Hello everyone, just a short comedy story about everyone's favorite little grumpy Troll with a big problem. Give me reviews and tell me what you think, and give me ideas who should confront Karkat next. Also sorry for being so long, this little short story I'm hoping will make up for it!

EB: um… what?

CG: YOU HEAR ME SHIT LORD. JUST FUCKING SAY IT!

EB: uh…

EB: I don't think I want to.

CG: FUCKING PERFECT, GUESS HOW MUCH OF FUCKING HELP YOU WERE? ON A SCALE OF ONE TO TEN, YOU WENT SO FAR IN THE NEGATIVES THAT YOU PASSED MY FUCKING RESPECT FOR YOU JOHN.

EB: well, it's not like… I really know what you want me to do…

CG: I FUCKING TOLD YOU ALREADY YOU PUTRID MORON. LET'S JUST PLAY ANOTHER DUMB ASS GAME BESIDES THIS ONE. ITS WHERE I TELL YOU TO DO SOMETHING THAT'S NOT TOWARDS THIS GAME AND YOU DO IT, CAN YOU NOT WRAP YOU LITTLE HUMAN PISS POOR THINK PAN AROUND THAT?

EB: um…

EB: well….

EB: I guess that will be okay :B

EB: what should I do first?

CG: WOW YOU ACTUALLY AGREED?

CG: I MEAN OF COURSE YOU DID YOU DESPERATE MONKEY. NOW I NEED YOU TO UH….

CG: FIND A BUCKET AND HOLD IT ABOVE YOUR HEAD. THEN WALK SIDE TO SIDE SQUATING DOWN. WHILE FLIPPING ME OFF.

CG: THIS GAME IS CALLED UH…

CG: STUPID FUCKING MONKEY. HOLDING A BUCKET.

EB: um….

EB: where am I going to find a…

EB: wait

EB: isn't like… buckets a sex thing to your species?

CG: JOHN I CAN'T BELIEVE YOU CANT FUCKING DO THAT SIMPLE TASK, YOU ARE A WORTHLESS PILE OF VOMIT. NO YOU ARE A DOUCHE AND A PILE OF VOMIT. FUCK YOU AND FUCK YOUR BAD ATTITUDE FOR NOT WANTING TO PLAY MY AMAZING GAME. I'M GOING TO GO FIND SOMEONE WHO ACTUALLY ENJOYS FUN. YOU MISSED OUT PAL. FUCK YOU.

carcinoGeneticist [CG] ceased pestering ectoBiologist [EB]

Karkat sat back looking at his screen, the light reflecting on his red flushed cheeks. He breathed heavily before taking a dry gulp, unable to swallow any saliva but needed some way to calm himself. Soon he closed his eyes and fell forward. His head banged against his keyboard over and over. Once he was done he took a deep breath. Slowly he lifted up his head and looked at the screen.

"Fuck." Was all he could say before reaching over towards a small container containing a grey colored dust. He proceeded to throw the dust on his cheeks hiding his reddish blush that showed on his pale grey skin not wanting any of the other trolls to know of his predicament.

Finally he stood up and headed towards his portal, his steps felt heavy as well as his chest. He couldn't be held up in quarters forever he was the leader and he needed to lead dammit. Even if he was struggling to control his urges. Why, oh Jegus why did it have to be now? Karkat kept asking himself. "Fuck, why do I have to be in heat now?" He stepped in the portal, hoping the other Trolls wouldn't notice, however the question really isn't how will the others react… It's what will little horny Karkat do to the others?

Uh oh, looks like Karkat is walking into trouble? So who will be the first one horny Karkat will run into first? Will it be is Moirail Gamzee? Maybe Terezi... OR EQUIUS! Leave a comment and tell me what you think ;3