A piece of advice for anyone about to read this is that what ever you do don't read it at one in the morning for you will wake up your whole city laughing. This story had me laughing the whole way through it was the best I've ever read in a reaaaallly long time. I can't even put it into words how much this story meant to me. You now have a new follower!

S-MILE-S

AHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

in case you were unaware of what that was, that was my mental standing ovation for this story

IT

IS

FUCKING

HILARIOUS!

i dont think i have read a story (ANY at all throught out this whole site) as funny as this

for a moment there i actually had to leave my living room computer to go to my room to laugh as loud and as hard as i wanted too

i thought i had to change my underwear when "toby" introduced raph to his Pimpdaddy father or the nasty chocolate sauce bit or when "toby" kicked out poor master spilnter

that shit was great!

please update, but take ur time, i dont want you to rush and ruine this mindblowing story

I don't know what's more disturbing, the fact that Raphael ear raped a panda and he raped a volcano afterwards, or that Bishop was keeping a panda in his room? this is why I luv a good crack fic because you never know what epic adventures might arise in them, and this fic was full of epic win or should that be epic fail? lol, regardless just like the fic, this and the other bonus chapter was great, it had me laughing the whole way through and I liked Raphs calm acceptance of the whole situation and him busting bishops bubble with it. great job.

Whoo Hoo! You're adding more to this shelltastic fic of awesomeness. I loved that chapter even though I've read it on Terrapin Tarts. Great job. Loved the volcano line the best. Please give me more.

The Bubbly One,

Shell

So. Fuckin. Weird.

Do I want to know?

... Yes.

Yay! You added another chapter to this fic of shelltastic awesomeness. Great job. I think Krang and Shredder would've made a funny couple since they were always arguing. And now Bebop and Rocksteady need to wash their eyes out to get rid of the disturbing images.

Yes, I know and love DeeMG's stuff. Thank karma she only had two words written for chapter twelve. Nicely done, VH. I can't wait to read more shelltastic fics from you.

The Bubbly One,

Shell

Bwahahahahaha! That was hilarious! So Don's a lemur and now he has to go to Splinter? Awesome job. I can't believe this shelltastic fic of awesomeness is over. How can it be over? Will you do a sequel? I'd love to see that. Oh, and I loved Leo's banning of the dark alleyways. Seriously, those things have got to go. Great job on this. You are truly a shelltastic writer.

The Bubbly One,

Shell

Knew he was a lemur. :( He just sends out lemur vibes, ya know?

I love this, even after several re-reads. I think it was the perfect length, had the perfect chapter breaks, retained the best possible sense of the absurd while still keeping everyone in character (as much as anyone can be, in that craziness) - yes, this was an awesome story, and desperately needed in the fandom!

That machine of Neo has some serious issues so now he is a lemur? Wow. great crack.

my good, what is because Donnie is the more intelligent, the lemur is donnie's dad or mother? XD can you make a female turtle oc? XD ' update soon

Oh, man, that was hilarious. So, Mikey's sister is Leo's mom? Awkward. And now Leo answers to Mikey? That's hilarious. I'll be eagerly awaiting an update on this shelltastic fic of awesomness. Oh, and read In Love With My Clone by Black Dawn. You'll laugh your a** off. I know I did.

The Bubbly One,

Shell

I am sure Neo will find his family one day. If he doesn't, he will go on a life-changing adventure which makes him realise Toby, Darth Vader and Raph are all the family he needs.

Darn so that puts Leo under Mikey's care. Maybe soon Toby will consider moving out too