Hey guys, this is my new fanfic which would apparently be easy to update, Cuz it is pretty random. One night in my dream Gon appeared before me and asked me to write a fanfic which would relate to make your fav character mad and annoyed, Cuz according to Gon...

Gon: the little conflicts in relationships make the bonds stronger... and give us and oppo... oppa... oppu... opo... chance to laugh!

Indrani: you need to work on that crappie English of yours...

Killua: as if you speak English like Sexpear...

Indrani: for goodness sake Killua... its Shakespeare... not Sexpear...and anyway... I don't own HXH... Togashi-sensei owns it...

Chapter 1: 30 ways to annoy Gon

Before you start annoying, you need to make sure, you are-

Away from Killua, Mitou-san and occasionally Leorio and have a whole stalk of versatile intelligence... Are you ready? Now we can start-

To annoy Gon, you'll need to do-

1. Ask him complicated maths question... The more complicated and boring... the better!

2. Ask him if he uses PVA gum in his hair

3. Ask him as politely as possible that if he has grown fungus in his hair

4. Tell him that Mitou-san doesn't love him anymore

5. And it's because he is not bright as other children

6. Shut him in a room while playing Italian and Russian Opera remix and lots of naked Hisoka photos inside the room.

7. Tell him that Enhancers are dumb, selfish and blockhead.

8. Suddenly stoop low in front of him and tell him that you can see his underwear from the gap of sleeves of his pants

9. Follow him into the bathroom and scare him from behind while he is peeing.

10. Tell him his eyes looks like dung-beetles

11. Play rock-paper scissors with him, WIN EVERY TIME!

12. And then comment that it was just a waste of time and you would have spent it scratching your back.

13. When he jumps from the tree tell him that he jumps like an up skirted ballerina...

14. Tell him that if he wears too much green then he may have a road accident someday.

15. If he asks how, then say 'isn't that obvious, you are carrying green signal everywhere'

16. Steal his clothes and replace it with Bisky's

17. call him 'unripe-fruit', 'apple-chan'.

18. When he is showering, click some photos and let him know you did it.

19. When he wants them back, threaten him that you have sold it to Hisoka

20. Steal his fishing rod

21. When he wants it back say that you have burnt it and flushed it down the toilet, which naturally isn't true.

22. Go to him with a panicky state and say that Killua has been abducted by Illumi.

23. When he finds out it's a false alarm give a goofy grin and say 'April Fool' no matter what month it is.

24. Pay Palm to cuddle him all the day and night

25. When he is sleeping, whisper 'Hiya~ Gon-chan' like Hisoka does.

26. Throw him a surprise birthday party and all cosplay like Hisoka.

27. sing 'Ooki na Ringo' instead of the Happy Birthday song while giving him a cake adorned with suits of cards and with icing word 'For the Green Fruit'

28. Grope him like Hisoka... and don't miss the vital parts...

29. pick up a green apple and lick it sensually while making weird noises and make sure he sees them.

30. paint his face like Hisoka while he is sleeping.

So should I continue this one, let me know...

I know, it was abyssmally stupid question !

I was actually pretty inspired by a Beyblade fic of that kind which was very funny to me... and if you wanna annoy your beloved/behated character then you can request me via your review and that way I would know whether I should continue or not...

Anyhow the song 'Ooki na Ringo' is featured in 'The Nightmare of Zaoldyeck' sung by the 1999 voice actor of Hisoka, Hiroki Takahashi.