Scout:

According to Mercenary mythology, Scout's tale began in the great city of Boston where, jealous of his swift-footedness, his seven brothers drove him out, exiling him from his homeland and condemning him to a life of wandering. Constantly in motion, he fulfilled his role as herald and messenger for the gods perfectly.

Speed and agility incarnate, Scout was also the youngest of the Teufort deities, a boy god who did nothing to hide his enthusiasm for the ladies and whose frequent pranks were a source of endless annoyance to the other gods. His antics were of a purely playful nature however, as opposed to Spy, the god of deceit, and his malevolence. Though his cocksure personality and overconfidence in his abilities often got him into trouble, tales about his exploits reveal a god who was willing to risk great peril in order to assist his comrades.

Scout is portrayed as an energetic youth bearing an aluminium baseball bat which he carries in his right hand and employs at his pleasure. He ran as though he was flying, fleet as thought, and his emblem, winged footwear, was symbolic of his speed. In times of war he consumed a magical elixir whose mystical properties granted him additional agility, a practice his followers emulated by way of consuming Bonk! Atomic Punch.
The nature of Scout's origins meant that mercenaries associated him with physical transit, voyage, and the traveller, over whose wellbeing he exercised great power. Trade routes and quiet country roads alike throughout the realm of Teufort were dotted with his shrines and statues, that they might comfort the weary traveller and assure him of his Scout's guardianship; those anticipating a journey would have done well to make an offering to him. His comparative age meant he was also patron deity of youths on the metaphorical journey from boy to man.

Though not the strongest of the gods, he was undeniably popular, idolized by his followers and faithfully called upon for fleet feet. His animal was the swift and agile hare, and baseball tournaments were held in his honor.