"Wallace, give us the baby."

"No. He's mine and I'm going to raise him in the wild like a proper Tarzan." Wally glared at his uncle, keeping the babe in his hands as far away as possible from the people that wanted to revert him to his old self.

Batman glared at the teen up in the rafters, wondering just how he had gotten agile and athletic enough to climb up. "Wally, give us Ollie."

"No! My Wally!" Ollie yelled down at the adults that had their arms open to catch him, wrapping his small arms tighter around his new friend.

After the whole 'Let's slap Superman' phase, Ollie had finally figured out that Wally was not, in fact, his Roy. And, after a few minutes of crying for his Woy, Ollie had accepted the fact that Wally was much funner and did not glare at him just for asking for a hug. So now they seemed to have a pretty close bond.

"By Hera, Wallace, was it not enough to kidnap us when we were children?" Wonder Woman asked, arms crossed and hip jutted to the side. "We all remember clearly what you tried to teach us."

Aquaman nodded beside her, trident in hand, "We do not blame you for this. We understand that you are a free spirit and you feel slightly impulsed to do rather dumb things, which is why we are not going to scold you for kidnapping us."

Now Guy appeared in front of Wally and Ollie, causing them both to squeak in shock and jump up in the rafters. "Now how about you give us Ollie back so he can be your fun uncle again?"

Wally hugged the boy tighter to his body and stuck his tongue out at his fellow ginger. "Baby Ollie is the only Ollie anyone could ever need! He's my child now!"

With this, Ollie took off his shoe and threw it at Guy, catching the Lantern off guard. The shoe hit its mark, which just happened to be the Lantern's forehead.

Guy was not pleased. Or amused.

"Wally, Ollie has a company to think about. He has a whole life apart from the League." Batman tried to reason, but Wally only shook his head.

"In the absence of Mr. Queen, his adopted son, Roy Harper, will be in charge of anything to do with Queen Consolidated. I know this because Ollie explained this to us a year or so ago." Wally answered with a smile, and Ollie began to giggle at all the big words the teen was using.

Batman resisted the urge to want to struggle past Ollie for explaining something so damning to Kid Menace. "Wally, he has a life of his own to live. Do you really want to face an angered Black Canary?"

Wally seemed to think on this for a second, then shrugged, "I never shipped those two together anyways." Then a lewd smile appeared on his face. "I know a few people that would be better for him..."

Robin spoke up now, "Wally, what's better: Having a baby to take care of or having a fun uncle that can take care of you?"

Now the red head sighed and stood up on the rafters, all the while holding on tightly to the boy in his hands. "That's the thing, Rob. The circle of life has proven that the ones that take care of us now will be the ones we have to take care of in a future." And now bounced Ollie up and down. "And what's so bad about taking on that responsibility now?"

Everyone in the cave told him, "You're sixteen." All in a flat and unamused voice.

Wally only waved them away. "I can take care of him. He's now my son, no matter what anyone tells me."

It seemed like the negotiations were going to continue from the look Aqualad gave his teammate, but an announcement from the Zeta Station made them all turn their heads.

"Supahman?" Ollie's eyes widened as he saw the Man of Steel step into the Mountain, and his pat mission suddenly came back to mind.

Wally chuckled in pure ecstasy as Guy suddenly appeared in front of Superman, delivering a heavy handed slap to his face with a construct.

The Team's and Batman's eyes were wide as they saw Superman fly from one side of the room to the other, but their shock didn't fade.

Why?

Well, Wonder Woman was soon enough picking up the hit man, only to deliver a punch to his chin that sent him flying up. Then Martian Manhunter materialized at the peak and sent him hurtling back towards the Earth. Superman had a moment to breath, but it wasn't long before Aquaman punted him with his trident, sending him flying towards Flash, who delivered a blow that sent him up to the rafters were Wally and Ollie were waiting for the Kryptonian.

"Be nice to Conner!" Ollie yelled as Wally set him down on the man's chest, only for his little hands of fury to begin slapping the man's face repeatedly.

As Wally giggled at the boy and Ollie busied himself with teaching Superman a lesson, the heroes that had hurt him began to realize what they had done.

"By the Gods!" Wonder Woman gasped, holding her head with her left hand as she stared at her right.

Aquaman scratched at his head, looking at the hand that held his trident. "What in Poseidon's name tricked us into doing such a horrible thing?"

Martian Manhunter, though, was as stoic as ever. "I believe Wally's conditioning proved to be successful."

Guy bared his teeth as he looked up to find Ollie slapping a dazed and confused Superman, "I cannot believe you allowed this to happen, Batman! We're a liability now when it comes to Superman!"

Suddenly the other four heroes that had been taught by Wally turned to him. Guy's eyes suddenly widened, and his right hand slapped his cheek.

"Do not utter that name!" The five yelled together, and Batman was starting to wonder just what kind of devilry Wally had used to make the Leaguers act in such a manner.

Guy slapped his hand over his mouth and Flash's eyes were so wide it was a wonder how they weren't hurting him yet.

"Wallace Rudolph West!" Flash yelled, turning to look up at the teen. "What have you done to us!?"

Wally only smiled broadly. "Here's Ollie. My mission's complete." He was in front of Batman now, handing the babe to him. "And now I'm off again!"

And then the red head was gone, leaving six very angry and confused Leaguers to stew in their anger, one very beaten up and dazed Superman, and a Team that wondered just how they had such a crazed friend.

You know, just a normal day for the Team.

So, what did you think? That was the last chapter. And I sincerely hope you enjoyed this ride!

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