This is my first Star Wars parody! Please review, it will inspire me to write more.

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O Darth Vader! O Darth Vader!
Thy helmet's so unchanging;
O Darth Vader! O Darth Vader!
Thy helmet's so unchanging;
Not only black when the Emperor's here,
But also when Han Solo's near.
O Darth Vader! O Darth Vader!
Thy helmet's so unchanging!

O Darth Vader! O Darth Vader!
A strangling thou can'st give me;
O Darth Vader! O Darth Vader!
A strangling thou can'st give me;
How often has a rebel ship
Afforded me your death grip!
O Darth Vader! O Darth Vader!
A strangling thou can'st give me.

O Darth Vader! O Darth Vader!
Thy Death Star shines so brightly!
O Darth Vader! O Darth Vader!
Thy Death Star shines so brightly!
From base to summit, cold and black
Blow up a planet, every speck.
O Darth Vader! O Darth Vader!
Thy Death Star shines so brightly!

O Darth Vader! O Darth Vader!
How Palpatine has decked thee;
O Darth Vader! O Darth Vader!
How Palpatine has decked thee!
Thou bidst us cold and heartless be
And trust no one unchangingly
O Darth Vader! O Darth Vader!
How Palpatine has decked thee!

The End.

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Update! This story now has 100 views and only two reviews. It's kind of discouraging.