A/N: This is a sneak peek, of Super Weird: Part One - Red Hood.

Enjoy...


I was in the training room, sitting in the corner on a plush mat. Bruce was out, either at work or at work, I didn't know where Jason was, and Alfred was busy preparing dinner. I had snatched a laptop from the computer room. Who knew Bruce would leave such easy passwords like: incorrect? I smiled as I clicked on the internet icon. Luckily I had grabbed a set of headphones before I left, so I could be quiet. I slid the headphones on and clicked around the internet.

"Britney Spears?" I mumbled. I pressed the play button, and flinched when the sound exploded from the speakers. I turned the volume down. Instantly after that, the beat made me smile and I started to snap, and when she stared singing I felt a shiver go down my spin. "Oh~ I like this... Do I like this? This is...her voice is...beautiful." I let out a moan and slid my eyes closed. "Oh, I like it. Her voice! Beautiful...I want more." When the song ended, I clicked the reply button. I smiled as I listened again, and sang along. "My loneliness is killin me. I must confess I still believe. Still believe! When I'm not with you I lose my mind, give me a signnn! Hit me baby one more time!" I nodded my head to the rest of the song, and hummed along with it. When it was done, I was on the hunt for more Britney. "She has such a beautiful voice." I scrolled the page until I saw a song that looked interesting. "Til the World Ends?" I clicked it, and flinched at the sound. Luckily, she started singing quickly. I fell in love instantly after that. It was a new sound, but it was Britney, and her voice made the song that much better. I let the song continue to the next one and smiled. I did a little happy dance as I listened, my pointer finger up and my shoulders moving backward and forward. It was lame, but satisfactory and not slutty. I smiled as the next song began to play. Her songs were weird, and revolved around sexual encounters. No relationship, just sex, yet I loved it. I couldn't explain why, though.

I didn't know how long I listened to Britney Spears, but after listening to a few more songs I began to sing along again, and I took off the headphones to hear how I sounded. I cringed and shut my mouth. Humming was the better option.

"You seem to be enjoying yourself."

I jumped at the sudden voice in my ear that wasn't Britney, and looked to see Jason. He was looking at the screen of the laptop in my lap. I blushed and closed the laptop lid. "What do you want?" I asked.

"I want my laptop," he said.

I opened my mouth to protest, but then thought against it and said, "This is yours?"

He nodded. "Yep."

I snickered. "Your password was so simple."

"Well, Bruce said it was wise to have one. And that one is easy to remember."

"I would think you of all people would have a harder password," I commented.

Jason laughed. "It's pretty hard for some people to figure out. They over think it."

I laughed too. "So why do you have your own laptop?"

"I wanted one so I didn't have to use the dinosaurs Bruce has in the computer room."

I have him a dull look. "Those aren't dinosaurs, they're not even old." I shook my head. "You're just a spoiled rich kid." I smirked at him when his eyes narrowed.

"They're old when they can't support certain software I need," he said. "What where you even doing on it, anyway?" He took the laptop from me, and I gasped, and took it back.

"Nothing!" I inwardly cringed at how guilty I seemed. Why was I even getting worked up over it? It was just music. Then I remember why. I was listening to (Drop Dead) Beautiful. Just the thought of the song made me nervous.

"Wow." Jason laughed. "Nothing sure seems like a lot of something." Before I could stop him he had the laptop in his lap, and open.

I let out a scream. "Jason! No! Nooo!" I groaned, and hit my forehead on this shoulder. A defeated sigh passed through my lips when he unlocked the screen. The music instantly started playing, and then I remembered I was wearing headphones. I grinned, and then to my horror, he unplugged the headphones. I felt my mouth drop open as Britney's voice exploded into the room.

"-because you got me hypnotized. Who ever said that beauty on the inside is a lie. Cuz what I'm looking at right now would make a big girl cry. So fasten up your seat belts it's gonna be a bumpy ride. Look at chu! Look at chu! Be my sweetie, be my honey tonight. Look at chu! Look at chu! Be my sweetie, be my honey tonight. Cuz you're beautiful. Drop dead! Beautiful. Drop dead!-"

I snatched the laptop from Jason, and shut her up. "You're an ass," I grumbled as he broke out laughing.

"That's what you didn't want me to see?" he gave me an amused look. "What? Embarassed that you like Britney Spears?"

I shot him a glare. "Shut up."

"Gosh." He paused, leaning his head against the wall. "I thought by the way you were fussing I was going to find porn, or something like that. But this?" He let out another laugh.

"Ew! Why the hell would I look up porn?" I asked, scooting away from him.

"I don't know." He waved his hand dismissively. "Got those early teenage hormones. And you were so desperate not to let me see my own laptop."

"You're a pervert," I said, nudging him with my elbow. "And an asshole."

He smiled at that. "Well, who knows? You probably were fantasizing about Britney, though, weren't you?" He shot me a devious look.

I gagged and elbowed him in the arm. "Dude, I'm straight."

Jason rose an eyebrow. "Straight like a rainbow?"

I glared at him. "No, straight like a line."

"Not all lines are straight."

I narrowed my eyes more and growled, "Jason I will punch you."

"A little defensive are we?" Jason teased.

I let out a groan and stood up. "I guess I'll have to go find a guy and bring him back-just to show you how into them I am," I said over my shoulder. "Then we can make-out, maybe do a little reproducing, and you'll be convinced I like males. Later."

Jason was at my side in a second. "You don't need to do that," he said. "I was just kidding."

I grinned. "I know. So was I." I gave him a pat on the head, and then added, "But don't doubt my sexuality again. As much as I admire a woman with a nice body, a man will be the only thing I'm coming home to." I paused for a moment, a smile gracing my features. "Unless of course I have a sweet dog there waiting for me. Have I ever told you how much I love dogs?"

Jason rolled his eyes at my choice of topic and strung an arm around my shoulder.


Author's Note: Think of this as a preview, if you will. There are more heading your way when we upload our newest story: SUPER WEIRD. We have been planning this story for a couple of years and we will be posting it 2015. Keep in mind we still have to redo Getting Under the Masks. That will take time. I'm sorry.

JASONXVERONICA for life! XD

I hope we can start posting sometime in 2015, hell, maybe even 2016, who knows how long it will take us. :/

In case you were wondering, though many of you probably weren't, Veronica will end up being with several people. So far they are: Jason Todd, Red Hood; Clark Kent, Superman; Bruce Wayne, Batman; Adrian Veidt, Ozymandias; Steve Rogers, Captain America; Peter Parker, Spiderman; and Tony Stark, Ironman.

We're thinking about adding, Wade Wilson, Deadpool; Dick Grayson, NightWing; Thor; Natasha Romanoff, Black Widow; Princess Diana, Wonder Woman; or Wally West/Barry Allen, Flash. Well, what do you think? Yay or ney?