Oh, this is so funny and good! How did I not find this before now!?

Lol!
I can just imagine...

"Hey, Morgana," said Merlin as he passed her in the corridor, "Gaius wants us to stop using his poison. He says the next time we want to kill each other, we should use a dagger."
"That mightn't be a bad idea," Morgana replied with a smirk, before walking away.

Lol. Gaius is channeling the goblin.

This made me laugh.

Somehow I can see this happening... Also I'd love to see the actual telling Morgana, maybe with some Confused!Arthur/Knights as well... Just a thought. :3

This made me laugh, especially that last line... XD

What does Gaius want poison for?
o-0
hmmmm...

Nice.

Yeah... though I supposed they could just be old style medicines that in the wrong (or right!) quantities are poisonous. Thanks for writing!

Hahaha that would be an interesting conversation between Merlin and Morgana.

The last line cracks me up. Be funny, if Gauis wakes up one morning and finds a basket filled with different poisons with a note saying 'Sorry. Didn't realise you needed them too.'

lol

Maybe Gaius is planning on getting in on the little poisoning party? I don't actually know why he would need poisons. But at least the crushed glass is easy enough to obtain. :)

Funny story.

Lol. We can give you reasons for poisons to be lying around. But then, half of those theories are probably the result of the late hour.

lol I love this ;) It's brilliant.

Gaius throwing a diva-strop over his supplies being pinched. And you make a very good point - why does he just LEAVE POISON LYING AROUND? It's poison. And there's always the odd traitor wandering around Camelot. That's just how it works. You shouldn't leave poison lying around. Bad Gaius.

Also - you wrote Gaius and kept him IC :)