Chapter One
It was May 30, 1991, just two months shy of Harry's eleventh birthday and he
was locked in the cupboard under the stairs. Vernon Dursley, Harry's uncle,
sat in the kitchen and thought about what it would be like to get rid of his
freakish nephew forever. Ever since Harry had appeared on his doorstep almost
ten years ago, Vernon had thought of putting Harry up for adoption and as he
thought about this more and more it just kept sounding better and better to
him.
He yelled, "Petunia, Dudley! Come into the kitchen!"
Petunia and Dudley entered the kitchen and sat down at the table with Vernon.
Petunia started, "Vernon, dear, what is this meeting about? Why is Harry not
involved in this meeting?"
Dudley cut in, "Not like I care or anything, but I had made plans with some of
my friends. I hope this doesn't take too long."
Vernon replied, "Don't worry about that, Dudley." The next thing that Vernon
asked shocked both Petunia and Dudley, "How would the both of you like to get
rid of HIM forever?" They all knew whom he meant by HIM.
After a moment Petunia and Dudley both asked, "How?"
"Adoption! As you know, I have thought numerous times of putting HIM up for
adoption and now I have decided to put ad into several different newspapers."
Petunia questioned, "Won't THEY figure out what happened to him?"
"I sincerely doubt it." Vernon replied flippantly.
Vernon got up from the table to get a pad and pen by the sink and he wrote a
rough draft for the ad.
Boy for Adoption,
Contact Vernon Dursley
Number 4 Privet Drive
He showed it to Petunia and Dudley, and then asked, "What do you think of this
ad?"
Petunia said, "It's a little too short and it doesn't have our full address or
phone number listed. I think that we should put our address, phone number, and
have it by appointments only."
Vernon asked, "Dudley, what do you think about this ad?"
Dudley said, "I agree with mom, and how about having his age in it too?"
Vernon then wrote out another aid.
Ten-year-old Boy Up for Adoption.
As his guardians
something came up
and we are unable to
take care of him any longer.
Please contact Vernon Dursley at
(01209) 509601
or write to
4 Privet Drive, Little Whinging, Surrey
By appointment only.
He showed the new ad to Dudley and Petunia and at the same time, they said, "I
like it."
"Great. Meeting has ended."
After Petunia and Dudley exited the kitchen, Vernon went to the phone and
called the Surry Advertiser, Surry Comet, Daily Prophet, and placed the ad
that he had written in all three newspapers.
Harry was in his cupboard under the stairs when he heard footsteps coming from
the kitchen. "Another of HIS stupid family meetings without me as usual I
wonder what this one was about." Harry thought to himself.