"Laughing until you hiccup is your fault not the presidents"

Ok that one made me laugh out loud. This is so clever and so funny. Well done.

I honestly laughed out loud reading these , NICE

Rule 83 should probably be rephrased as "If you're the only person who 'ever' sees it...". Knowing Murdock, that would be the one he obeys, and when on lookout (obviously being the only person to see something) he wouldn't alert anyone...

Knowing Murdock...

An absolutely hilarious selection, and a pleasure to read. Thank you very much! This was fun and enjoyable!

This was fantastic! I really loved this. I'm getting weird looks from my family because I'm laughing.
I have to say my favourite was 'Rule 74: "All you can eat" is not a challenge.' I can just imagine Murdock doing this, I can picture him doing all of the things you've come up with. Great writing!

I think rule 64 was my favorite.

These are all absolutely hilarious.

OMG I haven't giggled this much in ages! I can so totaly see Murdock doing every single thing on this list. THANK YOU so much for the laugh :-D

This is fabulous! I haven't laughed this much in a long time :)!

Really lovely... go ahead...

I LOVE this. It made me laugh so hard, I almost fell out of my chair. Great work! :) :) :) Oh, and, great username. ;)

Rule 100: All rules must be followed to the letter, and claiming you can't read is not a good excuse for why you can't follow them.

I'm sure someone has tried to use that excuse ;). Delightful, thank you!

:) I will review this again. I love it.

Boy they sure know how to ruin Murdock's fun, don't they? Heh heh. Some of these would've been great to see on the show, they are just so perfectly Murdock.

...Clearly Hannibal has a difficult life. Lol. Thank you so much for this. It thoroughly made my day and now I'm left with many interesting mental images in addition to some great scenes from the show. Well done!

Very funny, thank you!