HOLY SH*T I'VE BEEN GONE FOR A WHILE
I'M SO SORRY
LET'S JUST SAY
I GOT INTO A JAPANESE SERIES CALLED
"Kagerou Project"
and mother of all that is holy, it's f**king awesome.
wait, why am i swearing so much?
oh well.
SO, NEW CHAPTER
FINALLY
;U;
Orochi: guess what guys!
Everyone: what?
Orochi: I brought some friends!
*brings in all 9 main characters from Kagerou Project plus Kuroha, Azami, Hiyori, as well as their parents and family and stuff,*
Ninetails: dangit, did you get obsessed with another series?
Orochi: YEP!
Ninetails: oh dear...
Orochi: oh, note for you guys. please torture Kano Shuuya as much as you can. he's our creator michelle's favorite Kagerou project other then hibiya.
Michelle: WHAT?! ;_;
Shuuya: wait, what?
(Yes, Shuuya is seriously his 1st name)
Michelle: well, can you guys at least send pairing dares including someone else from the Kagerou Project cast?
Shuuya: ;_;
(for those who know the Series, good for you, for those who don't, just look up the Kagerou Project Wiki to learn more or whatever.)(i get obsessed with Japanese stuff easily.)
Orochi: well, then. let's start daring.
TheShinyEevee chapter 33 . Aug 9
So... I dare Ash to sing Let It Go from Frozen, and Misty to strip naked, Slowly, As she eats 10 live slugs.
Orochi and Shuuya: *DIES LAUGHING*
Ash: *sings*
Tsubomi: MY EARS
Misty: WHAT?!
(WITH THE ADDITION OF KAGEROU PROJECT, A NEW OPTIONAL TORTURE IS KUROHA!)
Orochi: do it, or else you get Kuroha.
Misty: I'D RATHER TAKE KUROHA!
Kuroha: ArE YoU SurE AboUT thAt?
Misty: YES
Kuroha: lEt'S HOpe yOU DoN'T DiE...
*MANY MINUTES LATER*
Misty: *whimpers*
Kuroha: tHaT wAS fUn!
Orochi: yeah... sure...
Ninetails: next... dare...
GMW chapter 33 . Aug 9
(Yo. I'm back from the dead world of "No Internet For A While". I've got more for Zero, but got some for Snivy- Ash's snivy. Here they are.)
*Zero- It's been a while since I've got truths and dares for you. So, do you have a love interest for Newton Graceland? I know it's yaoi, but heh. Who's your favorite creepypasta?
*Snivy- You rock girlfriend! You're one of my favorite pokemon! (Hands you treats).
Zero: UUUUUUUUHHHHHHHHHHH and as for the last one, I'm not sure.
Snivy: YAY!
Fan chapter 33 . Aug 9
MORE DARES!
MangaCast, GameCast, Gay, Izangi, Izami, and villainous team LEADERS (Giovanni, Archie, Maxie, etc.): *points to fan pits* I'm evil aren't I?
Ash and his Pokemon: Here is why Charizard is the most loyal: Think about your adventures. Who saved your life? Charizard. Now, very interesting fact, in every betrayal fic. I have ever read, Charizard never betrayed you, Ash. In fact, in one fic. Charizard and Pikachu were the only Pokemon that stood by you. In another, Pikachu betrayed you and went to Max, but who stood by you, Charizard. In fact, there are plenty of fics. where Pikachu betrays you.
Now, if I made my own betrayal fic. I would have Charizard, Pignite, Infernape, Quilava, Toarkoal, and Bayleeef stick by you. The plot would be, that you got betrayed, and due to the type of Pokemon that stood by you, gave up on POKEMON master, and decided to become FIRE master. Now, the reason I had BayLeef on there is because you need at least 1 or 2 Pokemon who aren't fire types for cases like Team Rocket, also, BayLeef is one of your Pokemon that loves you so that would put some comedic impact in there. The only non- Fire types that I would let you have are Magneium (BayLeef evolved) and a Riolu (who then evolves into Lucario.) And as in all of those types of fics. Tourdement, traitors, beat them, beat Elite Four and Champion, including Flint, etc. What do you think? Would that be a good fic.?
Ash and Arceus: Read an Arumshipping fic.
Ash and Barry: Sing "I'm in a hurry (and don't know why.) by Florida Georgia Line
Ash, Gary, Professor Oak: Sing 'Small Town Throwdown by Brantley Gilbert, Justin Moore, and Thomas Rhett. Each person is assigned a singer and sings their assigned lyrics.
Ash: Which region is your favorite so far?
Ash: Watch all the 'Pokemon Side Stories'.
Brock and Cilan: Watch the Pokemon side story that has you 2 in it.
Regional professors: Did you know all of your last names are different types of trees?
Palkia, Dialga, and Giratina: Do you 3 fight a lot?
Dialga and Palkia: How many times has Giratina tried to kill you.
Lui: Here, have an Oran Berry.
Ivy: Using my reviewer powers, I exempt you from all dares for the next 3 chapters. Abracadabra! Also, here, have an Oran Berry.
Cotton and Puff: You guys haven't been mentioned in a while? I know a good dare! Have a bouncing contest, whoever bounces the highest wins.
Orochi: mention Cotten and Puff at least once for 5 chapters. And when you don't you'll receive an aura sphere to the chest courtesy of Lui.
the usual: I HATE YOU SO MUCH
Ash: wow... also, that would be a good fic...
Ash and Arceus: ... o_O
Ash and Barry: *sings terrbily*
Tsubomi: WOULD YOU SHUT UP?!
Ash, Oak, and Garry the Gay: *sings bad*
Momo: my... ears...
Ash: all of them!
Orochi: *facepalms*
Ash: HOLY MOTHER OF ARCEUS, wait, Arceus, do you have a mom?
Arceus: UMMM
Brock And Cilan: REALLY?! WE'RE THAT DUMB?!
Regional Professors: holy mother, you're right.
Arceus: let me answer this. if i had a star for everytime they fought, I would have enough stars to crowd the entire universe.
Dialga and Palkia: more then you think.
Orochi: i can't believe it took me this long to figure out, but Dialga, Palkia, and Giratina are like Zeus, Poseidon and Hades.
Arceus: then what does that make me?
Orochi: that jerk Ouranos the Sky. *snort*
Lui: yay!
Ivy: I LOVE YOU!
Cotton and Puff: *do said contest*
Orochi: i swear, they'll bounce to Jupiter if they continue this. and don't worry, I'll "DEFINITELY" mention them... hehhehehe...
Mewleaf chapter 33 . Aug 10
*Hugs Ninetails*
Winx says sorry for trying to kill you Ninny!
Orochi: Derp
Moon: Hey
Icy: kiss Moon
Ninetails: awww... it's ok! i forgive Winx!
Orochi: um, derp?
Moon: hi
Icy: PFFFFTTT
Moon: WHAT THE EFFING
Hibiya: EWW Animal Love!
Doortodarkness12 chapter 33 . Aug 12
ok skip the intro first of anime mange game casts(plural?)you know the routine when I'm here pikachu what would be your line of defense if boundary learned attract orochi have a Manado attempt(?) to show Izanagi what you can do with it if you don't want to then share the same fate and steven and jump into the pits of fiery death that is fan pit izanagi show what you have learned of firearms on a certain 8 headed dragon(?) and gay have a chainsaw…in the face Sun can you help rebuild colony 6? also everyone read Land of the Eeveelutions by Spixprime and if it did happen how would sun and moon react to this? is it acceptable for you? (also i want to leave as many reviews as i can to help revive this T/D series/story back as well i really missed it)
Pikachu: i would be do this. HIDE IN A HOLE UNTIL IT'S OVER.
Izanagi: I'd rather die. and I'd be pleased to.
Orochi: *gulp*
Gary the Gay: what
Sun: sure
Sun and Moon: oh dear...
Moon: I'm gonna be honest. i have mixed feelings about that fic. i mean, it's nicely written, it's just that... these Espeons and Umbreons have no freedom. that i hate.
Sun: to be honest, to say that Umbreon and a Espeon can't be together is racist. it's like this.
Moon: the Umbreons are black people in America, and the Espeons are the White People in America.
Sun: so, all in all, we both have mixed feelings about it.
Winxclubfan1 chapter 33 . Aug 10
Orochi (Can I call you that?) And Ninetails 7 minutes in heaven
Icy: Use Icy wind on everyone
Everyone: Watch Britain's got Talent
Pikachu: Hi
Orochi: hell no. *knocks out Ninetails*
Icy: OK
*USES ICY WIND*
Orochi: dan...git...
Ninetails: *wakes up and unfreezes everyone* BAD ICY! FOR THAT, YOU GET KUROHA!
Kuroha: yaY!
Icy: NOOOOOO
Everyone: what the heck
Pikachu: hello
Phantom chapter 33 . Aug 15
I have a new tort... I mean dare for Team Chicken!
Team Chicken: I want you to eat 5 kg of custard each within 1 hour!
However there is a small note for you after the goods have been delivered: "Sorry for the typo! I meant mustard, not custard!"
Team Chicken: OK! *Sees note* OH, NOOOOOO
Phantom chapter 33 . Aug 15
More dares!
Orochi: Cook a meal for Izanagi and Izanami!
Ninetails: Sabotage Orochi's cooking attempts and/or put laxatives in the food!
If Miko is considered "weak" in Touhou - can you introduce a "strong" character from this series and let this being attack some unfortunate *cough* Gay, Ninetails, Steven and Misty *cough* bystanders?
Orochi: yay! *cooks bad*
Ninetails: *sabotage*
Izanami and Izanagi: mm... this is good!
Ninetails: WHAT?!
Orochi: sure! everyone, meet Yuuka Kazami!
Yuuka: hello!
Misty, Steven, Gary the Gay, and Ninetails: OH SHI-
Guest chapter 33 . Aug 24
I want Ash to bait Gary onto a catapult and afterwards launch Gary into a brick wall (or any other thing if it's hard enough)
I want Misty to wear a cosy mantle, some t-shirts and some jeans all at once in a sauna at its maximum heat!
I want Icy to join Misty in the sauna!
I want Pikachu to run in a marathon (and here is Jessie, James and Meowth - aka Team Chicken - as motivation!)
Ash: cool!
Gary the Gay: AHHHHHH
Misty: *dead*
Icy: *dies*
Team Chicken: GO PIKACHU
Pikachu: screw this I'm using quick attack to cheat.
Guest chapter 33 . Sep 2
HI.
Time to bully wallace some more XP (I'm magicthegathering)
1. Orichi: Either a) shove Winona and Wallace into a closet OR b) force Winona to kill Wallace
2. Ninetales: I like you, have a cookie
3. Ash: Go without food for the next chapter.
4. Legendaries: HAVE A DANCE CONTEST (Izanami and Izanagi judge, everyone except for #1 has to do whatever punishment that Orichi chooses)
5. Moon YOU EPIC :D have some cheesecake
6. Hmm...who to torture next...Paul: Here's a knife - kill your worst enemy
7. LANCE: You are cool - Here's a brownie
8. Cynthia: Torture ANYONE
9. Sabrina: Do anything Morty says...
Wallace: gosh dangit...
Orochi: A. *SHOVES EM IN*
Winona: SCREW. YOU.
Ninetails: yay!
Ash: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOO *DIES*
Izanami: and the winner is... DARKRAI!
All legends except Darkrai: MOTHER OF
Orochi: KUROHA FOR YOU!
Kuroha: ^^
Legends: NOOOOOOOOOO
Moon: yay!
Paul: *kills infernape*
Orochi: KUROHA!
Paul: NOOOOOO
Seto: geez, Orochi likes Kuroha.
Konoha: ...
Ene: i know!
Lance: yay!
Cynthia: *turns to Wallace*
Wallace: WHAT DID I DO!?
Sabrina: MOTHER FREAKING
Morty: DO MY DISHES
Sabrina: GOD DAMNIT
Shiny Mew chapter 33 . Sep 10
Dares:
Ash: Sing What Does The Fox Say.
Dawn: Go find mew.
Misty: Turn into a Vaporeon.
Ninetails: Go eat a chair.
Everyone: Read Kit's Sapphire Nuzlocke then try and defeat Ashes from that story while she's level 100 with auto kill moves and wearing a full suit of diamond armour.
Mewtwo: Use Aura Sphere on Lucario from the pokemon movie.
This is going to be fun.
Ash: WHAT DOES THE-
*all eeveelutions, and vulpixs, and ninetails, kill ash*
*and fennekins*
Ninetails: BAD ASH! BAD!
Dawn: MEWWWWW
Misty: this is fun i guess
Aqua: hi! wanna go to a bar?!
Misty: oh dear...
Ninetails: *eats* tastes good
Everyone: o_O NOPENOPENOPE
Mewtwo: OK
Lucario: OWWW
OP Skitty chapter 33 . Sep 11
Hi!
So this is my first time daring all of you guys, so I'm trying to do some amusing dares.
There are truths too, but you don't have to answer the truths
Dares:
NineTales: Eat as many inedible objects as possible.
Ash: Lick your butt in front of Arceus.
Arceus: Watch Ash lick his butt.
Misty: Get turned into a Vaporeon then use Hydro Pump on ash.
Pikachu: Evolve yourself into a Raichu and then jump in the fangirl pit.
Articuno: Freeze the author.
Mew: Jump into the fangirl pit.
Mewtwo: Save Mew.
Brock: Get turned into a Magikarp for as long as the author sees fit.
Dawn: Sing Angel With A Shotgun or fangirl pit.
Moltres: Jump into a tub of acid.
Zapdos: Save Moltres.
Everyone: You can have a Metagross and a rocket launcher with unlimited ammo each then go beat each other up.
Steven: I love you have 10 tons of ice cream.
Wallace: Love you too have 10 tons of Oreos.
N: Have a gun. Your dare is to shoot a target and see how well you do. Also the target is shaped like a Zorua.
Ash: Jump into a pit full of spikes
Everyone except Ash: Watch Ash jump into the pit.
Truths:
All shipped characters: Is the shipping you are in accurate
These are my Dares and my Truth, hope to see them answered!
Ninetails: *eats* owww
Ash: *LICKS*
Arceus: UUUUUUHHHHHHHH
Shuuya: *dying of laughter*
Misty: *uses Hydro Pump*
Pikachu: but
Orochi: I'll turn you back.
Pikachu: b-but
Orochi: KUROH-
Pikachu: *evolves and jumps in*
Articuno: K!
Michelle: *frozen*
Mew: *jumps*
Mewtwo: AHHHHHHH
Brock: dang...
Dawn: fine. *sings*
Moltres: YAY
Zapdos: MOLTRES NOOOOOOO
Everyone: yay!
Steven and Wallace: FINALLY
N: NOOOOOOO
Ash: OOWWW
Everyone: o_O
All characters: NO SURE DON'T KNOW DON'T WANNA KNOW
Breeder Marina chapter 33 . Sep 12
Hello!
DARES:
Ash: Cut out 1000 pages of pokemon pictures. No food until you finish.
Misty: Jump into a giant pit of BUG POKEMON!
Brock: Have a Fire Type pokemon. Go defeat your team with it. Also the arena is a bunch of fluffy Cottnee. And the audience is thousands of pretty girls. And no flirting until the end of the match.
Everyone: Have some eggs. Hatch them, then have a all out battle royale. (All of them have Magikarp with no egg moves in them but don't tell them that)
All Legendaries: You are now all Metapod until the end of the chapter.
Everyone except NineTales and Orochi: Have a ton of your favourite food! (It's poisoned but don't tell them that)
Mew: Jump into the Fangirl Pit with no powers.
Mewtwo: No powers. Rescue Mew from the Fangirl Pit.
Done! Hope you enjoy them!
Ash: T-T *Does as told*
Misty: NOO
Brock: NOOOOOOOOOOOOO
Everyone: O...K...
AFTER THEY HATCH
Everyone: REALLY?!
Legends: DANGIT
Everyone but Ninetails and Orochi and Kagerou Characters: BLLLLLLLLEHHHHHH
(Kagerou franchise get a break for this chapter.)
Mew: NOOOOOOOOOOOOO
Mewtwo: *dies*
grouzilla chapter 33 . Oct 16
sup. wat time is it?
STEVEN'S REVENGE TIME!
Steven: *is now Arceus Choke Orochi to death, slaughter Ninetails, have a cookie, and have my gift to you: you can choose dares for Orochi to do and you are immune to the fan pit! also Orochi can't take that from you.
Dawn: Will you marry me?
Latios: Have Max ride you.
Everyone: read a fic called "Sugar and Steel Don't Mix" by Mistress Zelda
BrendanMay: Actually put 13 pixie sticks into Steven's cofee.
Also, N, Wes, and Rui are joining. Tks!
Steven: YES
Orochi: DAMNIT
Shuuya: *can't stop laughing*
Dawn: NO
Latios: T-T
Steven: O_O
Cynthia: *takes note* *never give him sugar*
Brendan and May: LOLOLOL
Steven: *HYPER*
Wallace: DAMNIT
N, Wes, and Rui: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
Orochi: FINALLY DONE
Steven: so uhh
Wallace: are you gonna introduce these guys, *points to Kagerou days characters* to us or what?
Orochi: read the Wiki.
Wallace: but-
Orochi: read it damnit!
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