Harry struggled through the crowd of students, trying to find the one in particular he had in mind. Harry Potter was not really the sort of boy to tease people, especially his friends, but Percy Jackson was going to get a mouthful about this piece of rather fascinating information he had heard on the Hogwarts grapevine. If it was true, (and he highly suspected it was) than he, Ron, Grover, Frank, Jason, and Leo would make sure Percy would never hear the end of this particular piece of news. And, of course, if someone accidentally told Nico about it and he somehow managed to sneak up to the Sixth Year dorms, it most definitely would not be Harry's fault.

Harry really wasn't one to smirk maliciously, but if he let out the tiniest evil grin on that surely-to-be-hilarious day, it was simply his non-existent Slytherin side coming out. This certainly would not become a daily occurrence, or else Percy would most likely throw up from embarrassment.

On second thought, maybe this vile planning wasn't such a bad idea after all…

He found his oblivious sea green eyed target sitting in the multi-house common room. (Eventually. Harry wasn't a particularly good finder, being Gryffindor and all.)

He was staring at his homework, dismay written across his features.

"Three feet on accidental magic and the impact of it on the Muggle world? We've got a quidditch game tomorrow! This is an outrage! Unfair! Unjust! Who cares about this stuff in life anyway? I can just be awesome for a living!" Percy stood on the couch and looked around the cozy common room for encouragement. "Are you guys with me?"

There was a murmur of assent from Leo, who looked as though he just might be asleep.

Jason looked at his cousin and sighed. "Get off of the furniture, Perce. Some of us care about are studies. Or are cramming as quickly as possible so they don't completely fail."

This aroused a cheer from most of the room's inhabitants, though the Ravenclaw pupils (and Hermione, admittedly) were the only ones cheering for the caring about studies part.

Harry slowly made a point of sitting down next to his fellow Gryffindor.

"So, Percy, how are you doing? Anything new you want to share with us?" 'Us' being Frank, Jason, Ron, Nico, and Leo, who looked intrigued by Harry's sneaky tone. He continued. "I actually happened to hear something new this morning, Jackson. Or, should I say-Lover boy?"

Harry grinned happily as he watched Percy's body freeze, dropping his barely started essay. He watched in mass amusement as Percy's face turned a very undignified shade of pink and squeaked out an, "Oh…really?"

Leo (miraculously awake now) leaned forward in his chair, Ron grinned knowingly, Jason's eyes glinted with glee, Frank was looking over his copy of The Art of War, and Nico's new set of coughs sounded suspiciously like "Go on." Grover just muttered, "Oh, Perce, you're in for it now."

Percy shrunk away from the group.

"What's this I hear about you fancying this-ahem-certain Ravenclaw Prefect? That you're quite mad about her, but she calls you a-what now, hmm? A no-good, lazy Seaweed Brain?"

Percy flushed up as quickly as the words flew out of Harry's mouth.

"Yeah, umm…but, well, she's…really really smart, and kinda brave, and witty, and, erm, she's bloody gorgeous as well…"

One glance at everyone's faces made him look as though he wished he hadn't said anything at all.

Leo burst out into howls of laughter.

"You like her…Annabeth Chase...She kicked your butt…Oh, mate, you're in for it…Seaweed Brain… but you two are bitter enemies or whatever!"

The group huddled together. Percy frowned in defense. "Hey, Mr. Hufflepuff Frank here has a crush on a third year! She was cool…what's her name-Peanut?"

Frank looked as though he might crawl into a hole as the eyes focused on Percy a second ago were now on him. "Well, um, it's Hazel…But Ron is practically in love with Hermione-don't look at me!"

"Oi! I'm not in love with Hermione! She and I fight all the time! She won't even talk to me right now! I can't stand her! She can't stand me! Besides, we, er, blimey, well- that's just mental! She-"

"Has you wrapped around her finger? We all can see the looks you give her when you think we're not looking," Frank pointed out.

The confessions being uttered were as fast as a Quidditch game and it was up to Harry to figure out the score.

Or, better yet, what the bloody hell was going on.

"Yeah, but," said Ron, gesturing wildly and looking for someone else to put in the spotlight, "Jason really fancies a Slytherin! And just any Slytherin- Piper McLean!"

"Ya' know, I'm a Slytherin," Nico pointed out amidst the chaos. 'What's wrong with me?"

His question went unanswered as all attentions were swiveled to Jason.

"Is that so, mister Grace?" Leo's dark brown eyes focused on his new target. "Is this information I hear true, then? Hmm?"

Jason made a strangled sound in the back of his neck and started stuttering. "Well, ah, you see-"

"Oh, we see alright, we see." Harry could tell that Leo was enjoying himself a bit too much, so he sighed and let another of his bombshells the red-faced group.

"Remember when Grover's girlfriend, Juniper, came for the Triwizard Tournament? And that older girl came, too? The one with the caramel hair? What was her name?"

He paused for effect, and was rewarded by all of the attention of the group.

"Oh, that's right. I remember now. Wasn't it…Calypso?"

There was a collective gasp, now, and Grover (who had wisely stayed out of the situation) shook his head frantically and tried to get Harry's attention. "Guys?"

But alas, everyone was too busy enjoying all the different shades of red Leo's face was capable of turning and missed the warning.

Leo pointedly stared at Harry. "You're on, Scarface." He turned to the rest of the group. "Well, I don't know about you guys, but I would like to know who Harry fancies, eh? Little bit of a taste of his own dragon pox?"

Harry looked for sympathy but was met by boys out for blood.

Or at least a taste of whomever he fancied.

He stalled and tried to change the subject several times, but was met by bony stares. "Ginny," he finally sighed. This declaration was met with an "oh, really?" and a "well, no duh" and a "if you hurt my sister, Harry, I don't care if you're my best mate-"

"So, let us review this," Jason went, obviously eager to start recounting. "Percy's mad for Annabeth Chase-"

"Mad for? I never said that!"

"Frank really likes Peanut-"

"Hazel, guys. Honestly,"

"Guys."

"Ron is hopelessly in love with Hermione-"

"I am not hopelessly in love with-"

"I happen to enjoy the presence of Piper McLean-"

"Sure, butter it up for yourself, Grace."

"Leo may or may not have kissed this Calypso fellow-"

"She's a girl, mind you, and- HEY!"

"GUYS."

"And Harry really fancies Ginny," Jason finished.

The group gave a collective sigh. At least that was over with.

"GUYS!" Grover finally yelled. He had been trying to tap Harry on the shoulder for some time now, and in all honesty, it was getting a bit tiring.

Each boy looked at the normally calm satyr.

"Look up," Grover sighed. Finally, he could get back to his "Save the Wildlife!" campaign.

Seven heads simultaneously turned to the overhead staircase. Staring back at them were five girls grinning like maniacs.

"Hello," Annabeth Chase said.

Her voice was followed by the melodious sound of the seven formerly mentioned boys screaming/shouting/bloody hell-ing/fainting.

"Boys." Hermione Granger shook her head and sighed.

Ginny Weasley agreed. "You can't even eavesdrop on a very interesting conversation-"

"Without them squealing like monkeys?" Piper McLean added.

"Exactly," Hazel Levesque smiled. "Honestly."

Annabeth nodded her head. "Boys inconvenience everything."

"In fact, we only like Nico and Grover."

"Nico, because he isn't annoying like you lot-"

"And Grover, because I'm fairly certain he's the only unpiggish observant male in this room."

The boys started to pull themselves together. Frank closed his mouth, Ron got back into his chair, Leo put his head in his hands and started muttering to himself, Nico shook his head and joined the girls on the staircase, Jason began to bang his head on the table, Percy managed to tear his gaze away from Annabeth, and Harry wished that he'd never underestimated the power of the female sex.

The girls climbed down the staircase, obviously amused. Annabeth sat next to Percy, who turned cherry red and whimpered a couple Greek expletives he learned from his father. Hermione sat in the seat opposite Ron, mastering a look of casual indifference while Ron regarded her up and down warily with a look usually reserved for the twins. Piper smiled at Hazel and departed to snicker in the corner with her best friend, Leo, stealing the occasional glance at a blushing Jason. (Hazel went over to Frank and they began to quietly chat, Frank scratching the back of his neck and grinning sheepishly at Hazel, who was laughing while pantomiming someone tripping.) Ginny walked over next to where Harry was sitting and grinned at him.

"Not so sneaky now, eh Potter?"

"Oh, shut it, Weasley," Harry grumbled, ignoring the triumphant smirk spreading across her (quite pretty) features and sighing. "How long were you lot listening?"

"Interesting question," Piper chimed.

"The entire thing, if you really must know," added Hermione. "We've also recorded it. "

"All of it." Ginny held up a glowing box.

"Weasley's Wizarding Wheezes, I deduce?" asked a disgruntled Percy.

"Who knew you were capable of such big words, Seaweed Brain? Apparently your two brain cells aren't always on vacation," Annabeth snorted and leaned back against the couch, pressing against Percy's arm. Apparently liking it there, she put her head on his shoulder.

Percy looked like a muggle fire truck, Harry noted.

"Anyway…" Ginny held up the box and tapped it with her wand, muttering Ludere Retro under her breath. Immediately, Harry's voice was heard.

"So, Percy, how are you doing? Anything new you want to share with us?"

A pause.

"What's this I hear about you fancying this-ahem-certain Ravenclaw Prefect? That you're quite mad about her, but she calls you a-what now, hmm? A no-good, lazy Seaweed Brain?"

"Yeah, umm…but, well, she's…really really smart, and kinda brave, and witty, and, err, she's bloody gorgeous as well…"

Much laughing.

"You like her…Annabeth Chase...She kicked your butt…Oh, mate, you're in for it…Seaweed Brain… but you two are bitter enemies or whatever!"

Ginny waved her wand and mumbled Desisto. The recorder stopped.

"You little…" Percy growled darkly and Ron took a step forward, ready to grab the recording device. Ginny just smiled, quickly ran up the stairs, and whistled loudly. The other witches took that as a sign to follow and preceded to ascent the steps.

Jason grabbed Piper before she could trail the girls, hoping for an exchange (Recorder for Piper). Piper struggled for about a second, but evidently realizing this wasn't going to help, settled for kicking Jason in the shin. He released her, hopping around on one foot and howling. Piper just sped to join her cronies, laughing as she sprinted the steps.

"You had the right idea, mate," Harry sighed. He felt a large pang of annoyance. The girls were going to giggle over the conversation all night!

Percy just looked vaguely disappointed about the absence of Annabeth on his shoulder more than anything else. Leo had decided that since Calypso wasn't there, nothing would matter to him, so he ran around the room telling every animated being in the multi-house common room about the incident. Ron, Frank and Jason looked like they were plotting war in the corner, although Frank looked distinctly uncomfortable. Jason's face was red and Ron was talking loudly about how to bury dead bodies.

Frankly, Harry wasn't too optimistic about revenge plans.

Alright! This is a what if- Percy and the gang are wizards, not demigods. Plenty of fluff (and Leo) in here! Next chapter (the girls talking about the events-YES!) will be posted if three or more people acknowledge the existence of this in a review. Seriously, guys. Takes 20 seconds. I might even write more of this universe! Here are the Houses I think everyone will be in.

Percy-Hufflepuff (Although he is extremely brave, his fatal flaw is loyalty)

Annabeth-Ravenclaw (She values brains and strategy)

Frank-Hufflepuff (How could Frank not be in Hufflepuff :D)

Hazel-Gryffindor (Just a gut feeling)

Jason-Gryffindor (Definitely.)

Piper-Slytherin (Because Piper's cool like that.)

Leo-Gryffindor (Well, yeah.)

Nico-Slytherin (The whole "I need info on my mom sorry I have to lock you up percy" situation in TLO-don't get me wrong, I love Nico more than life.)

Grover-Ravenclaw (Because the sorting hat decided he would be a bit ironic today.)

Kidding.

Grover-Hufflepuff (Because enchiladas.)

Please review if you want an update!