I couldn't breathe for this whole chapter! That shows you how funny this is.

~Fat Boy: *Falling to the ground* I-I-I'M BLIND! BUT THE SHOW MUST GO ON! *Gets up and parades around the dance floor, occasionally crashing into a beam or a bannister*~ This is so freakin' hilarious! I love it!

-Harry's Girl 01031992

~The Gween Faiwy! She is my inspiwation! *Dances drunkenly around, then stops* What’s that, Gween Faiwy? *laughs hysterically* I don’t know...I think Awdwey was a...woman?~

This made me fall out of my seat in hysterics! I love Toulouse and his antics! I love it when he starts singing "Stop in the Name of Love". Oh yeah... HOORAY FOR THE SEXY CHRISTIAN!

-Harry's Girl 01031992

Oh, so funny! I was wondering if the girls came into this at all. This isn't the end, right? *sad puppy eyes* Well, I;ll put on the alert, just in case . . .

LESLIE!

ROTFLMAO!

I feel for Christian. Writing plays is hard. Oh, bad grammar!

Very nice.

HAHAHAHHAHA! *while "Come What May" is playing on my computer*

*goes off to read the next chapter*

Oh, gods. I just finished watching the movie (right to the end, whch takes me a few tries) and I needed that. All I know of COPS is from an X-Files episode parody, but it was still funny.

Oh wow. This is a REALLY funny story. I can really hear Ewan McGregor saying those lines and getting all annoyed. Good work!

Hilarious! Please do more!

Absolutely brilliant! I bow down before thine skill, you clever cookie! hilarious, best laugh I'v had in ages!

Buah ha ha! That was spiffy. I can't stand COPS cuz my brother watches it all..the...time. But this was a nice little fic. It made me giggle. Hee hee. Update soon and don't wait a whole friggin' year cuz we need giggles in this category. Pleezzee? I'll make you octagon pancakes!

*is behind* took me until now to read that, haha. As a fan and writer of Moulin Rouge parody, let me give you a gold star. You're one of the best spinners of nonsense yet. :D

I'd like to see Christian on a murderous rampage. :-D

This was so freaking hilarious... Especially Christian ranting about everyone stealing his songs and the Narcoleptic Argentian's name being Leslie. Loved the COPS theme song. You are simply awesome!

I was hoping you'd update this! It is too funny! Ahaha! Christian is all pissed off! It's great! I love this! Continue!

P.S. Kudos on your new hubby. Byoo!

hahah funny