And don't forget, in the words of out favorite Fortune Cookie, "Music soothes the savage teens." ;)

Wait... Make it a USM crossover and have Spidey and friends feature in this as small children. imagine it... Nova/Sam cries over something stupid like a lack of snacks, causing White Tiger/Ava to smack him on the head, and Peter/Spidey is screaming at Sam, and then Luke's sitting there looking ticked, and meanwhile Danny's... Actually, there' s two paths from there. The Zen path or the path that takes into account that Danny's parents both died in the space of like two days and he probably saw them both die, b/c 1st his dad died in that plane crash in K'un Lun, then his probably already injured mother sacrificed herself so that he could live instead of being mauled by wolves, so... he was probably traumatized and also permanently scared of wolves. Boom!

Sooooooo, I just learned something new...This fic is not to be read at 2AM in a public store, because I will end up giggling insanely and possibly irritating people that I don't really want to tick off- OH GREAT STARCLAN THERE'S ANOTHER CHAPTER, BELAY THAT ORDER!

(This has been my roundabout way of saying this is funny. Good job.)

This is gonna be good!

Oh god kiddy Avengers!

Thanks for these brilliant updates! I lovvvveeeee this story! I hope that you will continue and I think that your writing is top rate! I would rate it 100000000etc. Stars! Thanks for this story!

I love this! Maybe you should have called this Hemidall's Rules For The Bifrost. But it's so funny! Especially the eyepatch fight. Keep writing!

I read this while eating a cookie.
This was hands down hilarious. I will always call muffins mushrooms from now on. And Hela popping out of nowhere is perfection.
Nicely done! Good writing conventions, too?

Sliphenir bouncing! Limh! (chuckling quietly) Hemindall throwing them in the Bifrost! THE PURE INSANITY! :D I love it! Nick Fury wins the eyepatch competition! :D

AUGH! THIS IS TOO FUNNY! I was at MAJOR risk of getting caught because I was quietly chuckling so hard! :D Hemindall and Odin's lines! I loved them! Thor and Loki's mischief? Priceless! :D

Muffin, sir!
I like this one. More than the others. Oh, and on my review for That Happens Sometimes, I realize I accidentally wrote srod fly or something silly, when I actually meant to say 'eagerly awaiting'. Sorry. There's probably quite a few other mistakes, too. I was in a hurry, because I was so excited that you like Evanescence. Great work on this story!
E. Narks

YAAAY! AVENGERS AND THE SUPER NORSE BROS(cookies to whoever got that reference) Against Bastard King and Bad A$$ boss! :D

Augh...I...I can't...just can't...this is too freaking funny! adfyjfseryiiknfertujfsaaaacbjht! That poor midgardian!

Great story. Love seeing all of them all buddy-chummy as kids. Hope to see more soon. Thanks for sharing.

Very funny! I loved it. Hope to see more!