| Reviews for Real Vampires Don't Sparkle |
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Aureux chapter 1 . 4/21 I was expecting them to have to call in the character with plot armor. I like the "Summon Console Commands" better. |
CloakedFellow chapter 1 . 2/6 omigod, i love the way you choke me right there |
Kraehenhexe chapter 1 . 11/20/2018 This is absolute perfection, and I'm immensely glad you've written it. |
Drunken Hamster chapter 1 . 9/22/2018 Hahaha, lol. Perfect crackfic. Would be interesting if it was more realistic, but not as funny. With this kind of thing you either go all one way, or all another. Good work. |
DragonlordRynn chapter 1 . 9/7/2016 I'm glad he figured out the console commands to erradicate that bastard. |
Michael Curd chapter 1 . 9/1/2016 Oh my God, this was so freaking hilarious! Great job! |
Werde Spinner chapter 1 . 3/31/2016 OH MY GOSH THIS FIC IS PERFECTION ITSELF. TGM. MARY SUES DEFEATED BY THE POWER OF CONSOLE COMMANDS. No, seriously, I laughed so hard I choked on my water. Instant fave. |
MeckaMecka chapter 1 . 12/16/2015 HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA. *gasp* HA HA HA ! That was hilarious. And beautiful. And by Sithis one of the funniest things pertaining to a characters demise I have ever read. I like the "summon console command", which was actually really smart. I loved Oblivion, and loved my brotherhood. I was very attached to them. |
Guest chapter 1 . 12/5/2015 My lord is pleased you get cheese |
Syqadelic chapter 1 . 10/1/2015 Mary Sues have tgm turned on. This makes a horrifying amount of sense. |
nivlac chapter 1 . 7/15/2015 XD This is brilliant! |
Cat 3 chapter 1 . 3/31/2015 Toggle god mode. Of course. Brilliant! :D |
Ocicat chapter 1 . 2/16/2015 Beautifully written! :D It builds quite a lot of background story and rich characters without going overboard or overusing the aspects of the parody. The Console part was simply brilliant :) |
Rasdra chapter 1 . 12/18/2014 I may have to forward this story onto a few friends so they can also have a laugh at the expense of twilight |
Twistedsystem009 chapter 1 . 8/29/2014 Oh, my God. I love you. |