Reviews for Crotched to Death by David Bowie
Guest chapter 1 . 6/26/2019
It's for young people to gracefully and stylishly discover their sexuality, of course!
BowieLuva chapter 1 . 1/27/2018
Wonderful. Amazing. Quality content. I love it.
reindeerguardian chapter 1 . 10/21/2012
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SnowFireFlyRain chapter 1 . 11/28/2011
hahaha. I completely agree with you. It's really hard to watch a movie when all you see is THAT. I would totally want in to. Sarah passed up something good. I'd have said ok just make sure my brother gets home. hahaha..Gotta like the bad boys
BoredOfHerHead chapter 1 . 5/18/2011
PFFT. I love the Labrynth! (...I could never figure out how to spell it. DX XD) That was so win.

...And now I wanna watch that movie again... XDDD

ILY. Seriously. You and your friend.
PumpkinRomance chapter 1 . 3/17/2011
Lol! My friend and I both had a conversation like that! Only we question if they had pills or sprays back then to, uh, enhance that particular area, of if he was just naturally gifted.
Surelady chapter 1 . 1/13/2011
Jiah and 'Anonymous Harsh Critic' - get a life. This story is meant to be for fun. Remember fun? Personally, I thought it was hilarious and makes a pretty valid point about certain costume style choices that were made in the movie. And I reckon Bowie knew EXACTLY what he was doing ;)
LadyGrinningSoul47 chapter 1 . 12/16/2010
That made me laugh! And I've a similar conversation to that before!
Kaela Ivela chapter 1 . 7/18/2010
Love this. I swear me and my friends have had almost identical conversations.
RandomRosa chapter 1 . 8/8/2008
I LOVE YOU. YOU ARE AMAZING FOR POSTING THIS. Hats off to you, my fellow crotch-lover. XD
Jiah chapter 1 . 8/29/2006
Please, get a Livejournal. That's where things like this belong, not on Thanks.
Frizz the Eccentric chapter 1 . 7/29/2006
Hee hee! I wonder what the acctual events were. I hated the movie Labyrinth, but I loved David's pants! They'd make any corn childrens movie worthwhile
Mugglewump chapter 1 . 6/28/2006
lmfao! cant stop laffing! i luv the simplicity!

i was wondering... since ur a major (albeit not in english) i was wondering if you could help me? im doing a text transformation for my AS levels (i dont know what you call them in america)and i was wondering if you could offer some advice? just send me an email when your not too busy! thanks!
chaosbfly chapter 1 . 4/24/2006
To DEATH!

... but you are on crack. Seriously.
Queen Eggnog chapter 1 . 11/5/2005
*cackle cackle cough cough dies a horrible death* david bowie's area is certainly noticable, but i'm not complaining. love the fic, wicked hilarious. hahaha crack kills. lol
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