replied with a point of her finger.

Marth only looked at who he's in now, "Well, Sheeda always wanted me to have bigger muscles at one point." He was optimistic about his current dilemna.

Link and Lucina looked at each other, "So are you me?" Link replied as he was in Lucina's body.

Lucina/Link sighed, "I was warned that strange things can happen here when I accepted the invitation, but this?" She muttered to herself quietly.

Link/Lucina gave her a reassuring pat on the shoulder, "Welcome to Smash Mansion." He called out and sighed as he looked at what was happening in front of him.

Peach/Rosalina raised herself, "Okay, first order of business. Find the little bugger and have it fix us." She announced.

Everyone else yawned, the night finally taking its toll on them, "Can't we get some rest first? It's four in the morning." Zelda/Peach called out.

"Fine. I'm a little tired myself." Peach/Rosalina agreed to it.

So the Smashers inflicted with the strange dilemma walked to their original rooms to get some needed rest. Tomorrow they look for Manaphy and hopefully switch them back to their original bodies.

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While I don't know much about the whole "Can't read in a dream" bit, I did read somewhere that you are able to read in a dream, but the words change each time you look at it.

Manaphy has struck again and this time added Peach to the mix and swapped everyone around again. This is who is who now.

Ganondorf is in Zelda's body, who is in Peach's body, who is in Rosalina's body, who is in Marth's body, who is in Ganondorf's body. Due to an odd number being involved, Link and Lucina has swapped bodies with each other.

If you were all lost about the whole X/Y thing, let me know and I'll fix it up as best as I can.

Review please.