Ever wonder how your favourite basketball heads would handle fatherhood? Especially the dreaded, 'Prom night?'

Well here goes...

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Kuroko Tetsuya:

He stood in front of his daughter's prom date; the teen didn't seem to notice him at all. "Excuse me," He said.

The boy jumped, screaming as he staggered back. "Sh*t!" He exclaimed. Kuroko frowned at the boy's language.

"Alright, then, I'm ready to go now." Kuroko Kana descended to the doorway where her date sat on the ground, frozen by her father's glare. "Oh god," She mumbled before helping her date up. "Dad, can you at least wear that bell mom and I got you?" She asked him sweetly.

Her father's blank stare didn't waver. "Never," He replied bluntly, Nigou by his feet growling at the boy.

Midorima Shintarou:

"What is your rank in your school results?"

"Ninth, sir."

"What do your parents work as?"

"My father's a manager and my mother's a teacher, sir."

"Do you play any sports?"

"Soccer, sir."

"Do you smoke?"

"No, sir."

"Are you on drugs?"

"No, sir…"

"Are you a virgin?"

"…"

Midorima Honaka stared at her father with disbelief. "Dad!" She exclaimed, grabbing her date by his arm. "That's totally inappropriate!" She protested.

"It was a valid question, dear," Her father pushed up his glasses before glaring down at the young man before him. He could already see him sweating bullets. "Now my final question," He looked at the boy seriously once more. "What is your horoscope?"

"Leo, sir."

Midorima's glasses glinted. "You're both not compatible, get out." He told the boy sternly.

"Oh my god, dad!"

Murasakibara Atsushi:

The purple giant towered over the poor boy. "You're so tiny…" He told him. "I just want to crush you…" His daughter's date passed out.

"Hey dad, is my…" Murasakibara looked up at his daughter, Kyoko. Walking towards her father, she glanced down at the passed out boy. "Did you crush him?"

"No."

"Can you buy me ice cream then?" Kyoko asked softly.

"Alright, let's go now while your mother's not looking." With that, they snuck away to the convience store. Kyoko's date completely forgotten. There is a saying in the Muraskibara family, when there's ice cream, forget prom.

Kise Ryouta:

Tears streamed down the model's eyes as he clung onto his eldest son's arm, sobbing heavily as he pointed at his daughter's date. "He's not good looking enough," He wailed. "How will he ever match up to my darling daughter?" He whimpered.

His son said nothing but simply glared at his sister's date. "You do something to her, and I'll kill you." The blonde boy threatened, his eyes sending shudders down the other teen's spine.

"Alright, I'm ready for my close up." At the sight of his eldest daughter, Kise broke out into harder tears. "Aw dad, it's alright," She told him. "It's not like you're marrying me off." She joked.

Kise shook his head before jabbing a finger at the boy. "He's not good enough for you, just look at his face." Kise Sakura's jaw dropped at her father's blunt words.

"How shallow can you get dad!?"

"I'm being honest, dear."

Aomine Daiki:

Aomine Takuma looked at the door as he noted his sister's date had arrived. "Dad, Sora's date is here," He called into the house.

"Alright, let him in." Takuma obliged as the poor teen walked into the Aomine household. "So," The teen dropped the corsage in his hand as he stared fearfully at his date's father. Aomine Daiki smirked, a dark aura blooming around him as he casually wiped the barrel of his shotgun in his hand. "You're Sora's date, huh?"

"Ye-yes s-sir…" The teen managed to splutter as he eyed the humongous black dog beside the man's chair. Its sharp teeth chewing on a toy as its eyes froze him in place.

"Speak up, boy," Aomine told him sharply.

"Yes sir!" The boy squeaked.

Aomine smirked. "Now let's go over the ground rules of what's going to happen tonight," Takuma could only watch his father scare the poor boy, in a way, he pitied his sister's date. After all, his father had gone and bought a hunting gun all for him.

Akashi Seijuro:

*snap*snap

The boy passed out to the ground.

"Pathetic," He murmured before making his way to his daughter's room, placing his lucky scissors back in his yukata's pocket. "Hime-chan," He said, knocking softly on the door as a petite girl opened it. "I'm sorry but your date told me that he didn't want to go with you anymore." He lied through his teeth.

Tears formed in his daughter's eyes as Akashi moved to give her a nice warm hug. "Daddy…" She whispered softly as her purple eyes stared up at him.

"Yes Hime-chan?" He mused.

"Destroy him." She said coldly, her face darkening as Akashi smiled.

"Of course Hime-chan, anything for you," He snapped his fingers as a butler appeared. "Prepare the archery board, I would like to practice my aim tonight." He told him. "Oh, and please make sure that our little unwanted guest is present."

Seirin

Kagami Taiga:

He glared as he unleashed his animal instincts. The boy before him fainted from fear. At that moment, Kagami snapped out of the zone. "Hey dude, are you okay?" He asked. Looking around, he began sweating. "Oh crap," He swore as he shook the teen hard. "Wake up, dude!" He yelled.

"Oh dad…" Kagami sweat dropped as he looked at his daughter. "What did you do to him?" A dark aura resembling a lion formed behind his daughter as she approached her father.

'Sh*t!' Kagami mentally screamed.

Hyuuga Junpei:

The man was in clutch mode, there was no denying it.

"If you bring her back late, I'll kill you. If you touch her, I'll kill you. If you even dare kiss her, I'll kill you. And if you break her heart, ever… I'll kill you than bring you back so that I can kill over, and over again." The flaming background behind the bespectacled man was very hard to miss.

Kiyoshi Teppei:

"Over here," The man smiled, snapping another photo of the two. "Alright one more..."

"Dad…" His daughter complained. "Please, can we just go?" She asked him.

Kiyoshi covered his eyes as he silently sulked in a corner. "My daughter doesn't love me anymore."

"Alright, one more photo then." She told him.

At that, a flowery background formed from behind the man as he grinned happily.

Kaijo

Kasamatsu Yukio:

"I expect you to bring her home on time," His arms crossed as he glared at the teen. "Remember eleven pm is her limit." He said as the teen nodded.

Kasamatsu turned as a small smile formed on his lips as his daughter walked down the steps before embracing her date. At that, the man flinched before jumping to the air and kicking his daughter's date through pure instinct. "What did I say about hugging her, don't make me kick you boy!"

"Dad! You already kicked him."

Shutoku

Takao Kazunari:

"So how's life?"

"It's good."

"Hey do like basketball?"

"No…"

"…"

"…"

"Get out of my house."

Touou

Imayoshi Shouichi:

The man smiled at his daughter's date. "I don't like you face very much, in fact, it makes me disappointed to look at it." His smile never once flattered. "I really don't like you at all and if I had a chance, I would throw you out but that would be rude. Not to mention that my dear daughter would never forgive me for doing that."

The teen across him stared wide mouthed in disbelief.

"Now, now, don't catch flies, especially if you plan on kissing my dear Kasumi-chan."

Sakurai Ryou:

"I'm sorry,"

"…"

"I'm so sorry!"

"…"

"Please forgive me!"

'What the f*ck is wrong with him?'

So, any other situation suggestions I should try? Please tell me if you have an idea!