This was exactly what I needed to bring a smile to my face right now. :)

I always love Varric's party banter about Bianca, but this really elevates it.

This is, quite possibly, one of my favorite stories from the kmeme ever...and it took me until now to find it elsewhere. Oops. But it's nice to read it again. :)

This is glorious. I rather expected crack, but Sebastian and V arric are spot on and I just love the idea of it, espevially Sebastian's 'conversion.' Well done!

This is glorious and absolutely brilliant. New favourite story.

Varric obsessing over Bianca is far worse than a dragon guarding its treasure hoard. This is yummy silliness at its best, and I love silliness :) Brilliant stuff, mate.

Very original and well done. Thanks for the read!

Omg I love this story :D

I expected this to be ridiculous, and it was, a little bit. But the idea of VarricxBianca is a little ridiculous...

I absolutely loved it, however. The story was amazing, even with the silliness of it.

One of my all-time favorites on the meme. You do good things, author.

Thank you. I shall make this my personal canon you brilliant, funny person you. :D