Hilarious :D

Wow. Thanks for sharing ;)

HAHA! I love this story...never ceases to give me a good laugh...In fact, I love this story so much that it inspired me to write my own fanfic. It is my only one of recent, but it is HUGELY inspired by this story here. I wanted to thank you for writing it.

that is just EWWWWW!

i just couldn't stop laughing

Oh yeah! My guess was right!

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Is it weird that I thought it was occlumency straight away?
Funny as! Wonder if hermione brings it up in conversation?

really English is not you're first language I could have been fooled. I didn't see any mistakes so don't worry. I love this, Also so did my very perverted mind... :)

I had my doubts but Hermione, Ron and Malfoy eavesdropping was too hilarious And the first years... Snape sounded like the ultimate Pedobear, it was awesome! The last sentence killed me :)

Very good story. It was cute and I liked it. I just knew it would be something other than what they thought.

hahaha that was fantastic! Talk about innuendos and double entendre! Love it and cracking up!

lol- this leaves chances for a sequel.

Not disappointed that this isn't the Big S. It was pretty obvious it wasn't going to be because the phrases with double-meaning seemed kind of disjointed.

I skimmed your profile but now I'm completely curious how can you love Harry/Tom or Voldemort but not the Big S? I'm kind of curious but do you also like Bellatrix/Voldemort?

Still, I wonder about the friendly business between Snape and Harry. When did they start getting 'friendly'? Draco has plenty reason to be suspicious even if it isn't because of the dialogue filled with double-meanings. They're acting pretty (looks right and left inconspiculously)...SUSPICIOUS. What happened to their animosity? Will Draco ever find the answer to that? What will happen to Ron and Hermione's scarred minds?

you should continue this :)

Too lazy too login. Anyway... OH MY ROWLING! That was hilarious!