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Bonus Chapter

"Think we should spend the night there?" Inigo asked, pointing at an inn down the street. It was the only one with lights on and noise coming from inside.

"Everywhere else looks closed," Anna said. "We might as well."

The two entered the building. It wasn't as loud and crowded as they thought it would have been.

"What can I get you two?" the innkeeper asked as he greeted them.

"Dinner," Anna said honestly. They'd been on the road for a while. Praise be to Naga that Anna always had gold on her.

"Why don't you two find a seat? I'll be out soon with a meal for the both of you." And with that, the innkeeper left them to their business of finding a table.

None of the other men in the inn paid them any mind. At one end of the room, there was a dancer. And she was…dancing in a way that rivaled Inigo's mother's provocativeness.

"At least we won't have to deal with anyone else," Anna shrugged. Inigo agreed and they found a seat far away from the dancer.

In a few minutes, the innkeeper brought them their meal. They thanked him and leaped into their meals.

About halfway through said meal, the dancer seemed to end her stint. She thanked all of the men who handed her gold and began to pack up shop.

Or at least she would have, had she not walked over to Inigo and Anna's table and pulled up a chair.

"What brings a respectable couple such as yourself to a place like this?" she asked, as she brushed her red hair out of her eyes.

"There was nowhere else to stop by," Inigo said, purposely not looking at the scandalous garments the woman wore.

"We've had a late night," Anna said, hoping the woman would get the hint.

"Late nights are the best kind. Usually it's when you make life changing choices and feel most alive. Like whether one of you, or both, would be interested in buying my services tonight?"

"Services?" Inigo asked, confused. Anna's eyes had already widened as she gazed at the woman in horror.

"You know, the kind mommy and daddy did to have you," the redhead said with a flirting tone. She turned towards Anna and said, "And the offer is open to you too, sweetheart. I happily play for both teams, if you get what I mean."

How the hell did they get into this situation? Inigo cleared his throat awkwardly, "I think…uh, that we'll pass."

"Your loss," the woman shrugged. "Can I at least get a pair of names? I'll leave you two alone if that's what you want."

"I'm Anna, and that's Inigo," Anna said, pointing from herself to her significant other. "Now I'm sure you have more life choices to make somewhere else."

The woman wasn't paying attention anymore. She looked between the two and said, "Holy shit, my parents were named Inigo and Anna."

The other two stiffened, not daring to let the possibility cross their minds. That couldn't be possible. Not at all.

"Damn pops, you're looking young," said the girl. "You too, mom. I'm Annette, your daughter."

Anna looked like she was about to faint. Inigo was following right along.

"Looks like you guys haven't had me yet," giggled Annette. She gazed at them both approvingly, "Nice job refusing to sleep with me. That would have been awkward along the line."

Anna fainted. Inigo pinched himself, hoping this was a dream.

It wasn't.

"I've got a question pops," Annette said a mischievous smirk on her lips. "How was my dancing? You taught me after all."

"Kill me now," mumbled Inigo.

Author Note: Oops, forgot to upload this yesterday. My bad. As you can see, there was a reason this is a bonus chapter. It doesn't really fit with the tone of the main story.

Think about it, if their kid inherited Anna's love of gold and Inigo's dancing abilities, what do you think she'd do with her life to get money? I should note, this whole chapter was done for the sake of humor. If something bothered you, I suggest you lighten up a bit.