OH GOD, OH GOD, OH GOD, OH GOD, WHAT THE HELL DID I JUST READ?

I DON'T EVEN KNOW WHERE TO START WITH THIS. WHAT CAN I SAY AND YES, I AM GOING TO WRITE THIS WHOLE THING IN CAPITAL LETTERS.

I AM UNSURE IF I'M IN AWE, OR INCREDIBLY DISTURBED BY WHAT I'M READING! HE'S SMOKING! AND TAUNTING THE REAPER! HARBINGER! OMG OMG OMG

OKAY, I'VE DECIDED IT'S EPIC AND WELL DESERVING OF THE CAPS, IT'S SO FUNNY, I'M MASHING MY HANDS ON THE KEYS TO PRAISE THIS.

READY!

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THERE, THAT IS THE EVIDENCE OF THE AWESOME THIS INSPIRES.

This was pretty decent for what you had to work with lol. The whole cigarette thing. It was a fun little read. And if something is typed funny in this review it's because I am typing on my phone so sorry.

ROFL.

I am Arcana Mortis, and this is the funniest fic on .

I can't...I can't breathe! This just made my life.

Hahaha, Garrus, you crazy insane turian idiot ... that was quite a show xD

I, eee, um,
I just be over there in the corner, laughing my head off.

Oh my god, that was absolutely fantastic!

This was highly enjoyable. Good work!

LMFAO OH GOD! I can't stop laughing. So freaking epic!

Nomygod, this is amazing! Thank you, thank you, thank you! FINALLY a fitting tribute to my favorite turian's voice. You should maybe put this up on the other site ... they're always requesting voice kink XD

I laughed! It was a very good crack ;) A no Brain Bleach required yet FUNNY crack.
Impressive.