there is no comparison of-

Strawberry and Champagne,

Little black dress and Audrey Hepburn

Red lips and Marilyn Monroe

and...

IndraniFOREVER- Heartbreaking and -Hit Anime

hobbies: watching anime, picking on my mom, writing random stuff, reading literature and fanfics at the late of the night.

favourite anime(s): well... let me see.

BEYBLADE V-FORCE

BEYBLADE G-REVOLUTION

DRAGON BALL Z

WINX CLUB

BUSOU RENKIN

KAICHOU WA MAID SAMA

DEATH NOTE

NURARIHYON NO MAGO

K

HUNTER X HUNTER

SKET DANCE

FAIRY TAIL

NODAME CANTABILE

KAMISAMA HAJIMASHITA

KIMI NI TODOKE

DETECTIVE CONAN

TONARI NO KAIBUTSU-KUN

GEKKAN-SHOUJO NOZAKI-KUN (well Nozaki is the biggest Troll alive... :D)

NARUTO (it's strange cuz I haven't seen the series yet, but know some main components)

OURAN HIGH SCHOOL HOST CLUB

K-ON

CHIHAYAFURU

HAYATE NO GOTOKU

BEELZEBUB

BAKUGAN BATTLE BRAWLERS

BROTHERS CONFLICT

But currently i am a devout fan of Hunter X Hunter... I just love them... and I truly worship Togashi-sensei... He is GOD!!!!!! *Divine Music Insert*

anime Songs that I love and recommend:

Kakkowarui I love you by French Kiss (SKET DANCE)

Hitori Samishiku by ShaNa (Fairy Tail)

Just Awake by Fear, and Loathing in Las Vegas (Hunter X Hunter)

Departure (Hunter X hunter)

Kyousou Requiem by Daisuke Namikawa (Hunter X Hunter)

Hajimari no Sora by plus (Fairy Tail)

Kimi ni Todoke Voiceover (Kimi Ni Todoke)

Kataomoi by Chara (Kimi ni Todoke)

My secret by Saaya Mizuna (Maid Sama)

Kimi Janankya Damemitai (Gekkan Shoujo Nozaki-Kun)

Q&A Recital by Haruka Tomatsu (My little monster)

White wishes by 9nine (MY little monster)

Threads-cruel spider by Rena Maeda (Hunter X hunter)

Monocrome by Haruka Tomatsu (Star Driver)

Tsumetai Heya Hitori by Mikako Komatsu (K)

Let Me Hear by Fear, and Loathing in Las Vegas (Parasite the Maxim)

I Beg Your Hate by Mamoru Miyano (K)

Wild Crow by Jun Fukuyama (K)

Angel by Angela (Coppelion)

Tokumade by Angela (Coppelion)

Tsuyogari by Shoko Nakagawa (Beelzebub)

DaDaDa by Group Tamashi (Beelzebub)

Nanairo Namida by Tomato n' Pine (Beelzebub)

Yokan by Heidi (Maid Sama)

LOOP by Heidi (Maid Sama)

Reason by Yuzu (Hunter x hunter)

Love Letter Kawari no uta o by Seira (Letter Bee)

Fiesta by Plus (Fairy Tail)

Hikari no Kiwoku by Amelo (Letter Bee)

Michi by the Sketchbook (SKET Dance)

Hero's Come Back by Nobody Knows (Naruto Shippuden)

Clover by the sketchbook (SKET Dance)

Closer by Inoue Joe (Naruto Shippuden)

Monochrome by Haruka Tomatsu (Star Driver)

Nando mo umarete wa kiete iku yuki by Mamoru Miyano (Chihayafuru)

Youthful by 99radioservice (Chihayafuru)

Chisana Mahou by Stereopony (Letter Bee)

Soshite Ima by Asami Seto (Chihayafuru)

Akane Sora by Asami Seto (Chihayafuru)

Kaze to Oka no Ballad by Real Paradies (Nodame Cantabile)

Manazashi Day Dream by Sakai Yuu (Nodame Cantabile)

Nando mo Umarete Wa Kiyete iku Yuki by Mamoru Miyano (Chihayafuru)

14 to 1 by Asahina Bros ft. JULI (Brothers' Conflict)

and i'll be adding more of it

my status is: I am in a major block, at loss, and depressed...

what i write about: well i write about what i feel. what i know and how i see it.

My strength: well, i am a pretty good at imagining crazy and weird things. helps a lot in my writing.

My weakness: i get writer's block every now and then T.T

my favourite anime characters: well that is easy.

Hisoka (HXH) I LOVE YOU!!!!!!

Suoh Mikoto (K) admit it... he's cool!!!!

Munakata Reishi (K) cuz I love guys with glasses... and when they are this tall... and so blue!!!!!

Yata Misaki (K) because, he and I are somewhat same... in tsundere-ness

Fushimi Saruhiko (K) (love the way he says mi-sa-ki,)

Kurapika (HXH) yeah... he is... calm, calculating and so devout

Ray Kon (Beyblade) is some aspect, he is like Kurapika- Calm, but angry... tends to hold wrath, and so about the raging controversy of whether they're female or male!!!!!! :p

Gon Freeccs (HXH) man he's such a cutie

Killua Zoldyck (HXH) love to cuddle with him

Shinichi Chiaki (Nodame Cantabile) I love his 'prince-charming' attitude

L Lawliet (Death Note) L BELONGS TO ME, AND WE ARE GETTING MARRIED NEXT YEAR IN A CHAPEL ;D

Sasuke Uchiha (obviously Naruto... if not, you are not an otaku) is there anyone who is not head-over-heels for that guy?????

Kakashi Hatake (Naruto) I demand more stories on him, and I have a thing for guys-in-mask

Jiraiya (Naruto) although he's a SUPER-PERVERT, but admit it!!! He is a good guy, and we have a thing common... writing!!!!!

Illumi Zoldyck (HXH) He is soooo threatening

Nozaki Umetarou (Gekkan Shoujo Nozaki Kun) Well, I kinda like oblivious type of guys... and he can draw!!! like a whole FREAKIN' SHOUJO MANGA!!!!!!

Gaara (Naruto) he's just misunderstood!!!! :C

Kazehaya Shouta (Kimi ni Todoke) seriously, guys like him should exist in real life

Kai Hiwatari (Beyblade) if you are familiar with him, then you'll know what I am talking about, and He is my role model too...

Brooklyn Masefield (Beyblade) this guy can be compared with 'Hisoka' and 'Fushimi Saruhiko' in some ways... especially their 'Psycho-high mode'

Kyoya Ootori (Ouran highschool Host club) another super cool, badass, Megane-character...

Sojiro Agata (SKET Dance) i love his ka ka ka!

Kazuyoshi Usui (SKET Dance) love his tech-talk

Gray Fullbuster (fairy tail) cuz he's got killer six-packs

Natsu Dragneel (fairy Tail) he is sooooooooo cute!!!!!

I love: being with my dear dear computer... my books, picking on my mom (I love her more than anything else... even more than my chocolates and tomato ketchup) and my deary friends.

I Hate: Uke Gays, feminine gays, stinky stuff, sappy love songs, and maths

Hey check this out

Bold the ones that fit YOU!

I'M SKINNY, so I MUST be anorexic.

I'm Chubby, so I must eat EVERYTHING in sight.

I'm a NEGRO so I MUST carry a gun.

I'm BLONDE, so I MUST be a ditz.

I'm BRUNETTE so I MUST be headstrong.

I'm JAMAICAN, so I MUST smoke weed.

I'm HAITIAN, so I MUST eat cat.

I'm ASIAN, so I MUST be sexy

I'm JEWISH, so I MUST be greedy.

I'm GAY, so I MUST have AIDS.

I'm a LESBIAN, so I must have a sex-tape.

I'm ARAB, so I MUST be a terriost.

I SPEAK MY MIND, so I MUST be a bitch.

I'm RELIGIOUS, so I MUST shove my beliefs down your throat

I'm ATHEIST so I MUST hate the world.

I don't have a RELIGION, so I MUST be evil and have no morals.

I'm REPUBLICAN, so I MUST not care about poor people

I'm DEMOCRAT, so I MUST not believe in being responsible.

I am LIBERAL, so I MUST be gay.

I'm SOUTHERN, so I MUST be white trash.

I TAKE (or used to take) Medications, so I MUST be a med head.

I TAKE (or used to take) ANTI-DEPRESSANTS, so I MUST be crazy.

I'm a GIRL, So I MUST be a stuck-up whore.

I'm a GUY, so I MUST only want to get into your pants.

I'm IRISH, so I MUST have a bad drinking problem.

I'm INDIAN, so I MUST own a convenience store.

I'm NATIVE AMERICAN, so I MUST dance around a fire screaming like a savage.

I'm a CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be a whore.

I'm a DANCER, so I MUST be stupid, stuck up, and a whore.

I'm a SINGER, so I MUST have a voice like Banshee

I wear SKIRTS, so I MUST be a slut.

I'm RICH, so I MUST be a conceited snob.

I WEAR BLACK, so I MUST be a goth or emo.

I'm a WHITE GIRL, so I MUST be a nagging, steal-your-money kind of girlfriend.

I'm a BROWN GIRL, so I MUST be afraid/shy of boys.

I'm CUBAN, so I MUST spend my spare time rolling cigars.

I'm NOT A VIRGIN, so I MUST be easy.

I FELL IN LOVE WITH A MARRIED MAN, so I MUST be a home-wrecking whore.

I'm a TEENAGE MOM, so I MUST be an irresponsible slut.

I'm POLISH, so I MUST wear my socks with my sandals.

I'm ITALIAN, so I must have a big DICK.

I'm EGYPTIAN, so I must be a TERRORIST!

I'm PRETTY, so I MUST not be a virgin.

I HAVE STRAIGHT A'S, so I MUST have no social life.

I DYE MY HAIR CRAZY COLORS, so I MUST be looking for attention.

I DRESS IN UNUSUAL WAYS, so I MUST be looking for attention.

I'm INTO THEATER AND ART, so I MUST be a homosexual.

I'm a VEGETARIAN, so I MUST be a crazy political activist.

I HAVE A BUNCH OF GUY FRIENDS, so I MUST be fucking them all.

I HAVE A BUNCH OF GIRLS WHO ARE FRIENDS, so I MUST be gay.

I have BOOBS, so I MUST be a hoe.

I'm COLOMBIAN, so I MUST be a drug dealer.

I WEAR WHAT I WANT, so I MUST be a poser.

I'm RUSSIAN, so I MUST be cool and that's how Russians roll.

I'm GERMAN, so I MUST be a Nazi.

I hang out with GAYS, so I must be GAY TOO.

I'm BRAZILIAN, so I MUST have a BIG BUTT.

I'm PUERTO RICAN, so I MUST look good and be conceited.

I'm SALVADORIAN, so I MUST be in MS 13.

I'm POLISH, so I MUST be greedy.

I'm BENGALI (or BONG) so I MUST be chasing my dad for property.

I'm HAWAIIAN so I MUST be lazy.

I'm a STONER so I MUST be going in the wrong direction.

I'm STRAIGHT EDGE so I must be violent.

I'm a FEMALE GAMER, so I must be ugly...or crazy.

I'm BLACK so I must love fried chicken and kool-aid.

I'm BI so I MUST think every girl I see is hot.

I'm a GIRL who actually EATS LUNCH, so I MUST be fat.

I'm SINGLE so I MUST be ugly.

I'm ASIAN, so I must be a NERD that does HOMEWORK 24/7.

I'm CHRISTIAN so I MUST hate homosexuals.

I'm HINDU so I MUST marry someone HINDU.

I'm MIXED so I must be fucked up. (White/Japanese)

I'm MUSLIM so I MUST be a terrorist.

I'm in a BAND, so I MUST be a dork.

I'm BLACK so I MUST believe JESUS WUZ A BROTHA.

I'm MORMON so I MUST be perfect.

I'm WHITE and have black friends so i MUST think I'm black.

I'm GOTH so I MUST worship the devil.

I love SHOPPING, so i MUST be rich

I'm an OG so I must be Mexican.

If you hate stereotypes and think people should just SHUT UP AND STOP, POST THIS!

AQUARIUS - The Slut

(1/20-2/18) Great talker. Attractive and passionate. Laid back. Knows how to Have fun. Is really good at almost anything. Great kisser. Unpredictable. Outgoing. Down to earth. Addictive. Attractive. Loud. Loves being in long relationships. Talkative. Not one to mess with. Rare to find. Good when found. 7 years of bad luck if you do not repost.

PISCES - The Addict

(2/19-3/20) EXTREMELY adorable. Intelligent. Loves to joke. Very Good sense of humor. Energetic. Predict future. GREAT kisser. Always get what they want. Attractive. Easy going. Loves being in long relationship. Talkative. Romantic. Caring. 4 years of bad luck if you do not repost.

LEO - The Cool One

(7/23-8/22) Nice to everyone they meet. Their love is one of a kind. Silly, fun and sweet. Have own unique appeal. Most caring person you'll ever meet! Very beautiful. Amazing; however, not the kind of person you wanna mess with... you might end up crying... 9 years of bad luck if you do not repost.

CANCER - The Smart One.

(6/22-7/22) Trustworthy. Attractive. Great kisser. One of a kind. the one worth to be with. Loves being In long-term relationships. warm chest. Extremely energetic. Reserved yet bubbly. good at kitchen, slow and sensual in bed. Unpredictable. Will exceed your expectations. Not a Fighter, But will Knock your lights out. 32 years of bad luck if you do not repost.

ARIES- The Irresistible One

(3/21-4/19) Nice Love is one of a kind. Great listeners Very Good in bed... Lover not a fighter, but will still knock you out. Trustworthy. Always happy. Loud. Talkative. Outgoing VERY FORGIVING. Loves to make out. Has a beautiful smile. Generous. Strong. THE MOST IRRESISTIBLE. 9 years of bad luck if you do not repost.

SAGITTARIUS-The One that Waits

(11/22-12/21) Dominant in relationships. Someone loves them right now. Always Wants the last word. Caring. Smart. Loud. Loyal. Beautiful. Goofy. Easy to talk to. Everything you ever wanted. Easy to please. The one and only. 7 Years of bad luck if you do not repost.

TAURUS- The Aggressive One

(4/20-5/20) MOST AMAZING KISSER. Very high appeal. Love is one of a kind. Very romantic. Most caring person you will ever meet! Entirely creative. Extremely random and proud of it. Freak. Spontaneous. Great at telling Stories. Not a Fighter, But will Knock your lights out if it comes down to it. Someone you should hold on to. 12 years of bad luck if you do not repost.

LIBRA - The Partner for Life

9/23-10/22) Caring and kind. Smart. Center of attention. High appeal. Has the last word. Good to find, hard to keep. Fun to be around. Extremely weird but in a good way. Good Sense of Humor!! Thoughtful. Always gets what he or she wants. Loves to joke. Very popular. Silly, fun and sweet. 5 years of bad luck if you do not repost.

CAPRICORN - The Cute One

(12/22-1/19) Love to bust. Nice. Sassy. Intelligent. EXTREMELY SEXY. Predict future. Irresistible. Loves being in long relationships. Has lots of friends. Great talker. Always gets what he or she wants. Also not a fighter, but if they have to, they will also knock the lights out of you if it comes down to it..Cool. Loves to own Geminis' in sports. Extremely fun. Loves to joke. Smart. 24 years of bad luck if you do not repost.

SCORPIO - The Gorgeous One

(10/23-11/21) Loves being in long relationships. Likes to give a good fight for what they want. Extremely outgoing. Loves to help people in times of need. Best kisser. Good personality. Stubborn. Amazing in bed. A caring person. One of a kind.Gorgeous Smile.Not one to mess with. Are the most attractive people on earth! 15 years of bad luck if you do not repost.

VIRGO- The Promiscuous One

(8/23-9/22) Spontaneous. High appeal. Rare to find. Great when found. Loves being in long relationships. So much love to give. Not one to mess with. Very pretty. Very romantic. Nice to everyone they meet. Their Love is one of a kind. Silly, fun and sweet. Have own unique appeal. Most caring person you will ever meet! Amazing in the you know where..!! Not the kind of person you wanna mess with- you might end up crying. 4 years of bad luck if you do not repost.

GEMINI - The Liar

(5/21-6/21) Outgoing. Lovable. Spontaneous. Not one to mess with. Funny. Excellent kisser EXTREMELY adorable. Loves relationships, Addictive. Loud. 16 years of bad luck if you do not repost.

YOU KNOW YOU'RE AN AUTHOR IF...

You talk to yourself a lot. (Alot meaning all the time...)

You talk to yourself about talking to yourself. (e.g. 'Why do I constantly ask my self random things?')

When you talk to yourself you often talk to yourself like you're talking to someone else. (e.g. 'Have you ever noticed that deliver could mean someone's liver?')

After uttering a profound piece of wisdom like that above, you stare at the cookie in your hand with awe and say, "Wow,this stuff is great for sugar highs...'

You live off of sugar and caffeine (the two greatest things ever discovered!)

You'll check your e-mail every day of the week and then disappear off the face of the earth.

You're e-mails tend to be pages long and incredibly random.

When replying to an e-mail, you'll never actually address the point of it.

You tend to collect Bic Sticks off the ground like picking pennies off the ground.

No matter where you are in a room you never have to get up to find a pen/pencil and paper.

The letters on your keyboard are wearing off.

Your friends and family think that you have carpal tunnel syndrome.

People think you have A.D.H.D.

You think it'd be cool to have A.D.H.D.

You constantly start talking in third person, present or past tense.

You start thinking about making lists like this and start giggling for no "apparent" reason

Your friends stopped looking at you funny when you laugh for no apparent reason a loooooong time ago.

And FINALLY, the one way to tell if you're a good writer: You failed English 101.

If you've been on the computer for hours on end, reading numerous fan fictions, copy this into your profile

If you've ever copied and pasted something onto your profile, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you are anti-social sometimes copy this into your profile.

If you want to learn Japanese, copy/paste this into your profile.

FRIENDS: Never ask for anything to eat or drink.
BEST FRIENDS: Helps themselves and are the reason why you have no food.

FRIENDS: Call your parents by Mr. and Mrs. and Grandpa, by Grandpa.
BEST FRIENDS: Call your parents DAD and MOM and Grandpa, GRAMPS!

FRIENDS: Would bail you out of jail.
BEST FRIENDS: Would be sitting next to you sayin' "DAMN! We fucked up!"

FRIENDS: Have never seen you cry.
BEST FRIENDS: Wont tell anyone else you cried...just laugh about it with you in private when your not down anymore.

FRIENDS: Asks you to write down your number.
BEST FRIENDS: Have kidnapped your phone just to get your number and add theirs to your speed dial

FRIENDS: Borrow your stuff for a few days
BEST FRIENDS: Keep your stuff so long they forget its not theirs

FRIENDS: Don't know much about you
BEST FRIENDS: Know enough to write an embarrassing biography about you and threaten to do so whenever they disagree with you

FRIENDS: Would knock on the door
BEST FRIENDS: Would walk right in screaming "Honey, I'm Home!"

FRIENDS: Will be there to take your drink away from you when they think you've had enough.
BEST FRIENDS: Will look at you stumbling all over the place and say "Bitch drink the rest of that! You know we don't waste!"

FRIENDS: Say they are too busy to listen to your problems, but when it comes to them they expect you to have all the time in the world.
BEST FRIENDS: Not only kick everything out of their schedule to listen to what's wrong, but help come up with vindictive plans to make you feel a whole lot better

IMPORTANT THINGS MY MOTHER TAUGHT ME!

1. My mother taught me TO APPRECIATE A JOB WELL DONE.
"If you're going to kill each other, do it outside. I just finished cleaning."

2. My mother taught me RELIGION.
"You better pray that will come out of the carpet."

3. My mother taught me about TIME TRAVEL.
"If you don't straighten up, I'm going to knock you into the middle of
next week!"

4. My mother taught me LOGIC.
"Because I said so, that's why."

5. My mother taught me MORE LOGIC.
"If you fall out of that swing and break your neck, you're not going to the
store with me."

6. My mother taught me FORESIGHT.
"Make sure you wear clean underwear, in case you're in an accident."

7. My mother taught me IRONY.
"Keep crying and I'll give you something to cry about."

8. My mother taught me about the science of OSMOSIS.
"Shut your mouth and eat your supper."

9. My mother taught me about CONTORTIONISM.
"Will you look at that dirt on the back of your neck?"

10. My mother taught me about STAMINA.
"You'll sit there until all that spinach is gone."

11. My mother taught me about WEATHER.
"This room of yours looks as if a tornado went through it."

12. My mother taught me about HYPOCRISY.
"If I told you once, I've told you a million times. Don't exaggerate!"

13. My mother taught me the CIRCLE OF LIFE.
"I brought you into this world, and I can take you out."

14. My mother taught me about BEHAVIOR MODIFICATION.
"Stop acting like your father!"

15. My mother taught me about ENVY.
"There are millions of less fortunate children in this world who don't
have wonderful parents like you do."

16. My mother taught me about ANTICIPATION.
"Just wait until we get home."

17. My mother taught me about RECEIVING.
"You are going to get it when we get home!"

18. My mother taught me MEDICAL SCIENCE.
"If you don't stop crossing your eyes, they are going to freeze that
way."

19. My mother taught me ESP.
"Put your sweater on; don't you think I know when you are cold?"

20. My mother taught me HUMOR.
"When that lawn mower cuts off your toes, don't come running to me."

21. My mother taught me HOW TO BECOME AN ADULT.
"If you don't eat your vegetables, you'll never grow up."

22. My mother taught me GENETICS.
"You're just like your father."

23. My mother taught me about my ROOTS.
"Shut that door behind you. Do you think you were born in a barn?"

24. My mother taught me WISDOM.
"When you get to be my age, you'll understand."

25. And my favorite: My mother taught me about JUSTICE.
"One day you'll have kids, and I hope they turn out just like you!"

Pick about twelve names before reading this.

1. Gon
2. Illumi
3. Killua
4. Chrollo
5. Kurapika
6. Hisoka
7. Leorio
8. Machi
9. Phinks
10. Neferpitou
11. Milluki
12. Nobunaga

Have you read about 6/11 fic? Hisoka and Milluki?

No sir, i haven’t. If i 'ad then it should be like this...

Hisoka: *bouncing on Milluki’s belly* Oh you so turn me on... my unripe fruit, but I can’t restrain myself cuz you already look ripe *grows a sausage*

Milluki: MAMA... THIS MADMAN IS EVEN CRAZIER THAN ILLU-NI...

The end...

Do you think 4 is hot? How hot?

Chrollo?! Are you blind or what!!!! He is definately hot... have you seen while his hair down... he looks so hot in the suit.. he looks so hot when he talks, he’s so so so so hot... he is the epitome of HOTNESS... *gets hit by jealous Machi* Machi: SHUT UP!!!

What would happen if 12 got 8 pregnant?

Machi gets pregnant by Nobunaga?

Oh! So that’s why she looked so serious after she came wandering off with Nobunaga... Must tell Hisoka that...

Nobunaga and Machi: NOOOOOOOO...

Then my life started in a weird running, dodging that samurai’s katana and the lethal threads of round-bellied Machi... and in the background they replay “we’re cruel spider”

Hisoka: *achhoo* oya I think somebody is thinking of me *pscychotic smile*

Have you read fic about 9?

Phinks... I think i did... a fic where we wakes up beside Chrollo... with his clothes on... and he’s dissapointed for nothing happened between them... talk about the crap...

Would 2 and 6 make a good couple?

Illumi and Hisoka... OF COURSE THEY WOULD... THEY SHOULD GET MARRIED...

And therefore Indrani-chan went distributing the wedding cards of Hisoka X Illumi marriage, dodging cheeky fat little yellow pins being hurled at her... *dies of pins*

Moral of the story: never underestimate the powers of nen-using gays...

5/9 or 5/10 why?

Kurapika X Phinks or Kurapika X Neferpitou?

I choose the former. Because everytime Phinks will crack a joke on the phone... Kurapika will hang up... then he will sing “Hung up on you”. Talk about old married couple...

What would happen if 7 walked in on 2 and 12 having sex?

Leorio walks on Illumi and Nobunaga having sex?

Leorio: Ahahaha!!!! I need to pee, or my bladder will burst.

Leorio grabbed the nearby door-knob and the door creaked open.

Leorio: Ahhhhh!!!!! Hey you assassin... why are you naked and WHY THE HELL YOU ARE PINCHING THAT GUY’S GROIN WITH PINS... *looks at Illumi’s scary-creepy-annoyed-empty eyes*... i”m sorry... please carry on...

insert Rihanna’s song*

s... s... s... and m... m. M...

Make up a summary for a 3/10 fic.

Killua and Neferpitou?

Once upon an time there was a assassin brat who went wandering off the forest, there he found Neko-humanoid and went off guard at its fearful aura... what happened then? Did they fell in love or anything worse happened????

Warning: Blood, gore and lot of NEKO-NESS... you can bet on that...

Is there any such thing as 1/8 fluff?

Gon and Machi? If you see from a very covert angle then it cvan be a brotherly-sisterly kind-of-fluff... imagine Gon making Machi Pinkie swear that they would surrender to their behated “Kusari Yarou”... that would be EPIC...

Suggest a title for a 7/12 hurt-comfort fic.

Leorio X Nobunaga?... condolences on status of singleness... no offense screwheads...

What kind of plot device would you use if you wanted 4 to deflower 1?

Chrollo deflowering Gon?... maybe spider in green-cave...

Does anyone on your friends list read 7 slash?

No they are not interested in scrawny old gits... no offense

Leorio: None taken old mum...

Does anyone on your friends list read 3 het?

Maybe does... cuz he’s Killua... my friends would like anything where Killua is included.

Does anyone on your friends list write or draw 11?

Why? Are you suggesting that my friend are into fat guys???? No sir! They do not write or draw footballs...

Milluki: Hey!

Would anyone on your friends list write 2/4/5?

Illumi X Kurapika X Chrollo???? No, but maybe... that would actually be a good idea. Hmmm, a love between enemies and suddenly comes world’s greatest creep... oooh... things will get even better... bwahaha.

What might 10 scream out at a moment of great passion?

Neferpitou... perhaps.

KITOU... YOU ARE MINE... I WILL PLAY WITH YOU UNTIL YOU DIE...

If you write a song fic about 8, what song would you choose?

A songfic of Machi? The best damn thing by Avril Lavigne...

I’m the best damn think that your eyes have ever seen...

If you wrote a 1/6/12 fic, what would the warnings be?

Gon X Hisoka X Nobunaga?

Warning: Threesome and Extreme PEDOPHILIA...

What would be a good pick-up line for 2 to use on 10?

Illumi on Neferpitou?

“I don't need twitter, I'm already following you.”

When was the last time you read a fic about 5?

Once upon a time, indrniFOREVER read a fanfic named “Love Me or Hate Me” by Beautiful Blossom, that was about Kurapika... But during the scanty update, she is irked... *sarcastic expression* happy!?

What is 6’s super-secret kink?

Hisoka’s super secret kink????? Mmmmm... maybe he jerks off with Gon’s picture!!!!!

Hisoka: ah Gon... Gon... Ngggg... gah... ohhhh!!!!!

Would 11 shag 9? Drunk or sober?

Milluki shagging Phinks...

My head spins... i... am ... dizzy... *faints*

If 3 and 7 get together who tops?

Killua: me... go with that ossan... are you fucking kidding me...

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA... IN YOUR DREAMS... BAKA... *KILLUA STYLE*

But if... if... let hope against hope... if... they did... then Leorio tops of course, cuz he’s older... really older... and lot perverted than Killua-

Leorio: hey, don’t you insult me, old mum...

Indrani: shut it-... Now, more perverted than Killua and a seme of course... but that’s not gonna happen... Leorio is straight... he is into boobs...

Leorio: *awkwardly* that felt actually good... thanks...

1 and 9 are in a happy relationship until 9 runs off with 4. 1, broken-hearted, has a hot one-night stand with 11 and a brief, unhappy affair with 12, then follows the wise advice of 5 and finds true love with 3. What title would you give this fic? Name three people on your friends list who would read it. Name one person who should write it.

GON and PHINKS are in a happy relationship until PHINKS runs off with CHROLLO. GON broken hearted had a hot one-night stand with MILLUKI and a brief unhappy affair with NOBUNAGA, then follows the wise advice of KURAPIKA and finds true love with KILLUA...

You know, that makes a complete sense, it could actually be written...

I’ll name it, Freeces’ Journey (anagram of: Freak’s Journey)

How would you feel if 7/8 was canon?

If Leorio and Machi were a canon... then Hisoka will come after Leorio, leaving Gon somewhere else... that... would be horrible...

Who would make a better college professor: 6 or 11?

Hisoka or Milluki...

Hisoka... probably not... he can go to a higher class, but I wouldn’t trust him if he was teaching me in an under-12 class...

Milluki... no way, I wouldn’t spend my language classes hearing lectures from his figurines... I am a girl man... I like hot boys...

So if Hisoka is teaching a class in a over 12 class (P.S. Anatomy class)... I will attend that even the world is at the verge of the end... HE IS SO HOT... you can bake cookies on the man...

Do you think 2 is hot? How hot?

Illumi... HELL YEAH HE IS HOT... BUT HE NEVER STRIPS OFF LIKE HISOKA DOES... YOU WOULD BE BLIND NIT TO SEE IT... HE IS H-O-T TO THE GAZILLION TIMES...

12 sends 8 on a mission. What is it, and how does it succeed?

Nobunaga sends Machi on a mission...

Nobunaga: Hey Konuichi... get me some sake...

Machi gets irked and binds him with her threads...

Machi: you do it, you old Samurai...

Nobunaga splits in the pressure of her lethal threads and Machi walks off

Mission failed

What would 5 most likely be arrested for?

Kurapika... I know... for gender confusion...

Eyes are burning scarlet towards me...

If you had to walk home through a bad neighborhood at night, would you feel safer in the company of 7 or 8?

Leorio or Machi?

Of course it would be Machi... she is a girl, not perverted and strong... unlike some.

Before you attempt to start, prepare yourself...

i. Turn tour music player

ii. Set that in shuffle.

iii. Press forward for every question

1. How are you feeling?

Not enough!!! (Makes me sound like I am into dope!!! :/)

2. Will you get far in life?

Goodbye (yes... every time I meet a new person I say that...)

3. How do your friends see you?

Hot!!!! (Yeah... in temper!!!! I tend to explode.)

4. Will you get married?

Sweeter than Fiction (ah yes... LIKE FUCKING TWILIGHT!!!!)

5. What’s the story of your life?

Just can get enough!!! (Seriously I am not on dope!!!)

6. What’s your best friend’s theme song?

Little things (nasty little tweaks!!!!!)

7. What’s your high school life would be like?

You and I (yeah, me and my rival... who always beat me in Economics)

8. How will you get ahead in life?

What goes around comes around (is that a no then?!!!!)

9. What’s the best thing about your friends?

You’ll always find a way back home (yeah... and they never leave me alone!!!!! they are like those lost cockroaches, who always keep coming back)

10. To describe your grandparents?

Hero (they are... my Gramps was shot by Mafia, and he was a proud police officer.)

11. How is your life going?

Superbass (OH YEAH... it sounds so cool!!!)

12. What song will be played in your funeral?

Hurricane (now I am super depressed)

13. How does the world see you?

I got Nerve (I do... and you’ll get a knuckle if your piss me off)

14. Will you have a happy life?

When you’re gone. (No... no... please don’t leave me alone!!!!!! :C)

15. Do people secretly lust over you?

Maneater (what am I...a HOE?????)

16. How can I make myself happy?

You belong with me (yes you do...)

17. What should you do with your life?

Talk that talk (sorry, but I am not into those stuff... how many times I have to tell you!!!!)

18. Will you have children? (Owo)

Ready or not (What am I huh!!!! Stupid *-freak!!!!)

19. What is your deep dark secret? (STALKER MUCH?! OWO)

Enjoy the ride (What’s with it!!!!)

20. What is your mortal enemy's theme song? (o.o)

If you could see me now (Yeah... I will definitely... with a bucket of fresh toilet water)

21. What is your personality like?

E.T. (and look... I don’t even disagree!!!! YAY!!!! I am going to shave my head next)

22. What will be played at your wedding? (owo)

I see the light (yeah... of the doomsday!!!! when I have to answer to a MAN!!!!!... don't worry I am straight!!!!)

23. Will you be rich?

Run this town (and that is the thing I dream of every single day...)

24. Are you a good chef?

Fabulous (and this is the opposite, unfortunately!!!)

25. What will you grow up to be?

Womanizer (WHAT... BUT I AM A STRAIGHT GIRL!!!!! :CCCCCCCC)

26. What are your parents like?

Haunted (Just like they are now!!!! Really haunted... like Friday the 13th)

27. What is your weakness? (STALKER. OWO)

Hot and Cold (Really really true!!!!!)

28. Will you ever take over the world?

Hard! (So hard, that you’ll break it!!!!! HHAHAHAAHAH!!!!)

29. Are you scary? (QWQ)

Double Trouble (Do I now look like one of the Weird Sisters from Macbeth?)

30. Are you a friendly person?

I might even be a rock star. (No I am not... CUZ I SCREAM LIKE A BANSHEE!!!!)

31. Are you mentally insane?

Can’t be tamed (QWQ)

32. What message are you going to get from a fortune cookie next time you get one?

Glamorous (YEAH!!!!! OH YEAH!!!!)

33. If you were reincarnated as an animal, what animal would you be?

The best damn thing!!! (AND THAT WOULD BE A LION... WOHHHOOOOO!!!!)

34. What is your most favourite thing to do?

Holiday. (Mostly like everyone!!!)

35. Did you like this thingy?

Make it shine. (I like it shiny!!!!!)

Pick the month you were born on...

1(Jan) - I shot
2 (Feb) -I ran shirtless with
3 (Mar) - I stabbed
4 (Apr) - I killed
5 (May) - I slapped
6 (June)-I robbed
7 (July) -I kissed
8 (Aug) -I smoked with
9 (Sept) - I needed
10 (Oct) - i hugged
11 (Nov) - I ran naked with
12 (Dec) - I banged

Pick the day (number) you were born on...

01 - a rock star
02 - my boyfriend
03 -a hobo
04 - a homeless guy
05 - the one that i love
06 -the trojan man
07 - the cookie monster
08 - a sexy girl
09 - a bowl of cereal
10 - a mop
11 - a tooth brush
12 - a hobo
13 -a dog
14 - a drunk
15 - a crack head
16 - a cat
17 - a bag of weed
18 - the kool-aid man
19 - an Easter egg
20 - tori the snowman
21 - a hottie
22 - my crush
23 -yo momma
24 - a Mexican
25 - a teletubby
26 - a condom
27 - a gangsta
28 - Paris Hilton
29 - Barney the Dinosaur
30 - my ex boyfriend
31 -my lover

Pick the color of shirt you are wearing...

White - because i'm sexy like that
Black - because I love weed
Pink - because I smoke crack
Turquoise- because i'm good in bed
brown- because i like to snort cocaine
Polka Dots - because I hate my life
Purple - because i'm gay
Grey - because i have AMAZING boobs
Other - because i'm retarded
Green -because that bum stole my taco
Orange - because i still love him
RED- because the gummy bears made me
blue - because i like shoelaces
Tye dye- because I'm a fucking scuba diver
graphic- because I am crazy like that
none- because i have a killer six pack!!

Mine is: I robbed a Mexican because I have AMAZING boobs!... Well It's controversial...

Hey i would put some of hxh guys' too-

Gon says: i slapped the one i love because that bum stole my taco... why would you do that with 'the one you love'?...

Killua says: i kissed the cookie monster because i am gay... well it all makes sense now, and it just fits! :D

Leorio says: I stabbed a hobo because I am retarded... it was entirely Togashi-sensei's fault to clad him with a knife... no offence though...

Kurapika says: I killed a homeless guy because I love shoelace... if the homeless guy was a spider, then i have nothing to say!

Hisoka says:I robbed the Trojan man because i am sexy like that... talking about his messed up brain friends...

with some others...

Naruto says: I hugged a mop, because I still love him... of all the hot things in the world... A MOP???? -_-'

Sasuke Says: I kissed yo momma, because I love shoelaces... o_O... who could have thought!!!!!

L Says: I hugged my lover, because I am sexy like that... well, that is the only sane statement in this segment, coming from a total insa... Different person (I refrain from badmouthing my fiancee)

Jiraiya says: I ran naked with a toothbrush, because that bum stole my taco... well... I expected more climatic...

Fushimi says: I ran naked with a cookie monster, because I like shoelace... with a sword... :P

Mikoto says: I smoked with a dog, because I am sexy like that... smoking, all right!!!! but with a dog???? seriously????

Reisi says: I hugged a rockstar because I like shoelace... well, what's the point of hugging him anyways???

Yata says: I robbed my crush, because I am sexy like that... does that mean he either robbed Mikoto or Fushimi??? dunno!!!!

Last But Not The Least: I want the world to be better place. why you ask?... it's a secret...