~Karkat Vantas

Your name is Karkat Vantas and you love to yell. Your favorite color is candy red. Right now you are waking up. You live in a medium-sized two bedroom apartment. Your FUCKING ANNOYING roommate's name is John Egbert. You roll over and look at your clock. GOD FUCKING DAMMIT YOU OVERSLEPT AGAIN! It's now 8:05 which means you have exactly 30 minutes to get ready and to get to your job.

You jump out of bed and strip as quickly as you can (which doesn't take too long due to the fact you sleep only in boxers). You dash into the bathroom, and freeze. Standing naked in the middle of the bathroom is the one and only asshole, John Egbert.

"Ahhhh! MY EYES!" You scream.

"Hey, Karkat. Morning." John calmly replies.

"IT IS MOST CERTAINLY NOT A GOOD MORNING! WHY THE FUCK AREYOU JUST STANDING THERE NAKED!" you shriek.

"Karkat, one you are also naked, and two you should have knocked." John answers.

You look down to realize that you are, in fact, naked. You begin to internally flip out. You really try to keep it in, but...

"WELL, GET THE FUCK OUT I'M GOING TO BE LATE!"

"Okay, you don't need to flip your shit I'm leaving." John says still irritatingly calm about all this. He the proceeds, as said, to leave the bathroom.

Once he is gone you turn on the shower and get in. You then proceed to take a deep breath and try to fuckign calm down. As you shower you start to think. You are currently thinking about naked John. God, why does he have to be so cute. You have secretly had a crush on him for a while now. But you have never admitted that too him and never will, that would be stupid and brings the opportunity for him to reject you.

You finish up your shower and head to your room to get dressed. You get dressed and brush your hair. You are ready for work. What you do isn't really important it just pays the rent. You are part of Best Buys Geek Squad (you are not angeek though, you just like working with computers). You look once around your room. Almost everything is candy red, and it is all neat and tidy. You proceed to go grab breakfeast, you have 15 minutes. You run out to the kitchen to see John making breakfeast.

"Hey, Dickface! What are you making?" You say only moderately loud.

"Eggs for on the go. Here eat up!" He says while proceeding to push a plate of eggs with a fork toward you.

You run over to them and are about too start eatin them. Then you remembe who made them. John is always pulling pranks on you. The ER literally has a room for you because you end up there so much. You carefully start to insoect the eggs even though you really don't have time.

"I didn't do anything to them!" He says while rolling his eyes "your already late. I'm not that much of an ass."

You look at him skeptically, but are out of time and hungry. You start shoveling the eggs in your mouth. John sits across from you and starts eating his own eggs. You finish almost inhumanly fast. You get up, grab your stuff, and run out the door.

"Bye Karkat." You hear John say as you dash out the door.