Look, first I need to tell you... YOU ARE HECK AWESOME! Oh my god... I never laughed so much at any other fanfic (except your other "bored in math" fic). Where do you get these ideas?! Also, I am WWWAAAAYYYYYY too late but can you please do a chapter where Cahills confront him? That would be epic! I want to see Amy's reaction ( I know she found out but i want to know what she says in person) And Natalie! And Reagan! And Dan's personal reaction when he read THE message... But seriously, YOU ARE THE COOLEST EVER! Oh, wait, no offense but that's Dan. Never mind, You did give him a VERY tough competition.

Dear Anna,
I have a bit of a problem. Basically, I tend to sleep walk, which doesn't sound that bad, but my bedroom is on the forth floor of our house and I constantly find myself tumbling down the stairs.
I haven't had a proper nights sleep in weeks.
What should I do?

~ Not-So-Heavy Sleeper

My boyfriend is like so cool and nice, but every time I see him I start blushing and get all giggly. I always get butterflies and I know he does too because he blushes too, but how do I make sure I don't embarrass myself and make a total fool out of myself? Also my younger brother is constantly trying to embarrass me in any way he can and my heart always starts beating very fast...

Okay, are you dissing MLP? It is actually a good show, unlike Pokemon. And sorry to burst ur bubble that MLP song quoted isn't a real pony song. U should have used a song from the episode Pinkie Pride... Just saying.

Here's some questions:
Dear Anna,
I know a girl who only ever talks about her relationships and horses at the barn she works at. It's gotten to the point where I know what she will say before she says it. She never asks about my life or my family or anything. I've known her a year and I doubt she knows how many siblings I have! Any advice?
Anonymous

Dear Awesome Assassin
I have zero patience, and too many boring teachers. Please help!
ADD

Dear A_,
I love band class, but tons of people in it don't respect the teacher. Short of smacking the trombones, what can I do?
Z_

HI im Zoey and I'm going into 8th grade and right now its summer break and iv known this guys since 5th grade and i liked him since then, and i told him in 7th grade that didn't like him anymore when i still did but he always teases me and says "u liked me for two years", sometimes his friends would tell me that he likes me and they would say it in front of him and he would not say anything but i don't know if that true and sometimes my friends say the something but i don't know what to do should i tell him i like him or not and if i should how should i tell him Please answer this thanks!

Sorry to bother you. I know you haven't been on this website in, like, three years, but I figured this would be a good time to ask you. Since you haven't been on in so long, I figure you don't really care that much about your account and you might not mind changing your username. I'm sorry to ask, but I find the "almighty" part offensive to my religion, and I would really appreciate it if you changed it. But please don't delete your account, your story's are some of the funniest on this whole website.

Again, I am so sorry to bother you. Thank you for taking the time to read this.

NKf

Ps. I hope your having a great summer.

Great! And I know who Mystery is! Really Natalie and Reagan really?! And on who?

HAHAHAH! My favorite one was the ninja! Hahaha owe that poor kid, let's hope nobody from the err.. more violent side of the Cahill family talks to her/him.

1.) AWESOME! GO DAN!
2.) On that last question, didn't he give away his identity by mentioning Fiske?
3.) Dear Anna,
I've recently starting reading this series called The 39 Clues and I LOVE it! Then I find out about the FANFICTION! I'm worried, since I've basically done a 180 on my fav couples! And some of them are SLASH! I particularly like Dian... Is there something wrong with me to like this couple? I am-like- a FREAK or something? I'm scared I'm gonna be laughed at... please, tell me I'm not a freak!
-CrazedDianFangirl
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...OH FOR THE LOVE OF GOD, DAN'S REACTION WILL BE PRICELESS! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH!
I'm done now. And yes people, I like the a fore mentioned couple. Problem? I think not, seeing as some of you write M rated Amian stories probably (no offense). Nobody gets that right to judge me... I'm just gonna sit here and eat popcorn while Dan processes this question.
-Leah

I love this, it cracks me up every time I read Dan's answers. Yea, hmm, reading answers from Dan about people who have a crush on him IS getting just a bit dull. Yes, I did read all your Author's Notes. And I hate to fire another relationship-related question at you, but if Dan gets it, you won't have to give a relationship-related answer. Please don't kill me? I just really want to see what you will do with this question.

Dear Anna,
I have some girl trouble, and I thought you might be able to answer this, being a girl and all. There's this one girl I have a crush on. She's not even in this school, but I see her at the library every time I go. She has red hair and really pretty jade-green eyes. I want to get to know her more, maybe ask her out sometime, but I have no idea how to do it! She's really shy, and stutters a lot when she talks, in case that matters. How should I start? Oh, and I DO know her name.

Ok, post it or leave it. Your choice. Either way, I look forward to the next chapter!

Why would I do an adivce column under a GIRL'S NAME? But I like the list you made of me with all 200 things to do in Maths! So gonna try those ideas on the new teacher Miss Hickupbottom.

From The Ultimate Ninja Lord in The World!

Dear Anna,

Let's just say I'm in a HUGE family that can be around the world and we are related to famous people. Like Ben Franklin. Anyways, I've /cricket, cricket/ spying on these evil dudes that are, like, obsessed with killing my family and they have a few people from my family! How can I get them back?

-DUN DUN DU

Dear Anna,
What do you do if your brother is obsessed with ninjas and video games and does not care THAT THE FATE OF THE WORLD IS IN BALANCE! I mean and he doesn't care about, let's say I became a... family leader someday AND WITH ALL THE STRESS I HAVE, HE GIVES ME MORE! And let's pretend that we had to fight someone to save the world AND HE WORRIES ABOUT HIS NINJA COSTUMES!
-Yam is gonna kill Nad
Oh honey! You poor thing! Sometimes, though you may not realize this, your brother is actually strengthening your stress endurance and making you a better person. It may be hard to accept his epicosity, because it is hard for yourself to admit that you lack in this department. However, realizing it's presence can help you through this difficult time. Maybe you should just go get a massage and a ninja costume to distress. Then, buy him things. It will help get your mind of your problems.

LOLZ! THAT IS SO AMY!

XD XD XD Hahaha!