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"Evans! Evans!"

"Yes, Potter?"

"I've come up with a pick up line"

"That's nice, Potter"

"Don't you want to hear it?"

"Do I have a choice?"

"Not really."

"That's what I thought."

"If I got a galleon for every time I thought of you, I'd be super rich."

"Aren't you super rich already?"

"Ummm…"

"Try harder next time."

"Evans!"

"Now what?"

"Always the tone of annoyedance."

"That's not a word Potter."

"Always the derogatory tone."

"Though I'm immensely amazed by the expansion of your vocabulary, what do you want?"

"Is there an airport nearby or is that just my heart taking off?"

"Do you know what an airport is?"

"Course I do."

"Do tell."

"You know I'm really late for quidditch practice. Diggory will kill me if I don't reach there on time."

"Mhmmm..."

"Flower!"

"Oh, dear god."

"I am right here."

"…"

"My healer says I'm lacking Vitamin U."

"My brain says that I'm lacking self-restraint."

"Why'd you pick up a book?

"…"

"Owwww… that hurts!"

"Do you believe in love at first sight, or should I walk by again?"

"Potter, I've known you for four years."

*sneeze*

"I'd say God Bless you, but it looks like he already did."

"You know that was actually pretty good."

"Did it hurt when you fell from heaven?"

"Did it hurt when you fell from your broomstick today?"

"That was you!"

"Maybe."

"You're evil."

"I'm a witch, aren't I?"

"Err yes, but what's that got to do with it?"

"Uhhh... never mind"

"Do you have a Band-Aid? I scraped my knee falling for you."

"Do I look like a first aid box?"

"What's that?"

"Why do I even try?"

"If I were a cat, I'd spend all 9 lives with you."

"If you were a cat, both our lives would be a whole lot easier."

"That's not nice, Evans."

"For some strange reason, that doesn't bother me."

"Do you have a map? I just keep on getting lost in your eyes."

"If you're planning on getting lost, please do it somewhere far from here."

"If you were a booger I would pick you first."

"You realize that's not even slightly charming."

"I regretted it the second it came out of my mouth."

"Let's just forget it, yeah?"

"Forget what?"

"Are you a magnet? Because I'm attracted to you."

"We must share the same poles, because I'm thoroughly repulsed by you."

"Same poles?"

"Oh, never mind."

"If beauty were time, you'd be an eternity."

"If arrogance was a contact, you'd be an address book."

"I'm not going to bother asking."

"Do you have any raisins?"

"Go away."

"Come on."

"No, I don't."

"How about a date?"

"How about I hex you into oblivion?"

"Maybe, I should leave."

"I think that's a good idea."

"James?"

"Yes?"

"You're like a dictionary, you add meaning to my life."

"Lily! You used a pick up line!"

"I know. It was sort of our thing, right?"

"Life without you would be like quidditch without the snitch…pointless."

"I love you."

"I love you too."

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