This fanfic is cancer... And yet it's now one of my personal favorites. How did you accomplish this?

Just from the summary alone I believe Xehanort is in for ankicking.

Can't believe it's taken me this long to read the update but skfjhgsd oh well
I'm living for Aqua just going 'screw it' and taking over the entire realm without even falling to darkness. And that line at the end about Roxas and Xion getting them all back to the Realm of Light purely because they need ice cream to live is the funnies thing askdjhfjkh

This is confusing for everyone involved except for the ones inside Sora's heart. Who are busy arguing.
This is comic gold.

Well Xehanhort gets the short end of the stick of people to vasselize.

Close Eraqus was inside Terra

“If this keeps up KH3 might be out before chapter 16... Which is not something I ever seriously considered. However, especially with some of the trailers, I kinda want to try to end this before KH3”

You’re too late...

The most notorious thing about this fic has to be how it's all funny and crazy and then suddenly it gets deep and emotional and you never saw it coming xD

3

*falls over giggling*

I wonder where Sora is during all of this. I presume he's still napping, but where? Is there a treehouse deeper in the Island or something?

THAT MAKES SO MUCH SENSE OMG!
*cackles* I can see it. I like imagining it failing utterly because Vanitas said "Nope!" and came out instead solely to kick ass and escape since he's the only one of them who literally is Darkness and therefore can not only handle the ritual's effects but potentially suborn the very energy trying to change Sora. But this fits so damn well with the whole ongoing subplots of KHs I can't resist the idea - forever now versions of the ritual semi-succeeding means a version of Xehanort getting his ass eternally kicked on rotation by everyone else resting in Sora's Heart until they figure out how to eject him!

Huh, I think things are both going up and down in constant hurdles at this point.

As expected, the Glom has tested Aqua's sanity more in five minutes than a decade in the Realm of Darkness ever did. That is how insane this situation has become. At least Aqua will be proud of him if whatever Ven is working out to utterly ruin Xehanort's plans succeeds, though it looks like the Lingering Will is doing a good job of that just fine.

Great story so far! Just asking... are you gonna include any pairings? I hope not (I'm not a big fan of romance in general. Especially romance in a crackfic) adding romance will distract from the randomness imo. Keep up the great work, btw!