that last one tho

I. Loved this. So much more. Than I probably should've... Power to the Fangirls(crazed otakus)!

You do realize Near didn't have a choice when it came to "replacing" L (who was dead by the way, and needed a successor)?

Other than the it was funny.

Aaaw! Daddy Lawliet and Daddy Yagami! Soo cute! Okay, fangirlism aside, this was briliant. Especially the *cause of death was not lupus* XD it never is, is it? I love House :) And the Death Note; Another Note references show dedication to the work and make things interesting to study. And... to be honest... Beyond is Ryuk's son? I DID NOT SEE THAT COMING, LOL! In fact, I wish there were more fics that said that!

Godzilla and Megatron? WTH LOL :D The skin cancer thing might be a little harsh though... then again, I laughed when Near confused Matt with Freddie Krueger...

I feel really, REALLY sadistic now... but you don't know how hard I just laughed XD And yes, all yaoi/DeathNote Fangirls/boys should unite! And Matt's bit just made my day

"yo" *waves*

Aaaw, Mattie. It's just like in Death Note. Your time with us was short, but you're still awesome! And congrats on the awesome blonde bombshell for a boyfriend :D

I'm gonna read the next chapters. Die, Near, Die!

Hillarious

Oh and I forgot

I find glueing Near to the ceiling and either leaving him there to rot (coz he just blends in) or cutting his limbs off very effective :D im rather sadistic, I know hehe

btw a review u got from Link was from me, haha I forgot to log in IMA FAIL WHALE :/

BAHAHA that was amazing xD Yeah I absolutely loathe Near so this is like the best story on the planet for me :) Oh I wouldn't mind Mello ruling Australia, hehe I LOVE MATTYKINS 3

OMG YES FANGIRLS ARE THE ULTIMATE POWER!

Yeah I'm a Matt/Mello/L fan here xD and a Near hater! YAY

I dunno how that little sheep even has any fans...they were probs all drugged and brainwashed.

Actually, I am one of the Sheeptard's fangirls, but I find this fic very entertaining. Hmm, how bout the sheeply youth starts chewing on his hair and chokes on a massive hairball. I'm pretty sure this happened to someone once...

This could have been a really good fic if you had put some actual thought into it, and I consider it a shame as I really liked your other story - blond ambitions

You really, shouldn't have put the Australia reference in there as I'm fairly certain America has at least 4-5 times as many criminals than Australia and that was really racist - how would you like it if I wrote a story and than randomly, and unneccesarily put in 'and America is just full of fat people' (which it's not)

Why would you think that Australia has so many criminals anyway? Is it because it originally only held convicts? FYI, that was several hundred years ago

Congrats for the story though -.- Die Near you evil bastard!

Submission of some Ideas:

1) Matt accidentally pours poison into a PB&J sandwich. BB hands it over to Near, who dies after 48 hours

2) Near finds a doll that looks like Mello lying around. It come to lifewhile he sleeps and stabs him to death with needles.

3) Tired of being bossed around by a white haired, 20 year old freak Halle, Rester, & Gevanni use super huge machine guns to kill Near

4) Mello pretends to be nice to Near. He fills a bathtub full of gasoline and tosses a match in it once Near is inside.

5) Near eats toys. He chokes.

Awesome! Thanks!

Too bad ya didn't use the evil little Mello cat thing I suggested, but I luv all these other things! So epic! So epic!

Awesome work!

Dexter killing Near... SO FRACKING EPIC! XD

OMG! THIS IS A GREAT CHAPTER! I think that this is great. Not as great as the first, but still funny!