"I'm TH'OOO /BORED/!" Sollux whined.
"Th'o am IIII!" Karkat groaned, imitating Sollux's lisp as a joke.
Sollux immediately stiffened and looked up at Karkat, who was lying on his bed while Sollux was on the floor.
"Can you not? Plea'th'e?" He asked quietly.
"Why TH'OULD I?" Karkat snickered and rolled over so he was on his stomach.
"Ju'th't th'top!" Sollux demanded.
"There'th no rea'th'on why I th'ould th'top. No rea'th'on, no th'topping."
Sollux groaned and squirmed on the ground a bit.
"Kk, th'eriou'th'ly. Th'top!"
"Th'ollu'k'th, th'eriou'th'ly. No!"
Sollux moaned and rolled under a blanket.
"Why won't you th'top, you cruel, cruel ba'th'tard?"
"Becau'th'e it'th fun to bug you. You know, you never really realiz'th'e how many eth or eth-like th'ound'th there i'th in the world untill you talk in a li'th'p. Th'uper, th'pe'th'ial, th'a'th'a'fra'th'k, mi'th'i'th'ippi, and th'o many more!"
Sollux tried to keep his breathing even, to no avail. It came out in short, ragged breaths, as he squirmed around on the ground.
"Kk, plea'the.. th'top..."
"Give me a valid rea'th'on!"
"It bug'th me! Li'th'p'th th'ound th'tupid on you. Everybody hate'th a li'th'p imitator."
"Not valid, th'ollu'k'th."
Sollux bit his lip hard. He squirmed around, and tried remaining silent.
"Fuck.."
"Th'oooluuu'k'th~ I'm waaaii~tiii~ng! Hurry up, th'lowpoke!"
"Ughn! F-fine. ju'th't give me a minute."
"Why th'ould I th'top?"
Silence, in which Sollux took a deep breath.
"Becau'th'e when people I like- a'th in that I'm flu'th'ed for- imitate my li'th'p, I.. I get fucking turned on!"
Silence rang. A silence so deafening. An awkward silence. So awkward.
"Are you serious?"
Sollux whimpered, but nodded.
Silence, once again.
"...Intere'th'ting. You have th'ome fucked up feti'th'e'th, th'ollu'k'th."
Having relaxed, Sollux quickly stiffened again and whimpered.
"I can't control it! And why are you th'till imitating my li'th'p?! Didn't I JU'TH'T tell you that-"
"Ye'th you did. You love me, th'o thi'th turn'th you on."
Sollux groaned; for multiple reasons. "Th'o WHY are you th'till doing it?!"
"Actually, I don't even know anymore. I mean, I SHOULD be doing this."
Karkat dragged himself off the bed, and over to Sollux.
"What-" Before Solux could say anything else, Karkat was on top of him, and kissing him.
Sollux stiffened at first, but he melted into the kiss, and began kissing back soon after.
Soon, though, they had to pull apart for breath.
Both of their faces where flushed, and they stared at each other.
"Flushed for you too, th'ollux."
Sollux gave a small smile.
Before anything else could be said, Sollux had his arms around Karkat's neck, and was kissing him.
It took Karkat a moment to register what had happened, but when he did, he was quick to wrap his arms around Sollux's waist and kiss back.
Next thing you know both of them are shirtless and Karkat's trying not to fall over as he attempts to get the both of them onto his bed, Sollux's legs wrapped around Karkat's waist, and the two of them still making out.
Karkat managed to sit on the edge of the bed, and roll so that the two weren't so close to the edge.
Sollux was on top now, and he was quick to try and remove his pants.
Karkat stopped him though.
"Sollux, are you sure you want to do this?" He asked, furrowing his brow.
Sollux had lost his glasses in the process of loosing his shirt, but had he still had them he would have taken them off.
Instead, a few small sparks came from his eyes.