The Gay Gatsby

"Come to my bed chambers, old sport. I have a need." Gatsby called.

Nick cleared his throat. "That's quite fine, but might I ask what your need is that I could help with?"

Gatsby smirked. "I need you to help me dispense milk from my man-milk dispenser." Nick at first was confused, or so it would seem. "Man-mil- oh.." He blushed loudly.

Gatsby smirked down at him, nodding. "Of course, why not?" He took a hold of his shirt collar and pulled him dangerously close. "Nick~"

Nick's dong expanded. "OMG, you hunky meme of a man~" Suddenly, Macklemore came out of nowhere, obviously traveling through time. "It's time to rap," he mackled, rapping hella sick beats to the gays.

The song made the two men become woman, known as Jane and Nicky. They lived happily ever after as rich, pretentious lesbians