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Author has written 7 stories for Harry Potter, Divergent Trilogy, Hunger Games, and Percy Jackson and the Olympians.

"Augustus Waters was a cocky son of a b*tch. But we forgive him."

audrey: bookworm. 2048. laughter. piano. clumsiness. disney. sarcasm. taylor swift. cats.

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Hatter: Have I gone mad?

Alice: I'm afraid so. You're entirely bonkers. But I'll tell you a secret. All the best people are.


Audrey is Way Too Emotionally Invested in her Ships: Exhibit A

Will/Christina --Oliver/Katie--Hazel/Frank--Bill/Fleur--Harry/Ginny--Annabeth/Percy--Indie/Xander--Johanna/Katniss--Vick/Laney--Nico/Happiness--Nyssa/Lacy--Jason/Piper--Ron/Hermione--James/Lily-Travis/Katie--Magnus/Alec--Steve/Bucky--Isabelle/Simon--Tessa/Will--Haley/Andy--Puck/Sabrina--Cassidy/Tristan--Tobias/Tris--Percy/Audrey--Scorpius/Rose--Mitchell/Cameron--Grantaire/Enjolras--Willa/Philby--Haymitch/Maysilee--others I cannot think of


girls are like

apples on trees. the best

ones are at the top of the tree.

the boys don't want to reach for

the good ones because they are afraid

of falling and getting hurt. instead, they

just get the rotten apples from the round

that aren't as good, but easy. so the apples

at the top think that something is wrong

them, when in reality, they're amazing.

they just have to wait for the right

boy to come along, the one

who's brave enough

to climb

all the way

to the top

of the tree.

-Pete Wentz.


Of Coffee and Mid-Morning Regrets Extras

Dresses:

Marlene

Lynn

Tris

Christina

Shauna


I am a Slytherin for life. Of course.

Great, well thought-out, helpful reviews make the world go round. :)

Grammatical mistakes give me migraines. (Though typos will be the death of me. I can never catch them until it's too late.

My obsession with minor characters will be the death of me.

I don't own my avatar image. Or anything, really. Nada. Zip. Zilch.

I used to be blueraspberry-butterflies.

I recently read and think ya'll might enjoy (and/or cry over): THE FREAKING INFERNAL DEVICES SERIES (curse you cassandra clare)

Thanks for reading!

Audrey

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Taking Chances by Realmer06 reviews
Pieces Universe. When Scorpius Malfoy married Rose Weasley, Al Potter was there. So was Honoria Ridgeton. After years of avoiding her, the paths of Al and Honoria finally converged, and now, Al can't stop thinking about her. But if this is love, can two such different people really make it work, or are they crazy to even try? Companion to the Roses Trilogy.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 8 - Words: 34,167 - Reviews: 135 - Favs: 141 - Follows: 93 - Updated: 12/3/2016 - Published: 1/2/2015 - OC, Albus S. P., Scorpius M., Rose W. - Complete
New Beginings by sincerely- scripted reviews
"I believe the word you are searching for is 'yes'." Philby has a surprise for Willa. Is it possible for something more than just friendship to bloom from their relationship. (Warning: KK7 SPOILERS)
Kingdom Keepers - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,166 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 7/23/2016 - Published: 4/23/2014 - Willa, Philby - Complete
Behind the Pages by Estelle4Ever reviews
A cute series of one-shots. Things you didn't read in the book! Can feature the P.O.V of family members, too. Hope you guys enjoy! I don't own MDBC! Recently updated to Chapter 19.
Mother Daughter Book Club - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 19 - Words: 25,225 - Reviews: 188 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 27 - Updated: 5/26/2016 - Published: 10/14/2013
Send Me a Postcard by HecateA reviews
In which Nyssa really, really should have grown a pair and told Lacy she loved her before she left for six months of globe-trotting. Oneshot.
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,022 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 6 - Published: 9/26/2015 - Nyssa, Lacy - Complete
A Tale Of Two by simplymoshingintomordor reviews
TMI/TID crossover. After yet another set of failed relationships, Clary and her flatmate Tessa have just about had enough of men. Determined not to be let down again, they make a pact to stay single and spend Valentine's together instead. At least, that's the plan. Unfortunately, their new neighbours - the Herondale boys - have plans of their own... AH/AU Complete
Mortal Instruments - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 26 - Words: 194,319 - Reviews: 1912 - Favs: 1,331 - Follows: 1,019 - Updated: 8/31/2015 - Published: 7/19/2014 - [Clary F., Jace W.] - Complete
The Gayest Day Ever by HecateA reviews
Nothing says homo-erotic subtext or straight-up gayness like Achilles and Patroclus, Sappho, Plato and Socrates, or even Alexander the Great. Hence the fireworks and confetti at camp on July 26. Oneshot.
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,143 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 78 - Follows: 17 - Published: 6/27/2015 - Chiron, Nyssa, Mitchell, Lacy - Complete
Puppy Love by readwritereview20 reviews
Pets are illogical. Feeding and caring for an animal that makes messes for you to clean up and ultimately dies. But when Christina brings a stray home, Will realizes that sometimes the logical choice is the one that doesn't end with him sleeping on the couch. no war AU one-shot
Divergent Trilogy - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,280 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 7 - Published: 4/13/2015 - Christina, Will - Complete
Bad Reputation by LaLainaJ reviews
A 10 Things I Hate About You AU prompted on Tumblr. Jasper's the new kid in school. One look at Octavia Blake and he's smitten. The problem is, the Blake siblings don't date. Jasper's new friend and Obi-Wan, Monty, is skeptical but decides to help out in the spirit of friendship. He's got this friend, Clarke, who might just be up for the challenge of dating Bellamy.
100 - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,188 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 62 - Follows: 128 - Published: 4/6/2015 - [Clarke G., Bellamy B.] Jasper, Monty G.
London Fog by Tr3ble-Maker reviews
Coffee Shop AU: Eponine's not so willing to admit that she watches the door every day, waiting for Cosette to come in, even if it's only to order her coffee. Eventual Eposette.
Les Misérables - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 5,075 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 2/21/2015 - Published: 1/26/2015 - Cosette, Eponine
Sooner by HecateA reviews
Lacy and Nyssa can only hide behind closed doors and fake bitterness, waiting for the animosity between their cabins to calm down sooner or later. Oneshot. Happy Valentine's Day.
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 11,235 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 50 - Follows: 4 - Published: 2/14/2015 - Nyssa, Lacy - Complete
Seeing the World by HecateA reviews
They've been backpacking for a year, but Lacy doesn't want to go home. Oneshot.
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,675 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 35 - Follows: 5 - Published: 2/7/2015 - Nyssa, Lacy
Just a Little Bravery by wa.fl.id.nv reviews
Modern AU. Oneshot. Christina drags her college roommate, Tris, out to the annual Winter celebration of Snowfest, where they sign up for a particularly icy cold activity, the Polar Bear Plunge. This activity just so happens to be run by two very attractive male volunteers. Fourtris, Chrill. Enjoy!
Divergent Trilogy - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,483 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 7 - Published: 2/2/2015 - [Four/Tobias, Tris/Beatrice P.] [Christina, Will] - Complete
Against All Evil and Envy by Realmer06 reviews
It started with a necklace. He saw it and thought of her. What's an impulsive thirteen-year-old to do? Buy it and send it to her anonymously, of course.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,401 - Reviews: 71 - Favs: 141 - Follows: 24 - Published: 1/24/2015
A Book Without Words by Marie E. Brooke reviews
In this AU dystopian England, Tessa Gray and Cecily Herondale are outcasts, refusing to follow the strict rules the government has set out for them - the rules that allow the government to control their wills and ban any form of creativity. Will Herondale's uncle is a rich governor, and Will is still grieving for his missing sister. What happens when Tessa and Will's paths cross?
Infernal Devices, Cassandra Clare - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Mystery - Chapters: 3 - Words: 6,000 - Reviews: 39 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 17 - Updated: 1/13/2015 - Published: 11/10/2014 - Tessa G., Will H., Jem C., Cecily H.
Stucco Hearts by writergirl8 reviews
Percy Jackson and Annabeth Chase are soul mates. They know this because the small timers on their inner wrists tell them that they are meant to be. In theory, it will be easy for Annabeth to keep up the wall that surrounds her heart and stop herself from falling for Percy. In execution? Well, that's a completely different story. Cover art by magnssen. Story by Ananbeth and rongasm.
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 16 - Words: 83,273 - Reviews: 649 - Favs: 1,370 - Follows: 851 - Updated: 1/11/2015 - Published: 9/21/2014 - Annabeth C., Percy J. - Complete
Action by GideonGraystairs reviews
Simon has a small (okay, huge) crush on the new model he's been photographing.
Mortal Instruments - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,285 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 8 - Published: 12/23/2014 - [Isabelle L., Simon L.] - Complete
Call Me, Maybe? by GideonGraystairs reviews
In which someone keeps dialing the wrong number and leaving copious amounts of amusing messages on Magnus's phone. Magnus is not at all complaining. AH
Mortal Instruments - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,867 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 109 - Follows: 37 - Published: 12/9/2014 - [Alec L., Magnus B.] - Complete
all the ark's a stage by particularly good finder reviews
Clarke and Bellamy pretend to date as they plan their siege of Mount Weather. However, when Abby thinks Bellamy is cheating on her daughter, they realize they can use the ensuing drama to their advantage.
100 - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,264 - Reviews: 133 - Favs: 732 - Follows: 199 - Published: 12/1/2014 - [Clarke G., Bellamy B.] - Complete
and i'll write you a tragedy by mcfuz reviews
and don't you know heroes aren't meant to survive? / or, perseus jackson and the end of the world. freeverse. boo spoilers.
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,014 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 87 - Follows: 19 - Published: 11/4/2014 - Percy J. - Complete
In Days to Come by Realmer06 reviews
Her first impression of this boy had, regrettably, been There's one in every class, but Neville Longbottom had quickly defied Minerva McGonagall's expectations.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,674 - Reviews: 75 - Favs: 188 - Follows: 29 - Published: 11/2/2014 - Minerva M., Neville L. - Complete
Dauntless by MaddElise reviews
"You want to recruit me?" Tris asked, partly dazed, partly incredulous. Dauntless, a top secret organisation, specialising in hand picking and training recruits to be secret, special agents. Beatrice 'Tris' Prior has been selected for their new recruit class. Modern AU. Eventually Four/Tris. A similar, yet different exploration of Divergent. Appearances from many known characters.
Divergent Trilogy - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 46 - Words: 130,299 - Reviews: 695 - Favs: 731 - Follows: 537 - Updated: 10/26/2014 - Published: 12/17/2013 - Tris/Beatrice P., Four/Tobias - Complete
Over Five Years by Estelle4Ever reviews
Ashley Sanborn was always used to following Becca Chadwick's wishes. But Becca isn't the same person who started in the Fab Four so long ago. Ashley stands back and watches everything change over five years, wishing that she could truly be a part of it. One-shot. Disclaimer: I don't own the MDBC!
Mother Daughter Book Club - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,601 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 2 - Published: 10/23/2014 - Complete
Nothing's Going to Change Destiny by HecateA reviews
Yeah, it's totally possible to be angry at the dead. No, Romeo and Juliet aren't cute. Oneshot. Written for the Percy Jackson Ship Weeks.
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,587 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 36 - Follows: 5 - Published: 10/5/2014 - Frank Z., Hazel L. - Complete
Key Limes by cgner reviews
In which Academy Award winner Lily Evans discovers the periphery of internet fandom and the existence of Prince James's gold star system.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 24,695 - Reviews: 139 - Favs: 913 - Follows: 146 - Published: 9/29/2014 - [James P., Lily Evans P.] - Complete
Healing by GoddessOfFanfiction reviews
He looked her in the eye. "Nyssa, I'm not going to let you die." There was a finality in his voice, one Nyssa didn't want to hear. "Will," she started and had to stop for breath. "Other people are dying." Another breather. "Save them first." Will Nyssa. I've been recently obsessed with this pairing. During The Battle of Manhattan. Thanks for reading!
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,042 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 4 - Published: 9/21/2014 - Will S., Nyssa - Complete
here's to your post-script, your final act by boys and girls look to the sky reviews
He's a result, she's a memorial; the war is over, but they fight their own battles. - Teddy/Victoire
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,041 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 3 - Published: 9/6/2014 - [Teddy L., Victoire W.] - Complete
Beautiful Things by HecateA reviews
In which Lacy and Nyssa realise that their parents' realms aren't all that different, and neither are they. Oneshot. Written for the Percy Jackson Ship Weeks, Slash week! (4 7)
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,309 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 42 - Follows: 5 - Published: 8/13/2014 - Nyssa, Lacy - Complete
The Green Eyed Delinquent by kazoquel4 reviews
When Percy Jackson is arrested yet again for vandalizing public property, his mom finally cracks. He's sent across the country to live with his father for a year- the father who abandoned him at birth. When he meets his know-it-all neighbor Annabeth Chase, things just get worse for the green eyed delinquent. But when sparks start to fly between the two, what will happen? AU
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Family - Chapters: 37 - Words: 160,251 - Reviews: 3352 - Favs: 2,718 - Follows: 1,926 - Updated: 7/27/2014 - Published: 4/7/2013 - Annabeth C., Percy J. - Complete
Hockey Punks & Sk8r Boiz by DorkQueen reviews
The third time I meet Tristan Berkeley is in a remote skating camp in the middle of bumpkin Minnesota. Becca's words, not mine. –a humorous multi-chap, in Cassidy's POV-
Mother Daughter Book Club - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 8 - Words: 16,877 - Reviews: 68 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 7/13/2014 - Published: 12/23/2013 - [Cassidy S., Tristan B.] - Complete
The Stats Don't Lie by howtohungerthedivergentarrow reviews
One-Shot of an alternate scene from Divergent. Tris refuses to shoot Will when he is being controlled by the serum and will do anything she can to keep him alive. Sequels planned if this one becomes popular enough :)
Divergent Trilogy - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,124 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 5 - Published: 6/6/2014 - Tris/Beatrice P., Will - Complete
Charlie Weasley and the Reason Why Not by Realmer06 reviews
Pieces Universe. Dom asks Charlie an interesting question, and when he makes her work for the answer, he gets more than he ever expected.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,936 - Reviews: 83 - Favs: 229 - Follows: 26 - Published: 6/1/2014 - Bill W., Charlie W., Dominique W. - Complete
Span by trollnexus reviews
In which Percy misdiagnoses the warm feeling in his chest several times throughout the course of his life before finally realising what it is.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Family/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,190 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 40 - Follows: 7 - Published: 5/23/2014 - [Percy W., Audrey W.] - Complete
Rugby by ThePenguinofDeath reviews
Tris has noticed the school's number 4 since she transferred there a month ago. It might just be his alarming height, but something about him stands out. After attending pretty much every rugby game, will something finally happen between the pair? Fourtris school AU.
Divergent Trilogy - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,519 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 83 - Follows: 30 - Published: 5/9/2014 - [Tris/Beatrice P., Four/Tobias] [Christina, Will] - Complete
Hey There Enjolras by Trust Gavroche reviews
A parody-of-sorts of the song "Hey There Delilah," from Grantaire's point of view. [May rewrite later, but for now I'm happy with it.]
Les Misérables - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 403 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 2 - Published: 5/7/2014 - [Grantaire, Enjolras] - Complete
A New Bird Of Prey by WillowMoonOwl reviews
It was a normal day for the Herondale boys, until their worst fear decided to pay them an unexpected visit. Will they win out? Or will this foe be too much for the pair? Please review, I'm super nervous!
Crossover - Mortal Instruments & Infernal Devices, Cassandra Clare - Rated: K - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 757 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 3 - Published: 4/19/2014 - Jace W., Will H. - Complete
The Red String of Fate by Someone aka Me reviews
In a world where everyone is born with a red thread on his hand, tying him to his soulmate, Magnus Bane is born with a closed loop. He waits a long time to find the other end. AU, Malec. For Jess.
Mortal Instruments - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,526 - Reviews: 43 - Favs: 325 - Follows: 78 - Published: 3/25/2014 - Alec L., Magnus B. - Complete
The One With The Forgotten Two of Diamonds by Apalapucian reviews
James and Lily brew Amortentia together—and nothing happens. Lily thinks she's officially gone forever numb, James thinks the dungeons smell like a swamp, and everyone concludes they're both idiots. Everybody's daft in love.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,462 - Reviews: 45 - Favs: 305 - Follows: 49 - Published: 3/25/2014 - James P., Lily Evans P. - Complete
Domestic Bliss by Moonprincess92 reviews
Nothing was ever a scene of domestic bliss in the Weasley house. [Oneshot RHr, because nothing, not even JKR, can kill this ship]
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,041 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 57 - Follows: 11 - Published: 2/6/2014 - Ron W., Hermione G. - Complete
When We Were Together by AJ Grisham reviews
Marlene and Uriah relive memories after they're broken up. MarlenexUriah, One Shot, Modern day AU.
Divergent Trilogy - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,002 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 6 - Published: 12/22/2013 - Uriah, Marlene - Complete
Spontaneous by Cheeky Slytherin Lass reviews
"Do you know how to live, Percy?":: In which Audrey pulls Percy out of his shell.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 768 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 5 - Published: 9/20/2013 - Percy W., Audrey W. - Complete
Masquerade by Invisible Wallflower reviews
Masquerades were mainly for couples. Willa didn't have a boyfriend to go as one. Yet, she still went, grasping onto the slight chance that something would happen for her that night. *Rated T for slight mentions of alcohol.
Kingdom Keepers - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,750 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 1 - Published: 9/8/2013 - Philby, Willa - Complete
freckles by Someone aka Me reviews
"you {love3 the way her skin is dotted with freckles / like a pattern of stars drawn on the backdrop of a sky that only you get to see the whole of" :: Freeverse. Rose/Scorpius, for Nay.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 471 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 1 - Published: 5/15/2013 - Scorpius M., Rose W. - Complete
Julia's Alphabet by HecateA reviews
Even Roman legacies have to learn their ABC's. Oneshot.
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 680 - Reviews: 43 - Favs: 66 - Follows: 12 - Published: 5/14/2013 - Julia - Complete
The Chocolate Charm by Wonderstruck Pen reviews
Septimus, Rose, and a Chocolate Charm
Septimus Heap - Rated: K - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 301 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 6 - Published: 4/30/2013 - Septimus H. - Complete
The Pizza Delivery by foolishmundanes reviews
Modern Day AU. In which, Tessa orders a pizza, and something accidentally slips from her mouth. "Well, I hope you're not expecting a discount on the pizza just because we confessed our undying love for each other." One-shot.
Infernal Devices, Cassandra Clare - Rated: K - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,738 - Reviews: 66 - Favs: 184 - Follows: 46 - Published: 4/29/2013 - Tessa G., Will H. - Complete
Fuchsia Lollipops by bye123456789 reviews
"The rack of lollipops is too full without Maysilee to pilfer from them, without Maysilee to suck one during breaks despite the rule that they weren't supposed to eat the shop's candy, a rule they had never followed." Centered around the other half of the Donner twins. Winner of Caesar Palace's April 2013 monthly oneshot contest.
Hunger Games - Rated: T - English - Angst/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,289 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 2 - Published: 4/8/2013 - Haymitch A., Mrs. U - Complete
Amendments by DarkPrincess128 reviews
"She made a decision right there, right then, at six years old. 'I will never, ever become like her.'" Cassiopeia Black had two great fears: to become like her namesake and to get her face burnt off the tapestry. - Won FIRST in the Unknown Characters Competition on HPFC! -
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Angst/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,858 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 3 - Published: 1/1/2013 - Cassiopeia B. - Complete
The Hunger Games Social Network by sloangrey reviews
What happens when you allow the tributes from the 74th Annual Hunger Games to start social networking? Well that's easy. All hell breaks loose. Crackfic. Flames will be used to make cupcakes, obviously.
Hunger Games - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 4 - Words: 8,033 - Reviews: 193 - Favs: 132 - Follows: 114 - Updated: 9/3/2012 - Published: 4/4/2012
Ships on a Ship by IamNyssaDaughterofHephaestus reviews
"So... Jasper or Jayna?" What the characters think of our favorite ships. Chapter 12: Authors Note PREVIOUSLY Headintheclouds818
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 12 - Words: 10,894 - Reviews: 356 - Favs: 87 - Follows: 106 - Updated: 8/28/2012 - Published: 7/2/2012 - Annabeth C., Hazel L.
A Story of Us by herworship429 reviews
He smiles quietly and wishes her luck, because even though she calls him a pompous git every time he sends her to detention, seven years ago, she was still the one who didn't laugh at him when he got lost on the way to the Great Hall.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,111 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/20/2012 - Percy W., Audrey W. - Complete
sing me to sleep by paper streets reviews
that's not the ending i remember. HaymitchMaysilee.
Hunger Games - Rated: T - English - Angst/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 493 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 2 - Published: 6/1/2012 - Haymitch A., Maysilee D. - Complete
My Girl by ATrueGryffindor reviews
"They killed my mother, younger brother, my girl." Haymitch forgot to mention she was dead days before he pulled the axe stunt. Maysilee/Haymitch
Hunger Games - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 499 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 3 - Published: 4/21/2012 - Maysilee D., Haymitch A. - Complete
Statistical Probability by Scandalacious Intentions reviews
"It has been said you will run into the love of your life five times before you actually meet them, learn their name and become a part of their life"
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,805 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 89 - Follows: 10 - Published: 9/21/2011 - Remus L., N. Tonks - Complete
Daringly Devising Divinationness by Tape Monkey reviews
The Marauders don't want to do their Divination homework. What happens when a certain Remus Lupin suggests they make it up? Chaos ensues, that's what! Oneshot. Genre is Western because I'm cool like that.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Western - Chapters: 1 - Words: 903 - Reviews: 54 - Favs: 99 - Follows: 14 - Published: 8/18/2011 - Marauders - Complete
The Cleaning Man by S t a r s in the Night S k y reviews
When Percy's upset, he cleans. Freeverse. Percy/Audrey.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 538 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 2 - Published: 7/26/2011 - Percy W., Audrey W. - Complete
firelight by chasingafterstarlight reviews
Lily Luna Potter always wants the unattainable, especially when it comes to boys. / Lily-centric, involves LilyTrashcan, freeverse.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 850 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 14 - Published: 7/2/2011 - Lily Luna P. - Complete
Nice Pajamas by Magic Mischief reviews
Willa's sick... and gets a surprise visitor. WILBY! cuz i couldnt help myself.
Kingdom Keepers - Rated: K - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 773 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 3 - Published: 3/14/2011 - Philby, Willa - Complete
Caving In by Froody reviews
When a passage caves in on Potter, Lily's the only one around to save him - and this Head Girl's in danger of caving in herself. L/J
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 2 - Words: 9,616 - Reviews: 65 - Favs: 320 - Follows: 46 - Updated: 2/24/2011 - Published: 2/12/2011 - Lily Evans P., James P. - Complete
run by all the lost souls reviews
Because ever since she looked up and locked eyes with him, her gray irises subdued and thoughtful, his heart's been stuck on reverse, and everything's just so easy in the past tense.
Hunger Games - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 713 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 1 - Published: 2/21/2011 - Haymitch A., Maysilee D. - Complete
Angels On the Moon by thecivilunrest reviews
Nothing good ever comes from a town girl loving a Seam boy. Haymitch/Maysilee Mr. Everdeen/Mrs. Everdeen Madge/Gale Three-shot.
Hunger Games - Rated: T - English - Romance/Tragedy - Chapters: 3 - Words: 16,038 - Reviews: 63 - Favs: 110 - Follows: 17 - Updated: 10/17/2010 - Published: 10/3/2010 - Haymitch A., Maysilee D. - Complete
Things I Will Not Do In Hunger Games by IceSnowAndGlamour reviews
Crackfic! One of those "Things I Must Not Do" fics. Katniss finds fanfiction, Peeta's baking takes a turn for the unlawful, Gale gets an interesting future, and Haymitch gets a love life...that is, if you break these rules.
Hunger Games - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 678 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 6 - Published: 9/8/2010 - Complete
Lethal by Persephone's flower reviews
Haymitch Abernathy has never been one to care. Never has, never been, never will be. So what does it take to make him see one case of exception, to truly open his eyes? Because caring is deadly. HaymitchxMaysilee drabble. REVISED.
Hunger Games - Rated: T - English - Romance/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 542 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/11/2010 - Haymitch A., Maysilee D. - Complete
before the fall by sunlightkisses reviews
Catching Fire spoilers. Haymitch's Hunger Games. HaymitchMaysilee. Angst. / Maysilee's eyes are blue and clear and pure and honest and so filled with things, filled until forever with things that Haymitch will never be.
Hunger Games - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,882 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 38 - Follows: 3 - Published: 6/7/2010 - Haymitch A., Maysilee D. - Complete
The Curtain Call by Amelia Bedelia reviews
James and Lily spend their summers together producing plays, though neither are happy about the presence of the other. With James, as the set designer, and Lily, as the actress, tensions run high.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 14 - Words: 103,145 - Reviews: 599 - Favs: 744 - Follows: 290 - Updated: 5/7/2010 - Published: 11/28/2006 - James P., Lily Evans P. - Complete
Red by Light Blue Walls reviews
Oliver discovers a red, lacy undergarment in his locker that he is quite certain is not his. The twins, on the other hand, think differently. One-shot. KBOW sort of
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 638 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 72 - Follows: 9 - Published: 4/2/2010 - Oliver W., Katie B. - Complete
Ad Initium by greenconverses reviews
Snapshots of a life as Annabeth Chase grows up in a world where Thalia never turns into a tree, Luke's destiny is something else entirely, and a certain son of Poseidon never makes it to Camp Half-Blood. Alternate universe.
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 9,204 - Reviews: 134 - Favs: 479 - Follows: 70 - Published: 2/14/2010 - Annabeth C., Thalia G. - Complete
See the Whole Board by Realmer06 reviews
It's no secret that Ron is a skilled chess player. But when his opponent is Hermione's father, who will emerge the victor?
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,045 - Reviews: 185 - Favs: 672 - Follows: 49 - Published: 2/9/2010 - Ron W., Hermione G. - Complete
Lilies That Fester by Realmer06 reviews
He makes no sense, and you hate it, but you can't hate him because every once in a while, this decent person shines through. And in a lot of ways, that just makes it all worse. A reflection of James Potter.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,100 - Reviews: 85 - Favs: 170 - Follows: 5 - Published: 5/21/2009 - Lily Evans P., James P. - Complete
Words of Wisdom by THECURSOR reviews
Draco Malfoy gives some advice to a Slytherin in love: Rose Weasley. Rose/Scorpius
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,534 - Reviews: 54 - Favs: 131 - Follows: 13 - Published: 2/5/2009 - Rose W., Scorpius M. - Complete
30 Things To Remember About My Parents by dogstar-ebony reviews
# "6 When Dad shouts, it’s basically white noise. He doesn’t say anything worthwhile. He just makes angry faces. Try not to laugh at any of them." Rose's reminders for dealing with her parents. Set post-epilogue.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Family/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,524 - Reviews: 74 - Favs: 218 - Follows: 17 - Published: 12/17/2008 - Rose W. - Complete
5 Things Blaise Zabini Hates about Ginny Weasley by MyPhoenixLament reviews
Blaise/Ginny. In which plans go awry, and Blaise and Ginny bond over the mutual repressing of abandonment issues.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,269 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 44 - Follows: 7 - Published: 8/6/2008 - Blaise Z., Ginny W. - Complete
Birds by Rayless Night reviews
He broke curses. He studied so that people couldn't be held captive under magical control of any type. Fleur Delacour's effect on him seemed almost like a personal offense.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,968 - Reviews: 66 - Favs: 331 - Follows: 52 - Published: 4/7/2008 - Bill W., Fleur D. - Complete
True Love Never Did by Realmer06 reviews
She kissed him, so by all rights, that should mean all the tension has been resolved. Unfortunately, when you're talking about Hermione Granger and Ron Weasley, things are never quite that simple.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,008 - Reviews: 236 - Favs: 578 - Follows: 49 - Published: 12/9/2007 - Ron W., Hermione G. - Complete
Coffee by metro.max reviews
The seventh year N.E.W.T. students brew up some Amortentia and whether it be Gobstones, sweaty Quidditch robes, or Mother's biscuits, everyone smells something interesting, including Oliver Wood. [oneshot]
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,887 - Reviews: 85 - Favs: 224 - Follows: 21 - Published: 9/23/2006 - Oliver W., Katie B. - Complete
Idiosyncrasies by metro.max reviews
Everyone has their own special quirks, their own idiosyncrasies. Katie Bell is a matchmaker. Oliver Wood is an observer. And Fred Weasley? Fred Weasley is an instigator.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 3,611 - Reviews: 80 - Favs: 97 - Follows: 16 - Updated: 8/14/2006 - Published: 8/12/2006 - Katie B., Oliver W. - Complete
The Perfect Girl by FizzingWhizbeez reviews
What should the perfect girl NOT do? Oliver is making a list, but someone else is checking it twice. Oneshot. KBOW
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 688 - Reviews: 61 - Favs: 79 - Follows: 9 - Published: 5/17/2006 - Katie B., Oliver W. - Complete
Weasleysitting by The Kitty-kitty reviews
Alistor Moody had twenty years experience of eing an Auror... but nothing NOTHING could prepare him for this fresh horror... babysitting seven Weasleys.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,060 - Reviews: 45 - Favs: 148 - Follows: 21 - Published: 7/15/2005 - Alastor M., Ron W.
The Way He Kisses Me by mosylu reviews
When Hermione spills a detail of her relationship with Ron, she completely flabbergasts the Gryffindor girlsuntil they see for themselves what she means. Got fluff?
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,104 - Reviews: 150 - Favs: 392 - Follows: 40 - Published: 6/7/2002 - Ron W., Hermione G. - Complete
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Of Coffee and Mid-Morning Regrets reviews
"You are a despicable human being," I moan. She shrugs. "I know." Christina and Will are having a baby and Tris and Tobias are the godparents. There's just one little problem- Tris hates him more than he likes that chocolate cake at the Dauntless Corner Store. /Modern AU, Fourtris
Divergent Trilogy - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 14,076 - Reviews: 108 - Favs: 52 - Follows: 109 - Updated: 4/28/2015 - Published: 11/11/2014 - [Four/Tobias, Tris/Beatrice P.] [Christina, Will]
holding hands while the world comes crashing down reviews
In a world of soulmates and rebellions, Beatrice Prior just wants to stay out of everyone's way. But when she discovers she has a soulmate, she's whisked away to the anti-soulmate radicals of Dauntless by a mysterious boy, and Tris has to decide where her loyalties lie. Can she make it out of the chaos alive? And what is it that makes her so special? /fourtris musicish soulmate au
Divergent Trilogy - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 5 - Words: 4,377 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 3/23/2015 - Published: 3/11/2015 - [Tris/Beatrice P., Four/Tobias] [Christina, Will]
the only light i ever saw reviews
there is more to him than alcohol and sorrow and cynicism, he wants to say, except there isn't, not since the games, when she died and his soul left with her; flying away like those goddamned pink birds. —haymitch-centric, haymitchmaysilee if you squint
Hunger Games - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 879 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 2 - Published: 12/27/2014 - Haymitch A., Maysilee D. - Complete
Cabin Fever reviews
"You did what with our last blanket?" In which the gang decide to carpool in an RV to Santa Monica, and all is going well- until it starts to unexpectedly snow, of course. With awful jokes, a diminishing candy supply, and a warning not to go outside until further notice (not even mentioning how cold it is), how will the kids handle being locked up? (Not well, for certain.) /AU
Divergent Trilogy - Rated: K - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,876 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 9 - Published: 11/30/2014 - [Four/Tobias, Tris/Beatrice P.] [Peter, Caleb P.] - Complete
and of course they were listening reviews
Harry goads Percy and the gang into revealing their crushes, but the girls have decided to stop by and eavesdrop...He should've known they were listening./Percy, the seven, and others at Hogwarts. Based off of a great fanart I saw!
Crossover - Harry Potter & Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 8,463 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 49 - Follows: 30 - Updated: 11/16/2014 - Published: 9/11/2014 - Complete
solos & duets reviews
Will is minding his own business when he hears piano notes coming from the music room and decides to check it out, finding a loudmouthed (and admittedly pretty) Candor, an important competition, and plenty of donuts more than he bargained for inside. (Will probably should think his decisions through more carefully). Modern AU, Will/Christina
Divergent Trilogy - Rated: K - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,473 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 1 - Published: 10/27/2014 - [Christina, Will] - Complete
Happy Endings reviews
"Molly didn't know what happened." In which Molly Weasley learns to let go of things she doesn't need, including an ex-boyfriend, a not-so-happy ending, and probably her dignity. Based off of the song The Story of Us by Taylor Swift.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,566 - Reviews: 1 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/21/2014 - Molly W. II - Complete
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