So normally I am a Die Hard NALU fan, but when it came to this story LALU just seemed a perfect fit. M for some seriously detailed naughtiness. Seriously, I'm a total perv when it comes to word porn. So embaressing! But that's not gonna happen till at least chap 3 or 4.. maybe... I believe into leading up to it.

Chapter 1 – Chocolate Petals

Just a tiny little bite. That's all I wanted really. Wouldn't even be missed! Im pretty small doesn't take much to fill me up after all. Those were the thoughts circling through Lucy's head as she stood flattened against a dark wooded wall in the guild. Looking to her left and then quickly to her right, her hair flipping over her shoulder with the rapid movement, the corridor was deserted; she quickly jumped across the hall and through the door across from her in a blink of an eye. Closing the door slowly and quietly a small maybe even slightly evil grin graced her lips.

"Hehehe, Yes! I'm in! Here I com-Merlin's freaking beard! What the hell…"

Turning around and swearing quietly at the sight before her. Why couldn't anything in her life ever just come easy to her dammit! All she wanted was a few boxes, (what happened to just a bite Lucy?) of Slater's Delicious Chocolate Covered Rose Petals! The guild had been sold out for weeks! Luckily she had gotten a secret peek at Miras newest inventory list and saw they had just arrived in!

"You have got to be kidding me."

Lucy looked around in frustration, she had never been to the back storage area before, she figured it would just be a few crates and shelves, but NoooooooOOOOoooo, not her guild, god forbid anything be normal in this place. What she had in front of her looked more akin to one her father's old warehouses than a simple inventory room. Crates upon crates stacked from floor to ceiling, 2 stories high!

"Like hell I'm turning back now! Plue I know I can count on you!"

Key in hand in what seemed a flash, with a graceful swish of her arm the cute albeit wobbly canine minor stood in front of her. Bending down facing the shivering spirit Lucy smiled.

"Plue! Who's my favorite spirit!"

"Pluuuue!" The quivering dog looked up and smiled at his blond master

"Here's the plan! I'm gonna have you sniff out Mira's newest shipment of Chocolate Covered Petal's, ok? With you on my side I'm sure we will find them in no time!"

"Plue, plue….pluuuu?"

"What? Well… No, I mean Mira doesn't know we are back here. Not exactly." Lucy wiggled back and forth where she stood, her hands fidgeting and playing with the bottom of her shirt guiltily.

"PLUUUUE!" The white puppy fell over!

"Oh come on! Demon-Mira won't come out! Not for this! I promise if we get caught, and we won't, I will take full responsibility. Come ooooooon." Lucy brought her hands together pleading.

"Pluuuue, plue"

"Ill give you a box to take back to the spirit world with you…"

The white shivering puppy stood to attention, (still quaking) and saluted his golden haired master. Then head tilted back sniffing the air in this direction, then that direction. He started on his wobbly way, the celestial mage quick to follow with a delighted grin!

1 hour later….

A hot and slightly sweaty blond found her-self in the very back of the "Storage Room" Pftt… near a pair of loading bay doors.

"Storage room my butt…" Lucy grumbled.

Her white top now unbuttoned down to just below her breasts, her abundant cleavage bursting out. She waved a fan with a picture of Happy on it at her chest, trying to cool off. More like a freaking maze she thought to herself. Complete with dead ends, arches, and even freaking bridges made of crates! She looked at a few of the crates stacked up by her side as she walked by. Erza plushies, Elfman bobble heads, Arc of the Covenant? Lucy gave the tag on that crate a quick confused look before walking on.

"Plue!"

Lucy looked up hastily and there was Plue on top of a big wooden box near the end of a dead end hall made completely out of crates sloppily stacked.

"Eeeee!" The squeal burst from her lips and she skipped over to her adorable white spirit. She quickly worked open the huge lid and there to her delight neatly packed and stacked were the dark brown and baby blue boxes of Slaters Sweet Shoppe! Lucy grabbed two boxes and nuzzled them lovingly.

"Finally, finally, finallyyyyyy! All mine!"