CG (carcinoGeneticist) began trolling GA (grimAuxiliatrix) at 12:50pm

CG: I NEED A DATE TO THIS STUPID DANCE THING

GA: So? There Are Plenty Of Viable Candidate.

CG: I KNOW BUT WHO DO I ASK?

GA: Do To Your Knowledge Of Romantic Comedies You Should Know.

CG: WHAT DO I DOOO?

GA: Why Don't You Just Ask Sollux?

CG: OH...SOLLUX? NO...I JUST THINK OF HIM AS A FRIEND.

CG: PLUS HE PROBABLY HAS A DATE.

GA: Pardon My French But I Call Bull-Shit.

TA (twinArmageddons) has entered trolling.

TA: yeah kk ii call b2 al2o.

CG: GO AWAY CAPTOR, I NEED MOIRAIL ADVICE. AND NO OFFENCE BUT YO ARE A TERRIBLE MOIRAIL.

TA has exited trollian

CG: SHIT. SOLLUX I DIDN'T MEAN IT!

TA re-entered trollian

TA: 2oo kk you do care!

CG: OF COURSE JERK-FACE.

GA: Now Then Back To Buisness. Karkat Is There Something You Wish To Ask Sollux?

CG: NO...

GA: Okay, I Just Thought That You Two Could Go Together, Since Sollux Doesn't Have A Date.

TA: ii don't deny thii2.

CG: REALLY?

CG: IT'S JUST I THOUGHT YOU'D GO WITH FEFERI.

TA: nahh, fef ii2 cool but ii wa2 hopiing 2omeone el2e would a2k me.

CG: REALLY?

CG: WHO?

GA: I Would Hate To Resort To Nepeta's Role-play Antics But... *Kanaya Coughs Loudly And Rolls Eyes*

TA: heh, kk you're 2oo 2tupiid.

CG: IS IT... ERIDAN?

TA: HELL NO! kk ju2t no.

CG: ARADIA?

TA: kk... 2he'2 dead. ii kiilled her...

CG: OH YEAH, BUT DON'T FEEL BAD IT WAS VRISKA.

TA: ok, but kk?

CG: YES?

TA: iit wa2 you.

TG has ceased trolling CG at 2:00am

CG: WHAT DOES THAT MEAN? WHY DOES THAT LITTLE ASS HAVE TO BE SO CRYPTIC?

GA: Oh My Gog Karkat He Wanted You To Ask Him Stupid!

GA: I Do Not Like To Yell,

GA: But He Likes You Karkat And I Mean As A Matesprite.

CG: OH GOG.

CG: OH NO.

CG: KANAYA I NEED TO TALK TO SOLLUX CAN YOU LEAVE THE TROLLING SESSION

GA: Yes Karkat, But Do Not Hurt That Poor Boy He Has Been Wanting You For Forever.

GA has ceased pestering CG

TA has been invited to a private trollian session with CG

TA: ye2 kk what ii2 iit you want?

TA: ii have a 2tupiid 2ociial event to go to wiith no one.

CG: GOD I WANT TO HEAR YOUR LISP IN PERSON IT'S ADOREABLE

TA: ... iit ii2?

CG: YES STUPID, COME TO THE DANCE WITH ME

TA: ok kk.

CG: IT WAS'NT A QUESTION

TA: ok but kk?

CG: YES SOLLUX?

TA: iit'2 not adoreable iit'2 freakiin ferociiou2

CG: NOPE IT'S TOTALLY CUTE.

TA: no. but love you anyway2 kk.

CG: LOVE YOU TOO A22 HOLE.

TA: kk no...

CG: MY FIINGER 2LIPPED.

TA: no kk.

CG: LIKE I SAID ADOREABLE BUT I GOT TO GO PICK A VERY SPECIAL BOY UP.

TA: who?

TA: waiit...