This story should have more reviews!
It was the weirdest family get together I have ever seen.
If Naruto had his parents in his mind like that he would never want to leave.
I especially liked the fact that you gave Dark Naruto an existence in this story, Everyone seems to forget about him.
And without a doubt the best line in this that made laughing and nearly chocking to death was when Dark Naruto yelled at Naruto saying, Shut up you Christ wannabe.
It was just perfect. Well done.

This was cute. I know English is not your first language, so thought I'd point out that I was confused by a word you used in your last sentence:

"...Dark Naruto guy and asked for some precisions about this S&M thing."

Instead of the word "precisions" (which isn't exactly an English word, although the word, "precision" is similar to "accurate"), I think the word you might have been going for is "directions" or "advice" or maybe you were thinking of "description"?

Despite only being a crackly oneshot, this fic is defiantly among the better stories on this site. Good job!